Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And by treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a cartridge lying on the table written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, said Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy, filled with excitement, and not thinking if a price like that meant it was broken, just ignored it and took the offer and left, with the old man looking through a box of games such as, and took out, "Sonic.EXE" saying, "Now to sell this game online".
Boy... somehow, had an N64, which he hooked up to his TV, and placed the cartridge in the console and began playing it. When the game started, there were two files. One was BEN and the other was BURNED.... No, wait, sorry about that.. just got to write that out.. There (A-hem)... And the other said DROWNED. Boy then thought to himself, "This is odd. But, surely, this isn't a sign of the game being cursed by a dead boy and will soon scare me for the rest of my life".
Of course, Boy kept playing. Mainly because he was a dumb little shit and how he got into college is astounding. Once the game started, a whole bunch of horrifying things happened... Like the stairs being invisible. And unless your stupid, you would keep playing this game... and that's exactly what Boy was. Stupid. As he kept playing, he would have his back bent to an inhuman angle, set on fire, and die for no reason at all. Also, this scary as hell statue kept chasing him. So, after about two hours of this shit, Boy finally decided that the game was cursed. Boy then decided to take the game back to the Old Man.
Once the boy reached the house, he saw that the Old Man was no longer there. It was as if he never existed. So, Boy got rid of the game, and left. Little did he know, that the Old Man was still living there. He was just going to some random guys mailbox to place Pokemon Black in it.
End of Part 1
"How much does this game cost?, said Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy, filled with excitement, and not thinking if a price like that meant it was broken, just ignored it and took the offer and left, with the old man looking through a box of games such as, and took out, "Sonic.EXE" saying, "Now to sell this game online".
Boy... somehow, had an N64, which he hooked up to his TV, and placed the cartridge in the console and began playing it. When the game started, there were two files. One was BEN and the other was BURNED.... No, wait, sorry about that.. just got to write that out.. There (A-hem)... And the other said DROWNED. Boy then thought to himself, "This is odd. But, surely, this isn't a sign of the game being cursed by a dead boy and will soon scare me for the rest of my life".
Of course, Boy kept playing. Mainly because he was a dumb little shit and how he got into college is astounding. Once the game started, a whole bunch of horrifying things happened... Like the stairs being invisible. And unless your stupid, you would keep playing this game... and that's exactly what Boy was. Stupid. As he kept playing, he would have his back bent to an inhuman angle, set on fire, and die for no reason at all. Also, this scary as hell statue kept chasing him. So, after about two hours of this shit, Boy finally decided that the game was cursed. Boy then decided to take the game back to the Old Man.
Once the boy reached the house, he saw that the Old Man was no longer there. It was as if he never existed. So, Boy got rid of the game, and left. Little did he know, that the Old Man was still living there. He was just going to some random guys mailbox to place Pokemon Black in it.
End of Part 1