~Facebook~
Man: Hi, friend
Wind: Uh… do I know you
Man: Of course you do. We just met five seconds ago. Now were the best of friends
Wind: I literally have no idea who you are
Man: Oh, you’re a funny guy. Like
Wind: What the hell was that
Man: I just liked your comment
Wind: But, all I did was say a sentence
Man: Like
Wind: Will you stop that
Man: Like
Wind: Cut it out
Man: Like
Wind: WILL YOU CUT IT THE F**K OUT
Man: Oh, man. Definitely Dislike
~Twitter~
Man: Hey, I just went to the store and bought some milk
Wind: Good for you
Man: Hey, I just opened the milk
Wind: Uh-huh
Man: Hey, I just drank the milk
Wind: Yep
Man: Hey, I just sat on the couch
Wind: Okay
Man: Hey, I’m watching Twilight
Wind: I’m leaving now (Leaves
Man 2: Hey, I just took a giant s**t
Wind: Oh, for f**ks sake
~Youtube~
Wind: Okay, so, what do you got for me
Man: Well, I got the best way for people to laugh
Wind: Okay
Man: Okay, so. We get a cat to play the keyboard. Then, once he does, we get a man to hit his teticles on a pole while riding a skateboard. Then, we cut to a footage of Pewdiepie…
Wind: …… Doing?
Man: Just, Pewdiepie. That s**ts comedy gold. We’ll get views by the millions
Wind: I don’t like it. I doubt that this will ever get popu-
(1 Hour Later)
Wind: (Sees the video has a billion views) You’ve got to be kidding me. How is this funny
Man 2: You just don’t know about modern comedy
Man 3: You should get educated more on how today’s humor is
Man 4: You suck and nobody likes you
Man 5: Why don’t you go and kill yourself, you f**ker
Man 6: PONIES
Man 7: Shut the f**k up, you f**king f***ots
Man 8: GANDUM STYLE
Wind: SHUT UP
~Tumblr~
Wind: (While looking at a disturbing picture, he slowly points a gun at his head)
~Myspace~
Wind: (Standing in a desert) … This is supposed to be a social network, right
~4chan~
Wind: THERE’S S**T EVERYWHERE!
~Wikipedia~
Wind: I wonder what year the Star Wars films were made in
Man: Well, Star Wars was made in 1973
Man 2: YOU'RE WRONG, IT WAS 1974
Wind: Uh, what?
Man 3: NO, IT WAS 135 B.C.
Wind: What?
Man 4: NO, IT WAS YEAR 2646
Wind: THAT YEAR DOESN’T EVEN EXIST YET
Man 5: NO, IT WAS PONIES
Wind: Oh, f**k this. I’ll just ask my grandpa.
~Instagram~
Wind: (See’s countless self portraits of people calling them “Selfies) Well, we failed as a human race (Presses button and the launches dozens of nuclear missiles)
~Google~
Wind: I need to find a game review
Man: Would you like IGN, or GameSpot
Wind: IGN will do
Man: Very well, here is-
Man 2: FUCK THAT, PONIES
Wind: Oh, goddamn it
~Rule34~
Wind: (Hanging from ceiling by noose)
~Fanfiction~
Wind: Okay, time to read a fanfic (Reads the description and see’s there is sex in it) F**k it (Flips keyboard and walks off)
~Creepypasta~
Wind: Okay, time to read a creepypasta (Reads the description and see’s its by a Jeff the Killer fan) F**k it (Flips keyboard and walks off)
~Pretty Much Any Website Dedicated to Writing~
Wind: F**k it (Flips keyboard and walks off)
~Crunchyroll~
田舎者の白人野郎、このウェブサイトはクールです
“Goddamn, this website is cool”
~Fanpop~
Wind: It’s a website from the heaven’s
Man: No one even goes to this website
Wind: SHUT UP, THIS WEBSITE IS BEAUTIFUL
Man: Okay, jesus
