Wind: Okay, I know you guys are mad, but-
Link: Your damn right were mad
Wind: Well, that’s good to hear. But, I really need to get going and-
Tetra: Oh no. You’re not going anywhere until you tell us why it took a whole fucking month to make another After Adventure episode.
Wind: Well, I could tell you….. but, there is some a job you need to do, so bye
Link: A job, you think we’ll get money for it
Tetra: I’m not sure. I guess we’ll have to check
(Some Time Later)
Link: Okay, where is the treasure. I followed that guys map
(Flashback)
Link: Hey, where is the treasure
Ho-Ho: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE, SOMETHING THAT IS BLUE!!!
Link; uh….
Ho-Ho: THE OCEAN! ALL I SEE IN THIS WORLD IS THE FUCKING OCEAN
(End of Flashback) All he said was go near those seagulls. Then again, he wouldn’t shut up about the color blue, so I don’t think we should trust him. So, lets do just that (Ship sails to the seagulls) Okay, where is our treasure (Big Octo appears from the water)
Big Octo: How dare you enter my seas. You will pay for this (Slowly sucks them up, which takes longer than they expect)
Link: ……………
Big Octo: Just wait a minute. You will all pay dearly (Keeps sucking them into his mouth SLOWLY) …. I got you right where I want you
Link: Yeah, I’m bored. I’m gonna shoot you in the eye
Big Octo: Wait, what? (Gets shot with a cannon in the eye and dies)
Link: Now, where’s the treasure
Great Fairy: (Appears from the lake) Oh, thank you so much hero. You have saved me from the evil monster-
Link: Yeah, that’s great. Treasure please
Great Fairy: Oh, right. Well, here you are. It’s a piece of heart
Link: Cool. Soo, can I sell this
Great Fairy: Well, no, but you can-
Link: Then what the fuck was the point of saving you
Great Fairy: What?
Link: I only saved you for money, and I see that I am not getting it here, so what the fuck was the point of saving you in the first place
Great Fairy: Well, your a selfless and noble hero
Link: (Laughs) Oh, fuck no. I only care about my needs. I only help people so they can give me a reward. I don’t give a shit about their problems. Same to you.
Great Fairy: But, I got captured by that monster so you could prove yourself
Link: The only thing I proved is that you were a gigantic waste of time. So, goodbye, Great Mary. I hope you drown one day (Has the ship turn and leave)
Great Fairy: (Sighs) And yet another hero who is just a fib
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: Your damn right were mad
Wind: Well, that’s good to hear. But, I really need to get going and-
Tetra: Oh no. You’re not going anywhere until you tell us why it took a whole fucking month to make another After Adventure episode.
Wind: Well, I could tell you….. but, there is some a job you need to do, so bye
Link: A job, you think we’ll get money for it
Tetra: I’m not sure. I guess we’ll have to check
(Some Time Later)
Link: Okay, where is the treasure. I followed that guys map
(Flashback)
Link: Hey, where is the treasure
Ho-Ho: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE, SOMETHING THAT IS BLUE!!!
Link; uh….
Ho-Ho: THE OCEAN! ALL I SEE IN THIS WORLD IS THE FUCKING OCEAN
(End of Flashback) All he said was go near those seagulls. Then again, he wouldn’t shut up about the color blue, so I don’t think we should trust him. So, lets do just that (Ship sails to the seagulls) Okay, where is our treasure (Big Octo appears from the water)
Big Octo: How dare you enter my seas. You will pay for this (Slowly sucks them up, which takes longer than they expect)
Link: ……………
Big Octo: Just wait a minute. You will all pay dearly (Keeps sucking them into his mouth SLOWLY) …. I got you right where I want you
Link: Yeah, I’m bored. I’m gonna shoot you in the eye
Big Octo: Wait, what? (Gets shot with a cannon in the eye and dies)
Link: Now, where’s the treasure
Great Fairy: (Appears from the lake) Oh, thank you so much hero. You have saved me from the evil monster-
Link: Yeah, that’s great. Treasure please
Great Fairy: Oh, right. Well, here you are. It’s a piece of heart
Link: Cool. Soo, can I sell this
Great Fairy: Well, no, but you can-
Link: Then what the fuck was the point of saving you
Great Fairy: What?
Link: I only saved you for money, and I see that I am not getting it here, so what the fuck was the point of saving you in the first place
Great Fairy: Well, your a selfless and noble hero
Link: (Laughs) Oh, fuck no. I only care about my needs. I only help people so they can give me a reward. I don’t give a shit about their problems. Same to you.
Great Fairy: But, I got captured by that monster so you could prove yourself
Link: The only thing I proved is that you were a gigantic waste of time. So, goodbye, Great Mary. I hope you drown one day (Has the ship turn and leave)
Great Fairy: (Sighs) And yet another hero who is just a fib
TO BE CONTINUED