Now, video games have a lot of thieves. However, what no one told you was that video games have a lot of thieves THAT SUCK! So, today, I want to talk about the Top 5 Worst Thieves in Video Games. Note that these have to be thieves. They can’t have committed any other crimes. So, the guys from GTA are all out. Now, with that, lets start the list
#5: Team Rocket from Pokemon - Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait, this is the anime. I thought we were talking about video games”. Well, Pokemon is based off a video game, plus this is my list, so I’m counting them. Team Rocket is a criminal organization that kidnaps rare Pokemon to sell them for profit. Sure, they sound all dangerous and such, except for two members of their group. Those two are Jessie and James. These two, even though they are meant to capture only rare Pokemon, are always going after a ten year old kid, trying to catch a Pikachu, even though Pikachu isn’t really all that rare. Yet, after getting blasted off again for the billionth time, they still never learn their lesson, and just come back to get blown away again. When will they ever learn.
#4: Popple from Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga - Now, even though Popple has a real fun boss fight, where he throws attacks at you and steals your own attacks to use against you, he is still a bad thief. He is always trying to beat the Mario brothers at their own game, and, just let that sink in. He is trying to beat the Mario brothers. In other words, he is just begging to get his ass kicked. And, that is exactly what happens. Kind of a shame. He had such a fun boss fight
#3: Blue Thief from Spyro the Dragon - Oh, man, its about time I get to mention something from this game. This was always a favorite of mine when I was growing up. It was such a fun platformer. But, then theres the Blue Thief. This guy is always kidnapping Dragon Eggs, which are mandatory to completing the game. So, after you beat him, you get the Dragon Egg. However, he returns… and does the same thing. He never changes his tactics, he never has any tricks, he just runs away from you. How pathetic
#2: Some Sneaky Sim from The Sims - Now, nobody likes it when someone breaks into your house at night and steals your stuff. That’s Some Sneaky Sim for you. He will always sneak into your house once you’re asleep, and steal your stuff. However, you can keep him out with a burglar alarm. BUT, what makes him suck so much is the fact that he will come back to your house again…. and again….. and again. I mean, Jesus man. Either I just have the most expensive stuff in the entire city, or he is just an idiot. Also, he always gets arrested once he breaks in. It makes you wonder how many times he’s been to jail just by breaking into my house alone
#1: Sakon the Thief from Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask - This guy here has to be the worst thief in the history of gaming thieves. You first meet him in Clock Town, and he says he is doing “Nothing suspicious”. Once it turns to midnight of the first night, he will then rob a sweet, innocent elderly woman. So, what does he steal? BOMBS! Bombs that you can shoot at with arrows and kill Sakon with. Also, he steals a mask from Kafie while Kafie is still a kid. So, Sakon steals from old women and children, and he steals the very thing that can kill him. If you didn’t think that makes him an awful thief, then how about the fact that his secret hideout in Ikana Canyon can easily be found and broken into by TWO TEN YEAR OLD CHILDREN! Two children, and one of them isn’t even armed. That just shows how badly Sakon sucks… His side quests were fun though.
So, there you go. Sorry for a shorter list, but, its all I could think of. Did you like it? Tell me below. With that, I will see you all next time
#5: Team Rocket from Pokemon - Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait, this is the anime. I thought we were talking about video games”. Well, Pokemon is based off a video game, plus this is my list, so I’m counting them. Team Rocket is a criminal organization that kidnaps rare Pokemon to sell them for profit. Sure, they sound all dangerous and such, except for two members of their group. Those two are Jessie and James. These two, even though they are meant to capture only rare Pokemon, are always going after a ten year old kid, trying to catch a Pikachu, even though Pikachu isn’t really all that rare. Yet, after getting blasted off again for the billionth time, they still never learn their lesson, and just come back to get blown away again. When will they ever learn.
#4: Popple from Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga - Now, even though Popple has a real fun boss fight, where he throws attacks at you and steals your own attacks to use against you, he is still a bad thief. He is always trying to beat the Mario brothers at their own game, and, just let that sink in. He is trying to beat the Mario brothers. In other words, he is just begging to get his ass kicked. And, that is exactly what happens. Kind of a shame. He had such a fun boss fight
#3: Blue Thief from Spyro the Dragon - Oh, man, its about time I get to mention something from this game. This was always a favorite of mine when I was growing up. It was such a fun platformer. But, then theres the Blue Thief. This guy is always kidnapping Dragon Eggs, which are mandatory to completing the game. So, after you beat him, you get the Dragon Egg. However, he returns… and does the same thing. He never changes his tactics, he never has any tricks, he just runs away from you. How pathetic
#2: Some Sneaky Sim from The Sims - Now, nobody likes it when someone breaks into your house at night and steals your stuff. That’s Some Sneaky Sim for you. He will always sneak into your house once you’re asleep, and steal your stuff. However, you can keep him out with a burglar alarm. BUT, what makes him suck so much is the fact that he will come back to your house again…. and again….. and again. I mean, Jesus man. Either I just have the most expensive stuff in the entire city, or he is just an idiot. Also, he always gets arrested once he breaks in. It makes you wonder how many times he’s been to jail just by breaking into my house alone
#1: Sakon the Thief from Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask - This guy here has to be the worst thief in the history of gaming thieves. You first meet him in Clock Town, and he says he is doing “Nothing suspicious”. Once it turns to midnight of the first night, he will then rob a sweet, innocent elderly woman. So, what does he steal? BOMBS! Bombs that you can shoot at with arrows and kill Sakon with. Also, he steals a mask from Kafie while Kafie is still a kid. So, Sakon steals from old women and children, and he steals the very thing that can kill him. If you didn’t think that makes him an awful thief, then how about the fact that his secret hideout in Ikana Canyon can easily be found and broken into by TWO TEN YEAR OLD CHILDREN! Two children, and one of them isn’t even armed. That just shows how badly Sakon sucks… His side quests were fun though.
So, there you go. Sorry for a shorter list, but, its all I could think of. Did you like it? Tell me below. With that, I will see you all next time