Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad you see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut you the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the next island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but you have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly, will do.
(Later, on the Forsaken Fortress)
Link: Okay, so where is this guy
Phantom: (Appears) Greetings, he- Wait, a little kid. Are you fucking serious? I waited centuries for a ten year old
Link: Hey, at least I bothered to come.
Phantom: Well, screw the fair challenge. I'm going to kill you.
Link: Why?
Phantom: You try doing nothing for hundreds of years, waiting for some guy to come, only to be a little kid. I need to kill something and quench this bloodlust
Link: Ha ha ha. I like you. I can easily relate. Shame I'm gonna have to kill you (Fights Phantom)
(Later, after the fight)
Phantom: Damn, your skills are impressive.
Link: Yeah, I am pretty badass, aren't I?
Phantom: I must say, I have been waiting for years for a hero..... only to be defeated by a ten year old boy. Quite frankly, I am ashamed of myself and wish not to live anymore.
Link: Yeah, if someone younger and less skilled then me defeated me, I'd hate myself too
Phantom: Well, I'll just kill myself now. Help yourself to the treasure. See you in Hell (Blows himself up)
Link: I will (Opens treasure chest) OH MY GOD
(Later, on ship)
Link: And now I have this giant hammer to break peoples bones.
Tetra: But, he killed himself
Link: Oh well. I got this prize. You see Tetra? You help people, and you get the worst rewards imaginable. Kill people, and you get an awesome weapon to kill more people
Tetra: You're a monster
Link: And your an annoying, yet very attractive, person. Now shut up and admire this hammer.
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad you see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut you the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the next island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but you have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly, will do.
(Later, on the Forsaken Fortress)
Link: Okay, so where is this guy
Phantom: (Appears) Greetings, he- Wait, a little kid. Are you fucking serious? I waited centuries for a ten year old
Link: Hey, at least I bothered to come.
Phantom: Well, screw the fair challenge. I'm going to kill you.
Link: Why?
Phantom: You try doing nothing for hundreds of years, waiting for some guy to come, only to be a little kid. I need to kill something and quench this bloodlust
Link: Ha ha ha. I like you. I can easily relate. Shame I'm gonna have to kill you (Fights Phantom)
(Later, after the fight)
Phantom: Damn, your skills are impressive.
Link: Yeah, I am pretty badass, aren't I?
Phantom: I must say, I have been waiting for years for a hero..... only to be defeated by a ten year old boy. Quite frankly, I am ashamed of myself and wish not to live anymore.
Link: Yeah, if someone younger and less skilled then me defeated me, I'd hate myself too
Phantom: Well, I'll just kill myself now. Help yourself to the treasure. See you in Hell (Blows himself up)
Link: I will (Opens treasure chest) OH MY GOD
(Later, on ship)
Link: And now I have this giant hammer to break peoples bones.
Tetra: But, he killed himself
Link: Oh well. I got this prize. You see Tetra? You help people, and you get the worst rewards imaginable. Kill people, and you get an awesome weapon to kill more people
Tetra: You're a monster
Link: And your an annoying, yet very attractive, person. Now shut up and admire this hammer.
TO BE CONTINUED
It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere writing it the other way.
Joe: You screwed up asshole!
Rick: Yes, yes., You said that several times now..
Joe: You killed our friend, now were kill YOU!
Rick: Why would you want to kill me?
Joe: ... A -Are you serious.. I literary JUST explained it.
Rick: Explained what?
Joe: ... Are you braindead or something?
Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?
Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.
Rick: That's horrible. Why would you want to kill me?
Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE YOU KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!
Rick: WHEN!?
Joe: In the house, idiot!
Rick: What house!?
Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill you straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon"
Joe: You screwed up asshole!
Rick: Yes, yes., You said that several times now..
Joe: You killed our friend, now were kill YOU!
Rick: Why would you want to kill me?
Joe: ... A -Are you serious.. I literary JUST explained it.
Rick: Explained what?
Joe: ... Are you braindead or something?
Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?
Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.
Rick: That's horrible. Why would you want to kill me?
Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE YOU KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!
Rick: WHEN!?
Joe: In the house, idiot!
Rick: What house!?
Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill you straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon"