Hey, here is a Mario fanfic. Guess what? It sucks. Yeah, this one here is a real big fuck up, and it is known as Mario’s Inner Insanity. By the end of this, I think I’ll be the one who’s insane. Also, the author’s username is Mr. Steal You Ho, so, right off the bat, I can tell we’re going to “enjoy” this fanfic.
So, the fanfic starts with Bowser kidnapping Mario. Now, this fanfic can’t decide if it wants to be told in first or third person. One minute, Mario’s telling us the story, and the next, there’s a narrator. Get used to that, because the fanfic is going to talk about it a lot. So, once Peach is kidnapped, Mario promises that he will kill Bowser. This can’t surely fuck up the story…. Sarcastic, of course.
So, Toad tells Mario to talk to Toadsworth, but Mario ignores him. Seriously, what the hell would Toadsworth know what to do. After that, Mario gets an AK-47… because those just some how exist in the world of the Mushroom Kingdom, and Mario starts going around, killing Koopas and Goombas. This is the whole chapter, folks. Just a whole chapter of Mario killing Koopas and Goombas. There is nothing else that happens. Literally, NOTHING! Please tell me the next chapters fair better.
So, in this chapter, Mario kills more Goombas. Of… fucking… course. But he goes in a portal… there’s something, right. So, the next chapter, Mario finds a note from Bowser, telling Mario to meet him… And that’s it… Okay, why would you make a chapter that only lasts a minute. And I’m not kidding, I timed the amount of time it took me to read this chapter. It lasted 48 SECONDS!!! What kind of chapter lasts as long as bad TV commercial?
So, after that, we get a scene with Mario climbing up a mountain. Nothing happens. There is no exposition, and it has jackshit to do with the plot. Moving on. So, Mario finally gets to the castle, and we get a boring fight with Bowser. Goombas take gun, Goombas drop gun, Mario kills Bowser. Hoo-fucking-ray. After that, Peach takes the rifle and shoots and kills Mario- Wait, what? Yeah, the whole time, Peach wanted to kill Mario… Twist ending??? Oh, screw it, this fanfic is garbage.
It is nothing more than a poorly written mess, which is filled with boring chapters that should have never been put in it from beginning, and the other times, it shows nothing but pointless violence. This fanfic is crap, and I learned to never read a fanfic by an author with a username as bad as Mr. Steal You Hoe. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
So, the fanfic starts with Bowser kidnapping Mario. Now, this fanfic can’t decide if it wants to be told in first or third person. One minute, Mario’s telling us the story, and the next, there’s a narrator. Get used to that, because the fanfic is going to talk about it a lot. So, once Peach is kidnapped, Mario promises that he will kill Bowser. This can’t surely fuck up the story…. Sarcastic, of course.
So, Toad tells Mario to talk to Toadsworth, but Mario ignores him. Seriously, what the hell would Toadsworth know what to do. After that, Mario gets an AK-47… because those just some how exist in the world of the Mushroom Kingdom, and Mario starts going around, killing Koopas and Goombas. This is the whole chapter, folks. Just a whole chapter of Mario killing Koopas and Goombas. There is nothing else that happens. Literally, NOTHING! Please tell me the next chapters fair better.
So, in this chapter, Mario kills more Goombas. Of… fucking… course. But he goes in a portal… there’s something, right. So, the next chapter, Mario finds a note from Bowser, telling Mario to meet him… And that’s it… Okay, why would you make a chapter that only lasts a minute. And I’m not kidding, I timed the amount of time it took me to read this chapter. It lasted 48 SECONDS!!! What kind of chapter lasts as long as bad TV commercial?
So, after that, we get a scene with Mario climbing up a mountain. Nothing happens. There is no exposition, and it has jackshit to do with the plot. Moving on. So, Mario finally gets to the castle, and we get a boring fight with Bowser. Goombas take gun, Goombas drop gun, Mario kills Bowser. Hoo-fucking-ray. After that, Peach takes the rifle and shoots and kills Mario- Wait, what? Yeah, the whole time, Peach wanted to kill Mario… Twist ending??? Oh, screw it, this fanfic is garbage.
It is nothing more than a poorly written mess, which is filled with boring chapters that should have never been put in it from beginning, and the other times, it shows nothing but pointless violence. This fanfic is crap, and I learned to never read a fanfic by an author with a username as bad as Mr. Steal You Hoe. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take