Okay, so, there are a lot of Troll Creepypastas out there. I know that they were made to just be a bunch of jokes…. but… This one is just so bad, it’s good. It takes all the cliches of a modern Creepypasta and intentionally makes this story bad. So, here it is. I present you The Day of All The Blood. The most intentionally awful Creepypasta I’ve read.
So, it starts with this guy who is just walking, then suddenly, he starts bleeding all over the place. See, that is a joke to those Creepypasta cliches that use too much blood. Trust me, it gets kinda funny from here on you. His blood fills up a an elevator, makes people slip at the store, he gets chased by vampires (Because there are vampires now, apparently), and he knocks over a boy with his own blood. So, then, the world decides to send him to space… for some reason. Then the twist ending is that this guy was you and you don’t remember it. See, that is just a slap to the face to all those crappy twist endings in crappy Creepypastas, which makes this amazing. Also, I should point out that this whole story is in capslocks, which is just stupid. Perfect for this story, though.
So, yeah, that was the whole Creepypasta. It is literally just one minute long. It is poorly written, it makes no sense… yet, it is oddly funny. It does point out all those crappy flaws in Creepypastas, which are everywhere nowadays. So, yeah, I’d recommend checking this story out if you want a laugh. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
So, it starts with this guy who is just walking, then suddenly, he starts bleeding all over the place. See, that is a joke to those Creepypasta cliches that use too much blood. Trust me, it gets kinda funny from here on you. His blood fills up a an elevator, makes people slip at the store, he gets chased by vampires (Because there are vampires now, apparently), and he knocks over a boy with his own blood. So, then, the world decides to send him to space… for some reason. Then the twist ending is that this guy was you and you don’t remember it. See, that is just a slap to the face to all those crappy twist endings in crappy Creepypastas, which makes this amazing. Also, I should point out that this whole story is in capslocks, which is just stupid. Perfect for this story, though.
So, yeah, that was the whole Creepypasta. It is literally just one minute long. It is poorly written, it makes no sense… yet, it is oddly funny. It does point out all those crappy flaws in Creepypastas, which are everywhere nowadays. So, yeah, I’d recommend checking this story out if you want a laugh. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.