Now, there are a lot of characters in games. Some of them are great, some of them…. not so great. Sure, video game characters can be enjoyable, but, when, sometimes, we’re all just lucky they are only a game. Now, before I start, these are not hated characters. These are just characters that give off a minor annoyance. So, none of the characters from my Hated Video Game Characters list will be here. Now, with that, lets start the list.
#10: Roman Bellic from Grand Theft Auto IV - Now, as much as I like Roman, he can get annoying at times. Whenever you're just having fun in GTA, whatever you're doing, Roman will ALWAYS call you and ask you to hang out with him. It’s like the two year old that wants ice cream. He won’t ever shut up about it. However, he’s lower on the list because, while he is still a little annoying, he is still a lovable character.
#9: Bill Montague from Dead Rising 2 - Now, I could have picked Otis, since he ALWAYS CALLS YOU WHEN THERE ARE ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE! But I didn’t, since you get to beat the shit out of him in Infinite Mode, so that makes up for it. HOWEVER, at least Otis doesn’t ask for money…. yeah, that IS where this is going. Bill is a survivor you meet in a casino who is trying to get rich, but always loses each time he tries. So, when you meet him, he asks fo $15,000. Are you kidding. I could buy something nice with less money than that. So, yeah, he wants you to pay him money, so he can follow you, get attacked by zombies, and, if you didn’t kill the Rednecks, get shot at. Yeah, so, you pay HIM money so he can annoy you… See why he’s so annoying?
#8: The Minstrels from Assassin’s Creed - I do not know what these guy’s problems are. Once you walk by these guys, they stick to you like glue. I’m not kidding. They will always follow you and they will start singing. And they never go away. The funny thing is that, I’m not sure if its a glitch or not, but I actually had my notoriety INCREASE just by standing next to these guys. I’m not kidding. If this is a glitch, than that is a minor annoyance. If it was intentionally put in the game, then that’s a WHOLE other story.
#7: Your Children from Fable 2 - Oh, I am going to piss off a lot of people for saying this. Your own children in Fable 2 are annoying as hell. Now, how can your own children be annoying? Well, they are always following you. Whenever you are trying to talk to a store vender or flirt with your wife, your children will always come and ask for a gift. That’s the other problem. They want gifts all the time. Whats worse is that, even after you travel to another town to get them a gift, because you already bought all the other gifts in town, they will want ANOTHER gift. That is what makes your own kids annoying. (Phew) Made it the whole way without making an abortion joke.
#6: Mrs. Crumplebottom from The Sims - Now, The Sims is always a fun game. But you know what isn’t fun. Getting nagged at my Mrs. Crumplebottom here. Whenever you are flirting with another Sim, Mrs. Crumplebottom will come over, and she will begin to scold you, and she may even beat you with her purse. Apparently, she does not like Sims flirting in public. She also hates it when Sims are in their pajamas. So, you can imagine how she would act at a public pool or a beach.
#5: Nigel West Dickens from Red Dead Redemption - Now, this is a character who annoys John Marston so much, that us players can feel his pain. Dickens is a con man who sells this magical elixir which is just a complete lie so he can make money. Not only does he put you and himself in danger, but he also wastes a whole bunch of your time just so he can make a quick buck. I mean, for gods sake, who cares if we want to see this guy make money. Well, at least he helped prove what timeline MLP was in. But, other then that, Nigel West Dickens is just a con man… speaking of con men…
#4: Redd from Animal Crossing - Now, there is a joke in the Animal Crossing fandom saying that Tom Nook is a con man, since he always wants you to pay off your loan. However, there actually IS a con man in the franchise. No jokes, this is actually canon. Meet Redd the Fox, a merchant who always sells you fake garbage. Redd comes to town at a usual time, selling you “rare” items at insane prices. Now, unlike the money you have to spend for Bill in Dead Rising, there is money everywhere, so it isn’t too bad. In Animal Crossing, you have to work for that money. And work isn’t easy. And, you soon find out that the item you bought is a forgery. But, by the time you know, it’s too late. You can’t sell it, get rid of it, NOTHING! Isn’t that just fucking great.
