Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of you outside the city, you better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With you assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker with you pricks
Chuck: Aw, love you too, Sullivan.
Rebecca: Well, there is something odd about all this. We know TK framed Chuck, but, there is no way he could make those zombies stronger. Not to mention, the gas coming from the ventilations shafts were odd.
Chuck: Okay, I'll go fix this... After I do something else first
(A Few Minutes Later)
Chuck: Okay, TK, I'm gonna give you the Zombrex. Ready
TK: Yeah
Chuck: Okay (Unintentionally, stabs him with the shot)
TK: (Screams in pain)
Chuck: There. Feeling better
TK: Ah, you stupid asshole
Chuck: (Punches TK) Bad TK. BAD. No cursing
TK: Oh, fuck off (Gets punched again)
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (With Paddlesaw) Zombies, I have come for a fight. Now, come and- (Zombies run after something else) Oh, thank goodness. I was just acting that way for the trailer.
(Later, down the tunnel)
Chuck: (Sees giant gate) Man, this gate is real heavy. I don't think I'll ever- (See's button) Oh, a button, which, for some reason, is outside, letting anyone, who does not belong here, can press and walk in at any given time (Presses button) (Gate opens)
Chuck: (Walks in, with zombies, who are ignoring him)
(Later, in a lab)
Chuck: Wow......... This must be Doc Browns lab. Then the rumors are true. Does that mean we get hoverboards now (Zombies heads explode)
Chuck: Ewww. Okay, maybe this is more of Doctor Farnkferd.... was that his name
Soldiers: Hey (Shoots at him)
Chuck: Aww. Why do I have to be shot at again (Fights past the soldiers)
(Later, in a different room)
Scientist One: So, yeah, anyway, have you heard the new Star Wars is coming out
Scientist Two: Oh, yeah, I have. I can't wait to see it. I can only imagine how many movies there will be.
Scientist One: ............. Oh, and yeah, Phenotrans started all this shit or something
Chuck: Ah-ha, Phenotrans. I should have known
Scientist One: What the hell. Who are you (Points gun at him)
Chuck: Oh, come on, even scientist have guns (Fights them... killing them in a couple of seconds)
Chuck: (Looks at laptop) Ooh. pretty colors (Looks around then takes laptop and walks out)
(Later in Safe House)
Chuck: Guys, I found the most amazing thing (Opens laptop) Pretty colors
Stacey: (Looks at the laptop) Wait.... Phenotrans
Rebecca: Oh.... it is. It seems Phenotrans, the creators of Zombrex, wanted to sell more medicine, so, by causing this outbreak, they would get more money.
Chuck: (Still looking at the colors on the laptop) Uh-huh. Oh, I also found this (Holds out phone)
Rebecca: I'll call the station...... You know, those people who can't help with jack shit... But, I'll call them anyway (Dials number, but then gets shot in the head)
Chuck: Huh (Snaps out of his trans from looking at the colors)
Sullivan: Oh, thank god. I was getting tired of the nice guy act
Stacey: Since when were you nice
Sullivan: That's not the point. The point is, I am going to kill you all....... Right after I run away (Runs off)
Chuck: Don't worry, he's not making it out of here in pieces (Runs after him)
TO BE CONTINUED
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With you assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker with you pricks
Chuck: Aw, love you too, Sullivan.
Rebecca: Well, there is something odd about all this. We know TK framed Chuck, but, there is no way he could make those zombies stronger. Not to mention, the gas coming from the ventilations shafts were odd.
Chuck: Okay, I'll go fix this... After I do something else first
(A Few Minutes Later)
Chuck: Okay, TK, I'm gonna give you the Zombrex. Ready
TK: Yeah
Chuck: Okay (Unintentionally, stabs him with the shot)
TK: (Screams in pain)
Chuck: There. Feeling better
TK: Ah, you stupid asshole
Chuck: (Punches TK) Bad TK. BAD. No cursing
TK: Oh, fuck off (Gets punched again)
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (With Paddlesaw) Zombies, I have come for a fight. Now, come and- (Zombies run after something else) Oh, thank goodness. I was just acting that way for the trailer.
(Later, down the tunnel)
Chuck: (Sees giant gate) Man, this gate is real heavy. I don't think I'll ever- (See's button) Oh, a button, which, for some reason, is outside, letting anyone, who does not belong here, can press and walk in at any given time (Presses button) (Gate opens)
Chuck: (Walks in, with zombies, who are ignoring him)
(Later, in a lab)
Chuck: Wow......... This must be Doc Browns lab. Then the rumors are true. Does that mean we get hoverboards now (Zombies heads explode)
Chuck: Ewww. Okay, maybe this is more of Doctor Farnkferd.... was that his name
Soldiers: Hey (Shoots at him)
Chuck: Aww. Why do I have to be shot at again (Fights past the soldiers)
(Later, in a different room)
Scientist One: So, yeah, anyway, have you heard the new Star Wars is coming out
Scientist Two: Oh, yeah, I have. I can't wait to see it. I can only imagine how many movies there will be.
Scientist One: ............. Oh, and yeah, Phenotrans started all this shit or something
Chuck: Ah-ha, Phenotrans. I should have known
Scientist One: What the hell. Who are you (Points gun at him)
Chuck: Oh, come on, even scientist have guns (Fights them... killing them in a couple of seconds)
Chuck: (Looks at laptop) Ooh. pretty colors (Looks around then takes laptop and walks out)
(Later in Safe House)
Chuck: Guys, I found the most amazing thing (Opens laptop) Pretty colors
Stacey: (Looks at the laptop) Wait.... Phenotrans
Rebecca: Oh.... it is. It seems Phenotrans, the creators of Zombrex, wanted to sell more medicine, so, by causing this outbreak, they would get more money.
Chuck: (Still looking at the colors on the laptop) Uh-huh. Oh, I also found this (Holds out phone)
Rebecca: I'll call the station...... You know, those people who can't help with jack shit... But, I'll call them anyway (Dials number, but then gets shot in the head)
Chuck: Huh (Snaps out of his trans from looking at the colors)
Sullivan: Oh, thank god. I was getting tired of the nice guy act
Stacey: Since when were you nice
Sullivan: That's not the point. The point is, I am going to kill you all....... Right after I run away (Runs off)
Chuck: Don't worry, he's not making it out of here in pieces (Runs after him)
TO BE CONTINUED
???: what is the status?
Guy: I got a extra life!
???: ... anything on the war?
Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!
???: Henry! what did they say?
Henry: they would support us
???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...
Dex: you know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...
Henry: not true... London and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground or in chaos
Dex: well fuc*
Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell
???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!
Henry: God save the queen!
Dex: God save the world...
Guy: I got a extra life!
???: ... anything on the war?
Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!
???: Henry! what did they say?
Henry: they would support us
???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...
Dex: you know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...
Henry: not true... London and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground or in chaos
Dex: well fuc*
Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell
???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!
Henry: God save the queen!
Dex: God save the world...