Well, I can’t believe it myself, but I am slowly running out of stuff to get mad at. So, before I do, I want to tell you more things that just irritate me. Here they are
Mechanical Pencils - Maybe I just have the shittiest luck in the world, but that doesn’t excuse mechanical pencils for sucking a big bag of shit. Mechanical pencils always seem to break whenever I use them, no matter what. Weather I push the eraser down once, twice, or three times, it doesn’t fucking matter how much led I use. The fucking thing always snaps. And I always seem to waste more of these fucking things then I do on a regular pencil. If you ask me, buying ordinary pencils are much better. At least they don’t get fucking useless in less than an hour.
Paper Cuts - This one still make me wonder even to this day. How the fuck can paper hurt you so badly with a paper cut? Seriously, why is paper so fucking sharp? And why, out of all the cuts in the world, do paper cuts got to be the most painful. How is paper this painful? And it is a real pain when you need to get something to eat while you have this, and you get it in the cut and it burns badly. I hate it. Why does paper need to fucking cut people?
Shortening Words - Now, when I mean shortening words, I mean those short phrases like…… I can’t believe I’m actually going to say them…………. OMG, LOL, ROFL, BRB, and so on… So, after I sinned myself to give you an example of it, the reason I hate them is because people actually use these in reality. People actually shorten their sentences because they are too lazy to just say Be Right Back. Yes, mankind has gotten so lazy, they can’t even pronounce a fucking sentence correctly. When you think off all those people back then who worked hard to make up all those words, and those words end up being… THIS, then that is the time when God just says, “Fuck it. I tried” and just blows the Earth up. By this point, I’m begging for that to happen.
Microwaves - Now, here is the question. Who is the guy that thought microwaves should be so fucking loud? Literally, microwaves have to be louder than a blender. And its louder in all the wrong and pointless reasons. Blenders actually have a reason to be loud, because they’re grinding up your food. But microwaves are loud just because they guy who made it wanted to be an asshole. With every button you press, the microwaves makes this ungodly loud beep. Why does it have to do that? Is it so I know I pressed the fucking button? As if I can’t see the fucking screen. Also, once the foods done, it beeps even more. Why? Is it to let me know the foods done from a mile away? What else am I supposed to do while my food cooks? Also, the microwave always finds a way to fuck up the food in some way. It will either undercook it and the food will still be as cold as winter, or, it can overcook and and make it so hot it burns the flesh off your tongue. Microwaves are basically the troll of kitchen utensils.
Penis Jokes - THEY’RE NOT FUNNY! THEY’VE NEVER BEEN FUNNY! THEY’RE NEVER GOING TO BE FUNNY! STOP FUCKING MAKING THESE JOKES! THEY FUCKING SUCK!
Cleaning - Now, I don’t hate cleaning. I actually like having my place clean. What I hate about it is how it gets so fucking filthy so fucking quickly. No matter what you do, your house is gonna get filthy at some point, no matter what. One minute, you’ll be sitting in a perfectly clean room, and the next, it will look like a fucking dump truck just crashed in and unloaded garbage all over it. And what’s worse is that it makes all the hard work of cleaning it in vain, and you just gotta do it again. What a pain in the fucking neck.
Sand - Now, there is a reason I hate the beach. And that is because of sand. It’s fucking irritating. It gets in your clothes and in your hair and rubs against your skin. Ugh. Just mentioning it makes my skin crawl. But the real kicker is the fact that, no matter what you do, sand always seems to follow you. And no matter how hard you try, it doesn’t go away. It just keeps going. It won’t leave you alone, and it always get you. It’s like the Terminator. Except less awesome.
Wasps - Now, I know bees are there to help make honey and to pollinate flowers. But what do wasps do? Jackshit, that’s what. These bastards are nothing more than ants with wings and stingers. These guys and their douchebag cousins, hornets, are just there to scare people into staying inside. It doesn’t matter what you do, if you even look at them the wrong way, they will sting the fuck out of you, and it hurts like fucking hell. No one likes getting stung by these things, so why to they need to sting us. You might as well give sharks the ability to fly, or how about you give alligators super speed. Or how about lions are allowed to roam the city and people are given nothing to protect themselves. In other words, Wasps are assholes.
Bus Stops - You thought the bus alone was the only thing wrong with it? Oh, no. Everything is wrong with buses. And the bus stop is another problem with it. Bus Stops are basically where you go to wait for hell on wheels. And even then, this is a nightmare. You will either be freezing because its winter, or burning up because its summer. And they don’t care. They just want you to get on and off so they can get the next poor guy to get on the bus. Oh, and these fucking buses always take a long as fuck time, and you are just stuck there, waiting, hoping you don’t miss school or work because of this. Basically, bus stops are just one shitty part of your day that leads to another. You want my advice. Get a car or bike. Better than the fucking bus.
Colds - Now, the Flu is still a pain, but at least you get out of school and work because of it. Cold, however, are the Flu’s younger brother who just loves to make you suffer more. Not only do you still go to work or school, but you also have this annoying cough that gets in the way of your work, your throat is sore, making it real hard to eat anything, oh, and then theres the mucus in your nose. That has to be the worst fucking thing a cold can do, because it comes at the worst possible time. When your trying to sleep. Whenever you have this problem, it is impossible to breathe. And when its impossible to breathe, it’s impossible to sleep. I literally lost five hours of sleep because of a cold. Fuck you, Cold, you bitch. You fucking asshole.
