Chuck: (Walks into night club) Hello. News lady
Amber: Well, if it isn't Chuck Green
Chuck: (Waves childishly) Hi, Amanda
Crystal: (Holds Rebecca, with a sword to her neck)
Chuck: Hold on a second. I think I notice something here................ You two are twins
Rebecca: Oh, for gods sake. They are helping with the outbreak you idi- (Gets thrown on the ground)
Chuck: Ooooh....... Wait, that's not nice at all. Thousands of people are dying
Amber: Well, duh. That's the idea. Why don't you join them
Chuck: Well, I kinda like living, so no
Crystal: That wasn't an option (Amber and Crystal swing swords at him)
Chuck: (Dodges them) Oh, why does this keep happening to me (Throws a bunch of random stuff at them to fight back) Now, I don't want to hit a girl, but, you are giving me no choice (Ends up killing Crystal.... With a messager)
Amber: (In shock) What have you done? You.. actually hit someone with perfect accuracy
Chuck: Yeah, I did, didn't I. I'm actually surprised as well
Amber: ........ Oh, and you'll pay, you won't make it out of live, blah blah blah. Killing myself now (Stabs herself with a sword and dies)
Chuck: (Unties Rebecca)
Rebecca: About time. I was starting to think you liked me being tied up
Chuck: Ha ha, creepy bondage joke
Rebecca: Well, I heard that TK would be trying to sneak out later tonight. Meet me on the roof of the safe house later tonight
Chuck: I sure am meeting you at a lot of places today
Rebecca: Chuck, don't be a dick. Anyway, I'll see you later (Leaves)
(Later, at Royal Flush Plaza)
Carl: Hello, special delivery. Signature required.
Chuck: Eh, postmen. They scare me. Still not as bad as mascots (Shutters)
Carl: Ah, sir, maybe you can sign for this
Chuck: Uh....... okay (Signs for package)
Carl: Thank you Mr................. (Can't read Chuck's terrible handwriting) I'm sorry, what does this say
Chuck: Oh, it's Chuck. Spelled C-U-K........... E.
Carl: Chuck? Chuck Greene
Chuck: One of the colors of the rainbow
Carl: Actually, I do have a package for you (Hands him package then runs off)
Chuck: Oh, I love packages (Listens to it) It sounds like a- (Hears ticking) -Ew, a snail (Throws package at Carl's car, blowing it up)
Carl: WHAT DID YOU DO
Chuck: There was a snail in that package. I could hear it from the noises it made. Snails are gross, so I kinda threw it away. Then is blew up
Carl: I am going to kill you. You will di-
Chuck: (Chucks a small doll at Carl, beating him)
Carl: Damn it. Why am I the easiest boss in the game
Chuck: I want a better package (Takes Zombrex) This will do
Carl: Well, things can't possibly get worse from here on out
Chuck: Oh, by the way, do you know where I can watch TV. I really wanna watch some reality TV
Carl: Fuck it. Killing myself (Blows himself up)
Chuck: Looks like Carl really........ Blew it.......... Is that right
TO BE CONTINUED
Amber: Well, if it isn't Chuck Green
Chuck: (Waves childishly) Hi, Amanda
Crystal: (Holds Rebecca, with a sword to her neck)
Chuck: Hold on a second. I think I notice something here................ You two are twins
Rebecca: Oh, for gods sake. They are helping with the outbreak you idi- (Gets thrown on the ground)
Chuck: Ooooh....... Wait, that's not nice at all. Thousands of people are dying
Amber: Well, duh. That's the idea. Why don't you join them
Chuck: Well, I kinda like living, so no
Crystal: That wasn't an option (Amber and Crystal swing swords at him)
Chuck: (Dodges them) Oh, why does this keep happening to me (Throws a bunch of random stuff at them to fight back) Now, I don't want to hit a girl, but, you are giving me no choice (Ends up killing Crystal.... With a messager)
Amber: (In shock) What have you done? You.. actually hit someone with perfect accuracy
Chuck: Yeah, I did, didn't I. I'm actually surprised as well
Amber: ........ Oh, and you'll pay, you won't make it out of live, blah blah blah. Killing myself now (Stabs herself with a sword and dies)
Chuck: (Unties Rebecca)
Rebecca: About time. I was starting to think you liked me being tied up
Chuck: Ha ha, creepy bondage joke
Rebecca: Well, I heard that TK would be trying to sneak out later tonight. Meet me on the roof of the safe house later tonight
Chuck: I sure am meeting you at a lot of places today
Rebecca: Chuck, don't be a dick. Anyway, I'll see you later (Leaves)
(Later, at Royal Flush Plaza)
Carl: Hello, special delivery. Signature required.
Chuck: Eh, postmen. They scare me. Still not as bad as mascots (Shutters)
Carl: Ah, sir, maybe you can sign for this
Chuck: Uh....... okay (Signs for package)
Carl: Thank you Mr................. (Can't read Chuck's terrible handwriting) I'm sorry, what does this say
Chuck: Oh, it's Chuck. Spelled C-U-K........... E.
Carl: Chuck? Chuck Greene
Chuck: One of the colors of the rainbow
Carl: Actually, I do have a package for you (Hands him package then runs off)
Chuck: Oh, I love packages (Listens to it) It sounds like a- (Hears ticking) -Ew, a snail (Throws package at Carl's car, blowing it up)
Carl: WHAT DID YOU DO
Chuck: There was a snail in that package. I could hear it from the noises it made. Snails are gross, so I kinda threw it away. Then is blew up
Carl: I am going to kill you. You will di-
Chuck: (Chucks a small doll at Carl, beating him)
Carl: Damn it. Why am I the easiest boss in the game
Chuck: I want a better package (Takes Zombrex) This will do
Carl: Well, things can't possibly get worse from here on out
Chuck: Oh, by the way, do you know where I can watch TV. I really wanna watch some reality TV
Carl: Fuck it. Killing myself (Blows himself up)
Chuck: Looks like Carl really........ Blew it.......... Is that right
TO BE CONTINUED