So, I promised I would read more Alpha and Omega fanfics…… much to my displeasure, so, here is the next one, known as Jasper Park Mating Season….. Haven’t even read it, and already, I regret my decision.
So, it starts with Kate washing herself… And, before you ask, I can’t tell if they are wolves or anthropomorphic creatures. I really isn’t explained. Anyway, Lily comes by, and so, they then talk about mating season. Oh, boy, here we go again with this shit. So, after that embarrassing conversation, they move to another embarrassing conversation, which is talking about Humphrey’s…. penis size. Can I just stop before it gets worse. After that, they then decide to wash each other… Uh, quick question, they are sisters, right? So, once this happens, they then get into… the mood. No, don’t do this, author. Don’t you fucking do this. So, then, we get to a sex scene. OF FUCKING COURSE! INCSET! IS THIS THE FUCKING TREND FOR ALL ALPHA AND OMEGA FANFICS! At least My Little Ponies Filly Fooling fanfic didn’t go to the distance of incest. At least they knew when to stop. This fanfic, however, pushes the limits, goes beyond the boundaries, and just fucking pisses me off. AND IT FUCKING WORKED!
So, if that wasn’t bad enough, that was only THE FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER! So, yeah, the first chapter, and its already a gigantic failure. So, anyway, we cut to Winston waking up. So, from the knowledge I gathered, Winston is Lily and Kate’s father… Oh no, no, no, no. The author wouldn’t go THAT far, would he. So, Winston remembers its his birthday, so, the most accurate thing to do is drink on his birthday. Yeah, I feel the same just reading this. If I was legally aged, oh god, I would be drunk. Anyway, he walks past Lily and Kate, who are trying to decide what to get him, but, Kate gets an idea. That idea is sex. Oh, Kate, you’re a- just- You’re a fucking idiot. So, once Winston walks in, they have sex with him. OH COME ON! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU FUCKING DID IT! YOU FU- You know what, screw it, We’re at the third and final chapter. Lets just get this over with, so I can cry in the shower about this later.
So, now we have Garth and Humphery, they have sex, end. Seriously, do you honestly think there was a story in this chapter, LET ALONE THE WHOLE FANFIC!?
So, there you go, Jasper Park Mating Season, and it is nothing more then some sick mans mind who thinks that sex with your family is an okay thing. No, its not. It’s fucked up. And, if you took out the sex, this whole thing would have sucked anyway, as, the sex was all there was. In other words, this isn’t even a fanfic, it’s basically just furry porn made into text. So, yeah, unless your an incestual furry, I would stay the fuck away from this disgrace. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
So, it starts with Kate washing herself… And, before you ask, I can’t tell if they are wolves or anthropomorphic creatures. I really isn’t explained. Anyway, Lily comes by, and so, they then talk about mating season. Oh, boy, here we go again with this shit. So, after that embarrassing conversation, they move to another embarrassing conversation, which is talking about Humphrey’s…. penis size. Can I just stop before it gets worse. After that, they then decide to wash each other… Uh, quick question, they are sisters, right? So, once this happens, they then get into… the mood. No, don’t do this, author. Don’t you fucking do this. So, then, we get to a sex scene. OF FUCKING COURSE! INCSET! IS THIS THE FUCKING TREND FOR ALL ALPHA AND OMEGA FANFICS! At least My Little Ponies Filly Fooling fanfic didn’t go to the distance of incest. At least they knew when to stop. This fanfic, however, pushes the limits, goes beyond the boundaries, and just fucking pisses me off. AND IT FUCKING WORKED!
So, if that wasn’t bad enough, that was only THE FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER! So, yeah, the first chapter, and its already a gigantic failure. So, anyway, we cut to Winston waking up. So, from the knowledge I gathered, Winston is Lily and Kate’s father… Oh no, no, no, no. The author wouldn’t go THAT far, would he. So, Winston remembers its his birthday, so, the most accurate thing to do is drink on his birthday. Yeah, I feel the same just reading this. If I was legally aged, oh god, I would be drunk. Anyway, he walks past Lily and Kate, who are trying to decide what to get him, but, Kate gets an idea. That idea is sex. Oh, Kate, you’re a- just- You’re a fucking idiot. So, once Winston walks in, they have sex with him. OH COME ON! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU FUCKING DID IT! YOU FU- You know what, screw it, We’re at the third and final chapter. Lets just get this over with, so I can cry in the shower about this later.
So, now we have Garth and Humphery, they have sex, end. Seriously, do you honestly think there was a story in this chapter, LET ALONE THE WHOLE FANFIC!?
So, there you go, Jasper Park Mating Season, and it is nothing more then some sick mans mind who thinks that sex with your family is an okay thing. No, its not. It’s fucked up. And, if you took out the sex, this whole thing would have sucked anyway, as, the sex was all there was. In other words, this isn’t even a fanfic, it’s basically just furry porn made into text. So, yeah, unless your an incestual furry, I would stay the fuck away from this disgrace. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
#1: THE RING:
If you seen the trailer.. Your think it's just stupid movie.. But appearently it's actually a very smart movie.. I never seen it, so not certain.
#2: INSIDIOUS:
Jump scares done "right".
#3: THE GIFT:
I can't explain anything without spoiling it.
But basically Jason Bateman are dealing with an old friend, that's basically the standard creepy neighbour, being way too nice.. But the end you would not see coming..
#4: PLAY MISTY FOR ME:
A 1971 film where a guy gets stalked by a emotionally disturbed young woman, who gets way too close than he likes..
#5: ONE HOUR PHOTO:
Everyday we meet helpful strangers at the grocery store, the gas station, and the bank. Most of them are just employees doing a job with a smile on their face, moving from one customer to the next, but sometimes they can take an unhealthy obsession with our personal lives..
If you seen the trailer.. Your think it's just stupid movie.. But appearently it's actually a very smart movie.. I never seen it, so not certain.
#2: INSIDIOUS:
Jump scares done "right".
#3: THE GIFT:
I can't explain anything without spoiling it.
But basically Jason Bateman are dealing with an old friend, that's basically the standard creepy neighbour, being way too nice.. But the end you would not see coming..
#4: PLAY MISTY FOR ME:
A 1971 film where a guy gets stalked by a emotionally disturbed young woman, who gets way too close than he likes..
#5: ONE HOUR PHOTO:
Everyday we meet helpful strangers at the grocery store, the gas station, and the bank. Most of them are just employees doing a job with a smile on their face, moving from one customer to the next, but sometimes they can take an unhealthy obsession with our personal lives..