So, there you have it. More things in life that pisses me off. I think I’m starting to run out of stuff to talk about, but, oh well. At least I’ll only be left with good stuff to talk about. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
Mechanical Pencils - Maybe I just have the shittiest luck in the world, but that doesn’t excuse mechanical pencils for sucking a big bag of shit. Mechanical pencils always seem to break whenever I use them, no matter what. Weather I push the eraser down once, twice, or three times, it doesn’t fucking matter how much led I use. The fucking thing always snaps. And I always seem to waste more of these fucking things then I do on a regular pencil. If you ask me, buying ordinary pencils are much better. At least they don’t get fucking useless in less than an hour.
Paper Cuts - This one still make me wonder even to this day. How the fuck can paper hurt you so badly with a paper cut? Seriously, why is paper so fucking sharp? And why, out of all the cuts in the world, do paper cuts got to be the most painful. How is paper this painful? And it is a real pain when you need to get something to eat while you have this, and you get it in the cut and it burns badly. I hate it. Why does paper need to fucking cut people?
Shortening Words - Now, when I mean shortening words, I mean those short phrases like…… I can’t believe I’m actually going to say them…………. OMG, LOL, ROFL, BRB, and so on… So, after I sinned myself to give you an example of it, the reason I hate them is because people actually use these in reality. People actually shorten their sentences because they are too lazy to just say Be Right Back. Yes, mankind has gotten so lazy, they can’t even pronounce a fucking sentence correctly. When you think off all those people back then who worked hard to make up all those words, and those words end up being… THIS, then that is the time when God just says, “Fuck it. I tried” and just blows the Earth up. By this point, I’m begging for that to happen.
Microwaves - Now, here is the question. Who is the guy that thought microwaves should be so fucking loud? Literally, microwaves have to be louder than a blender. And its louder in all the wrong and pointless reasons. Blenders actually have a reason to be loud, because they’re grinding up your food. But microwaves are loud just because they guy who made it wanted to be an asshole. With every button you press, the microwaves makes this ungodly loud beep. Why does it have to do that? Is it so I know I pressed the fucking button? As if I can’t see the fucking screen. Also, once the foods done, it beeps even more. Why? Is it to let me know the foods done from a mile away? What else am I supposed to do while my food cooks? Also, the microwave always finds a way to fuck up the food in some way. It will either undercook it and the food will still be as cold as winter, or, it can overcook and and make it so hot it burns the flesh off your tongue. Microwaves are basically the troll of kitchen utensils.
Penis Jokes - THEY’RE NOT FUNNY! THEY’VE NEVER BEEN FUNNY! THEY’RE NEVER GOING TO BE FUNNY! STOP FUCKING MAKING THESE JOKES! THEY FUCKING SUCK!
Cleaning - Now, I don’t hate cleaning. I actually like having my place clean. What I hate about it is how it gets so fucking filthy so fucking quickly. No matter what you do, your house is gonna get filthy at some point, no matter what. One minute, you’ll be sitting in a perfectly clean room, and the next, it will look like a fucking dump truck just crashed in and unloaded garbage all over it. And what’s worse is that it makes all the hard work of cleaning it in vain, and you just gotta do it again. What a pain in the fucking neck.
Sand - Now, there is a reason I hate the beach. And that is because of sand. It’s fucking irritating. It gets in your clothes and in your hair and rubs against your skin. Ugh. Just mentioning it makes my skin crawl. But the real kicker is the fact that, no matter what you do, sand always seems to follow you. And no matter how hard you try, it doesn’t go away. It just keeps going. It won’t leave you alone, and it always get you. It’s like the Terminator. Except less awesome.
Wasps - Now, I know bees are there to help make honey and to pollinate flowers. But what do wasps do? Jackshit, that’s what. These bastards are nothing more than ants with wings and stingers. These guys and their douchebag cousins, hornets, are just there to scare people into staying inside. It doesn’t matter what you do, if you even look at them the wrong way, they will sting the fuck out of you, and it hurts like fucking hell. No one likes getting stung by these things, so why to they need to sting us. You might as well give sharks the ability to fly, or how about you give alligators super speed. Or how about lions are allowed to roam the city and people are given nothing to protect themselves. In other words, Wasps are assholes.
Bus Stops - You thought the bus alone was the only thing wrong with it? Oh, no. Everything is wrong with buses. And the bus stop is another problem with it. Bus Stops are basically where you go to wait for hell on wheels. And even then, this is a nightmare. You will either be freezing because its winter, or burning up because its summer. And they don’t care. They just want you to get on and off so they can get the next poor guy to get on the bus. Oh, and these fucking buses always take a long as fuck time, and you are just stuck there, waiting, hoping you don’t miss school or work because of this. Basically, bus stops are just one shitty part of your day that leads to another. You want my advice. Get a car or bike. Better than the fucking bus.
Colds - Now, the Flu is still a pain, but at least you get out of school and work because of it. Cold, however, are the Flu’s younger brother who just loves to make you suffer more. Not only do you still go to work or school, but you also have this annoying cough that gets in the way of your work, your throat is sore, making it real hard to eat anything, oh, and then theres the mucus in your nose. That has to be the worst fucking thing a cold can do, because it comes at the worst possible time. When your trying to sleep. Whenever you have this problem, it is impossible to breathe. And when its impossible to breathe, it’s impossible to sleep. I literally lost five hours of sleep because of a cold. Fuck you, Cold, you bitch. You fucking asshole.
So, there you have it. More things in life that pisses me off. I think I’m starting to run out of stuff to talk about, but, oh well. At least I’ll only be left with good stuff to talk about. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take