#3: Nick from Left 4 Dead 2 - Now, this may get some people mad. Now, as funny as Nick’s smartass comments are in this game, if you were to actually have him by your side in an actual zombie apocalypse, that charm would be replaced with annoyance. Think about it. There are zombies everywhere, and you have little chance of surviving, and the whole time, this guy is mocking you for every little thing you do. Kinda pisses you off when you think about it, huh?
#2: Balloon Kid from Spider-Man 2 - Now, I’m gonna be honest… No one likes this kid. Literally, no one. All this kid can do it have a balloon, let it go, and then Spider-Man to catch it for him… or her… I’m not sure. Anyway, this brat is always asking Spider-Man to get his/her balloon for him/her. During this, Spider-Man could be stopping a bank robbery or something. But, nope. He’s gotta go save a kids fucking balloon. And this kid is ALWAYS letting go of their balloon, no matter what. Now, imagine if you had a kid that was always letting go of a balloon, and you had to get it, and they just let it go again. You see why this is annoying.
#1: Tingle from Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker - Now, I love this game, but Tingle is just one big fat stain on this game. Tingle is so awful, that the first time you meet him in this game, he’s in prison. That’s a perfect sign that he isn’t likable. Now, if that wasn’t bad enough, once you save Tingle, he will start doing some of the most annoying stuff I’ve ever seen, like talk in an annoying pattern, and even rip off Links pose when he gets a new item. Also, what makes him worse is that when you are looking for the Triforce shards, you need Tingle to decipher them. The thing is, he won’t decipher them unless you pay him 398 rupees. So, do the math. You need to pay him 398 rupees for each Triforce Chart, and there are eight in all. So, that means you will have to pay him a total of 3184 rupees?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS! So, yeah, that there is proof that Tingle is the most hateable character in games… if he was real, anyway.
So, there you go. I hope you guys enjoyed this list. With that, I will see you guys next time.
#10: Roman Bellic from Grand Theft Auto IV - Now, as much as I like Roman, he can get annoying at times. Whenever you're just having fun in GTA, whatever you're doing, Roman will ALWAYS call you and ask you to hang out with him. It’s like the two year old that wants ice cream. He won’t ever shut up about it. However, he’s lower on the list because, while he is still a little annoying, he is still a lovable character.
#9: Bill Montague from Dead Rising 2 - Now, I could have picked Otis, since he ALWAYS CALLS YOU WHEN THERE ARE ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE! But I didn’t, since you get to beat the shit out of him in Infinite Mode, so that makes up for it. HOWEVER, at least Otis doesn’t ask for money…. yeah, that IS where this is going. Bill is a survivor you meet in a casino who is trying to get rich, but always loses each time he tries. So, when you meet him, he asks fo $15,000. Are you kidding. I could buy something nice with less money than that. So, yeah, he wants you to pay him money, so he can follow you, get attacked by zombies, and, if you didn’t kill the Rednecks, get shot at. Yeah, so, you pay HIM money so he can annoy you… See why he’s so annoying?
#8: The Minstrels from Assassin’s Creed - I do not know what these guy’s problems are. Once you walk by these guys, they stick to you like glue. I’m not kidding. They will always follow you and they will start singing. And they never go away. The funny thing is that, I’m not sure if its a glitch or not, but I actually had my notoriety INCREASE just by standing next to these guys. I’m not kidding. If this is a glitch, than that is a minor annoyance. If it was intentionally put in the game, then that’s a WHOLE other story.
