Link: So, what's the next place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph Shop to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: You had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need you to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho by taking pictures of people without permission like a crazy person.
Lenzo: ....... Yes
Link: I have no problem with this actually. I'll be right back
(Later, at postbox)
Link: Okay, just gotta take his picture
Garrickson: FUCK YOU, GOVERNMENT, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS BOMB
(Later, in cafe)
Link: Okay, just gotta take his picture
Gossack: I pissed myself
(Later, near windmill)
Link: Just gotta get the picture
Anton: I have a stupid haircut
Linda: I'm turned on by this, for some reason
(Later, at the Pictograph Shop)
Link: Here, I got your pictures
Lenzo: Oh my goodness, these are amazing. I can't wait to look at these later tonight......................
Link: Uh..........
Lenzo: Oh, right, well, anyway, here is your reward (Hands him a Joy Pendant) It is my most treasured belonging. I had it ever since I was a child. I trust it to you. May you treasure it al-
(Later, on the ship)
Link: and then I sold the pendant for twenty thousand rupees
Tetra: ........... Your a dick, you know that
Link: Thank you
Tetra: That was an insult
Link: Don't care. I'm still gonna take it as a compliment....... Still, I want more stuff
Tetra: You got money out of this? Why do you want more?
Link: I'm a...... well you know
Tetra: Link, please don't do this
Link: Too late, its in my head. Can't stop thinking of it now
(Later, at the Pictograph Shop upper floor)
Link: (Steals from his drawers) What? This guy only had fifty rupees..... well, better then nothing... fucking Mesa (Walks down stairs) (See's Lenzo talking to a Minenco) (Takes their picture)
Lenzo: Ah, hey, you can't take pictures of people without permission... That's my job.
Minenco: Please, you can't show anyone this picture. If you do, my husband will divorce me, and leave me penniless. If you look deep into your heart-
(Later, walking down the road)
Tetra: Link, please, I am begging you, don't do this
Link: Not interested
Tetra: Link, please, don't do this
Link: Not interested
Tetra: Link, your going to ruin her life
Link: The more likely reason to do it
Tetra: but why. What's did she do to you
Link: It's more of "What didn't she do for me"... and that was nothing, so, its payback time
Tetra: Link, please, if you do this, I will never forgive you
Link: I can live with that
Tetra: Link, please, for the love of god, do not do this. Please, you just can't-
Man: AHHHH! WHY WOULD MY WIFE DO THIS
Link: Too late
Tetra: ...........................................
Link: Tetra?
Tetra: Fuck you, Link
Link: Ah, there you are
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph Shop to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: You had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need you to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho by taking pictures of people without permission like a crazy person.
Lenzo: ....... Yes
Link: I have no problem with this actually. I'll be right back
(Later, at postbox)
Link: Okay, just gotta take his picture
Garrickson: FUCK YOU, GOVERNMENT, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS BOMB
(Later, in cafe)
Link: Okay, just gotta take his picture
Gossack: I pissed myself
(Later, near windmill)
Link: Just gotta get the picture
Anton: I have a stupid haircut
Linda: I'm turned on by this, for some reason
(Later, at the Pictograph Shop)
Link: Here, I got your pictures
Lenzo: Oh my goodness, these are amazing. I can't wait to look at these later tonight......................
Link: Uh..........
Lenzo: Oh, right, well, anyway, here is your reward (Hands him a Joy Pendant) It is my most treasured belonging. I had it ever since I was a child. I trust it to you. May you treasure it al-
(Later, on the ship)
Link: and then I sold the pendant for twenty thousand rupees
Tetra: ........... Your a dick, you know that
Link: Thank you
Tetra: That was an insult
Link: Don't care. I'm still gonna take it as a compliment....... Still, I want more stuff
Tetra: You got money out of this? Why do you want more?
Link: I'm a...... well you know
Tetra: Link, please don't do this
Link: Too late, its in my head. Can't stop thinking of it now
(Later, at the Pictograph Shop upper floor)
Link: (Steals from his drawers) What? This guy only had fifty rupees..... well, better then nothing... fucking Mesa (Walks down stairs) (See's Lenzo talking to a Minenco) (Takes their picture)
Lenzo: Ah, hey, you can't take pictures of people without permission... That's my job.
Minenco: Please, you can't show anyone this picture. If you do, my husband will divorce me, and leave me penniless. If you look deep into your heart-
(Later, walking down the road)
Tetra: Link, please, I am begging you, don't do this
Link: Not interested
Tetra: Link, please, don't do this
Link: Not interested
Tetra: Link, your going to ruin her life
Link: The more likely reason to do it
Tetra: but why. What's did she do to you
Link: It's more of "What didn't she do for me"... and that was nothing, so, its payback time
Tetra: Link, please, if you do this, I will never forgive you
Link: I can live with that
Tetra: Link, please, for the love of god, do not do this. Please, you just can't-
Man: AHHHH! WHY WOULD MY WIFE DO THIS
Link: Too late
Tetra: ...........................................
Link: Tetra?
Tetra: Fuck you, Link
Link: Ah, there you are
TO BE CONTINUED
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to show a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were you guys expecting. With that I will see you all next time