Man: Hi, friend
Wind: Uh… do I know you
Man: Of course you do. We just met five seconds ago. Now were the best of friends
Wind: I literally have no idea who you are
Man: Oh, you’re a funny guy. Like
Wind: What the hell was that
Man: I just liked your comment
Wind: But, all I did was say a sentence
Man: Like
Wind: Will you stop that
Man: Like
Wind: Cut it out
Man: Like
Wind: WILL YOU CUT IT THE F**K OUT
Man: Oh, man. Definitely Dislike
~Twitter~
Man: Hey, I just went to the store and bought some milk
Wind: Good for you
Man: Hey, I just opened the milk
Wind: Uh-huh
Man: Hey, I just drank the milk
Wind: Yep
Man: Hey, I just sat on the couch
Wind: Okay
Man: Hey, I’m watching Twilight
Wind: I’m leaving now (Leaves
Man 2: Hey, I just took a giant s**t
Wind: Oh, for f**ks sake
~Youtube~
Wind: Okay, so, what do you got for me
Man: Well, I got the best way for people to laugh
Wind: Okay
Man: Okay, so. We get a cat to play the keyboard. Then, once he does, we get a man to hit his teticles on a pole while riding a skateboard. Then, we cut to a footage of Pewdiepie…
Wind: …… Doing?
Man: Just, Pewdiepie. That s**ts comedy gold. We’ll get views by the millions
Wind: I don’t like it. I doubt that this will ever get popu-
(1 Hour Later)
Wind: (Sees the video has a billion views) You’ve got to be kidding me. How is this funny
Man 2: You just don’t know about modern comedy
Man 3: You should get educated more on how today’s humor is
Man 4: You suck and nobody likes you
Man 5: Why don’t you go and kill yourself, you f**ker
Man 6: PONIES
Man 7: Shut the f**k up, you f**king f***ots
Man 8: GANDUM STYLE
Wind: SHUT UP
~Tumblr~
Wind: (While looking at a disturbing picture, he slowly points a gun at his head)
~Myspace~
Wind: (Standing in a desert) … This is supposed to be a social network, right
~4chan~
Wind: THERE’S S**T EVERYWHERE!
~Wikipedia~
Wind: I wonder what year the Star Wars films were made in
Man: Well, Star Wars was made in 1973
Man 2: YOU'RE WRONG, IT WAS 1974
Wind: Uh, what?
Man 3: NO, IT WAS 135 B.C.
Wind: What?
Man 4: NO, IT WAS YEAR 2646
Wind: THAT YEAR DOESN’T EVEN EXIST YET
Man 5: NO, IT WAS PONIES
Wind: Oh, f**k this. I’ll just ask my grandpa.
~Instagram~
Wind: (See’s countless self portraits of people calling them “Selfies) Well, we failed as a human race (Presses button and the launches dozens of nuclear missiles)
~Google~
Wind: I need to find a game review
Man: Would you like IGN, or GameSpot
Wind: IGN will do
Man: Very well, here is-
Man 2: FUCK THAT, PONIES
Wind: Oh, goddamn it
~Rule34~
Wind: (Hanging from ceiling by noose)
~Fanfiction~
Wind: Okay, time to read a fanfic (Reads the description and see’s there is sex in it) F**k it (Flips keyboard and walks off)
~Creepypasta~
Wind: Okay, time to read a creepypasta (Reads the description and see’s its by a Jeff the Killer fan) F**k it (Flips keyboard and walks off)
~Pretty Much Any Website Dedicated to Writing~
Wind: F**k it (Flips keyboard and walks off)
~Crunchyroll~
田舎者の白人野郎、このウェブサイトはクールです
“Goddamn, this website is cool”
~Fanpop~
Wind: It’s a website from the heaven’s
Man: No one even goes to this website
Wind: SHUT UP, THIS WEBSITE IS BEAUTIFUL
Man: Okay, jesus