#7: Your Children from Fable 2 - Oh, I am going to piss off a lot of people for saying this. Your own children in Fable 2 are annoying as hell. Now, how can your own children be annoying? Well, they are always following you. Whenever you are trying to talk to a store vender or flirt with your wife, your children will always come and ask for a gift. That’s the other problem. They want gifts all the time. Whats worse is that, even after you travel to another town to get them a gift, because you already bought all the other gifts in town, they will want ANOTHER gift. That is what makes your own kids annoying. (Phew) Made it the whole way without making an abortion joke.
#6: Mrs. Crumplebottom from The Sims - Now, The Sims is always a fun game. But you know what isn’t fun. Getting nagged at my Mrs. Crumplebottom here. Whenever you are flirting with another Sim, Mrs. Crumplebottom will come over, and she will begin to scold you, and she may even beat you with her purse. Apparently, she does not like Sims flirting in public. She also hates it when Sims are in their pajamas. So, you can imagine how she would act at a public pool or a beach.
#5: Nigel West Dickens from Red Dead Redemption - Now, this is a character who annoys John Marston so much, that us players can feel his pain. Dickens is a con man who sells this magical elixir which is just a complete lie so he can make money. Not only does he put you and himself in danger, but he also wastes a whole bunch of your time just so he can make a quick buck. I mean, for gods sake, who cares if we want to see this guy make money. Well, at least he helped prove what timeline MLP was in. But, other then that, Nigel West Dickens is just a con man… speaking of con men…
#4: Redd from Animal Crossing - Now, there is a joke in the Animal Crossing fandom saying that Tom Nook is a con man, since he always wants you to pay off your loan. However, there actually IS a con man in the franchise. No jokes, this is actually canon. Meet Redd the Fox, a merchant who always sells you fake garbage. Redd comes to town at a usual time, selling you “rare” items at insane prices. Now, unlike the money you have to spend for Bill in Dead Rising, there is money everywhere, so it isn’t too bad. In Animal Crossing, you have to work for that money. And work isn’t easy. And, you soon find out that the item you bought is a forgery. But, by the time you know, it’s too late. You can’t sell it, get rid of it, NOTHING! Isn’t that just fucking great.
#3: Nick from Left 4 Dead 2 - Now, this may get some people mad. Now, as funny as Nick’s smartass comments are in this game, if you were to actually have him by your side in an actual zombie apocalypse, that charm would be replaced with annoyance. Think about it. There are zombies everywhere, and you have little chance of surviving, and the whole time, this guy is mocking you for every little thing you do. Kinda pisses you off when you think about it, huh?
#2: Balloon Kid from Spider-Man 2 - Now, I’m gonna be honest… No one likes this kid. Literally, no one. All this kid can do it have a balloon, let it go, and then Spider-Man to catch it for him… or her… I’m not sure. Anyway, this brat is always asking Spider-Man to get his/her balloon for him/her. During this, Spider-Man could be stopping a bank robbery or something. But, nope. He’s gotta go save a kids fucking balloon. And this kid is ALWAYS letting go of their balloon, no matter what. Now, imagine if you had a kid that was always letting go of a balloon, and you had to get it, and they just let it go again. You see why this is annoying.
#1: Tingle from Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker - Now, I love this game, but Tingle is just one big fat stain on this game. Tingle is so awful, that the first time you meet him in this game, he’s in prison. That’s a perfect sign that he isn’t likable. Now, if that wasn’t bad enough, once you save Tingle, he will start doing some of the most annoying stuff I’ve ever seen, like talk in an annoying pattern, and even rip off Links pose when he gets a new item. Also, what makes him worse is that when you are looking for the Triforce shards, you need Tingle to decipher them. The thing is, he won’t decipher them unless you pay him 398 rupees. So, do the math. You need to pay him 398 rupees for each Triforce Chart, and there are eight in all. So, that means you will have to pay him a total of 3184 rupees?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS! So, yeah, that there is proof that Tingle is the most hateable character in games… if he was real, anyway.
So, there you go. I hope you guys enjoyed this list. With that, I will see you guys next time.