Hey, what do you know, its a Sonic the hedgehog fanfic. Now, you already know it sucks. Sonic is known for having some of the worst fanfics imaginable. And this one, right here, is no exception. This fanfic is known only as The Flatulence…. Someone, help me.
So, this happens 20 years in the future. Eggman is dead from old age, and Sonic is married to Amy… Why, I don’t know. Also, Sonic is fat, and is fucking disgusting, because we have to use every bit of gross out humor in this fanfic. Now, I am not a fan of gross out humor. I never got why people liked it. I always found it sickening. Maybe thats the point, I guess. But, when the title of the fanfic is called The Flatulence, you already know the fanfic is just filled with it. So, Sonic wakes up, by fucking farting. Get used to that, its gonna happen a lot in this fanfic. Amy is starting to get angry about this. Hey, I can’t blame her. So, she goes to a butcher shop to get a pig for a BBQ.. which was only mentioned just know. So, once Amy gets it, she starts pulling the guts out. I’m no butcher, but i think gutting the ig is their job. But, once Amy gets the guts out, she comes up with an idea. So, after that, we get one of the most horribly written scenes in any fanfic I read. Here it is, word for word.
“The BBQ went perfectly…..all the usual gang showed up….with a beautiful pork roast for dinner…..after the BBQ…....Sonic and Amy cleaned up and were once again in bed……And Sonic had dozed off fairly quickly and was snoring loudly”.
Can you imagine…… If I made pauses….. In all my reviews…… Wouldn’t that……. Just piss you off…… Because I assure you……. It pisses me off…….
So, once Sonic is asleep, Amy takes the pigs guts from earlier and started to stuff them in the back of Sonic’s underwear. If this goes the way I hope it does, then maybe this fanfic won’t be too bad.
So, after Sonic farts again, he feels something strange. He then looks over and sees the pig guts and starts freaking out. So, after Sonic comes out, he starts saying how Amy was right about him “Farting his guts out”. But, he explains to Amy that he finally got them back in there… Yes, sonic just shoved pig guts up his rectum, surely learning nothing from this and going back to be the slob he was… Well, author, you had enough potential to have Sonic learn his lesson, and in the end, you fucked it up. Congratulations, your fanfic sucks.
Now, this fanfic has some of the worst writing ideas imaginable, and it is just gross. Even though this is probably the least most awful fanfic I have read, its still pretty bad. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
So, this happens 20 years in the future. Eggman is dead from old age, and Sonic is married to Amy… Why, I don’t know. Also, Sonic is fat, and is fucking disgusting, because we have to use every bit of gross out humor in this fanfic. Now, I am not a fan of gross out humor. I never got why people liked it. I always found it sickening. Maybe thats the point, I guess. But, when the title of the fanfic is called The Flatulence, you already know the fanfic is just filled with it. So, Sonic wakes up, by fucking farting. Get used to that, its gonna happen a lot in this fanfic. Amy is starting to get angry about this. Hey, I can’t blame her. So, she goes to a butcher shop to get a pig for a BBQ.. which was only mentioned just know. So, once Amy gets it, she starts pulling the guts out. I’m no butcher, but i think gutting the ig is their job. But, once Amy gets the guts out, she comes up with an idea. So, after that, we get one of the most horribly written scenes in any fanfic I read. Here it is, word for word.
“The BBQ went perfectly…..all the usual gang showed up….with a beautiful pork roast for dinner…..after the BBQ…....Sonic and Amy cleaned up and were once again in bed……And Sonic had dozed off fairly quickly and was snoring loudly”.
Can you imagine…… If I made pauses….. In all my reviews…… Wouldn’t that……. Just piss you off…… Because I assure you……. It pisses me off…….
So, once Sonic is asleep, Amy takes the pigs guts from earlier and started to stuff them in the back of Sonic’s underwear. If this goes the way I hope it does, then maybe this fanfic won’t be too bad.
So, after Sonic farts again, he feels something strange. He then looks over and sees the pig guts and starts freaking out. So, after Sonic comes out, he starts saying how Amy was right about him “Farting his guts out”. But, he explains to Amy that he finally got them back in there… Yes, sonic just shoved pig guts up his rectum, surely learning nothing from this and going back to be the slob he was… Well, author, you had enough potential to have Sonic learn his lesson, and in the end, you fucked it up. Congratulations, your fanfic sucks.
Now, this fanfic has some of the worst writing ideas imaginable, and it is just gross. Even though this is probably the least most awful fanfic I have read, its still pretty bad. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take