Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes by train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are you doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get you out of here before you get fined for trespassing, P Diddy
TK: Call my P Diddy one more time. I dare you
Chuck: Okay, fine.... Can I call you P Dog?
TK: ....... (To Soldiers) Please kill him (Soldiers shoot at Chuck)
Chuck: Uh-oh (Jumps out of the way, but throws axe at one soldier, hitting him in the head, then grabs his gun and kills the other soldiers) Man, you guys do't look to good. Do you need a bandaid or something
TK: Oh, fuck this (Gets on train and it moves)
Chuck: Oh, no you don't. (Chases him with motorcycle) I STILL NEED YOUR AUTOGRAPH (Jumps on to train, and kills soldiers while walking through train) Outta my way. I gotta see P Diddy (Finally makes it to the front of the train)
TK: For gods sake, how can a idiot like you catch up so quickly
Chuck: P Diddy, as much as I hate hurting famous people, you gotta pay for what you did
TK: For what. Starting a zombie outbreak and framing you for it
Chuck: No. For trespassing
TK: ...... YOu know what, fuck it, I'm killing you my self (Shoots at Chuck)
Chuck: I've been shot at a lot today
TK: (Disconnects trains and drives off)
Chuck: (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, are you okay
Chuck: Oh, yeah, I'm fine. I met P Diddy, he told me he started the outbreak, then he shot at me
Stacey: Wait, TK started this
Chuck: And I got shot at too. All in one day.
Stacey: Well, you should find Katey some more Zombrex. She'll need it soon
Chuck: Okay, I'll find some Zomchex
Stacey: It's Zombrex
Chuck: Reflex?
Stacey: (Annoyed sigh)
(Later, at restaurant)
Chuck: Man, I am hungry. I could eat anything right about now
Antoine: Ah, hello. You must be the food critic (Notices Chuck's clothes) Even though you are wearing a bike suit, but, that's not the point. Anyway, I'm glad you could make it. I have prepared an amazing dish. I call it Antoine's Stew. It is made with small potatos, carrots, kidney beans, beef, seasoning, and humans
Chuck: Wait, what was that last one
Antoine: Seasoning, and a little bit of... broccoli.
Chuck: Broccoli? Eww. I don't like broccoli
Antoine: What? What are you, seven
Chuck: Of course not, I'm a big boy
Antoine: Something tell me you are not the reviewer.
Chuck: Nope
Antoine: Oh........ Okay....... Well then..... I guess I'm just going to kill you
Chuck: Okay
Antoine: But, first, I'm going to laugh like a crazy person (Laughs psychotically)
Chuck: Uh........ Okay
Antoine: (Keeps laughing)
Chuck: .............. I'm gonna go now
Antoine: (Stops) Hey, not, get back here you, so I can fi-
Chuck: (Takes plate) Eh, bored (Throws plate at Antoine)
Antoine: (Stumbles) Ah, are you crazy. You just threw a plate at me
Chuck: Yeah, I just don't wanna fight right no-
Antoine: (Stumbles into fryer and gets killed)
Chuck: ............. Oops (Runs off)
(Later, in Safe House)
Chuck: (Gives Katey Zombrex)
Chuck: There
Katey: I'm sorry
Chuck: Sorry? For what
Katey: Im sorry that my dad couldn;t have a more successful job and instead does some of the stupidest things imaginable to get our money, which makes us question how humanity managed to survive this long
Chuck: (Not hearing what she said) I love you too, Katey
Stacey: I still can't believe you were in that show
Chuck: Well, I didn't have a choice
Stacey: Well, tell that to the hundreds of zombies you killed outside five minutes ago
Chuck: ....................... Well, I gotta go (Leaves)
(Later, in Chapal)
Chuck: (Walks in to see Randy, holding his father and a girl hostage) Oh, a wedding, I love weddings (Sits down)
Randy's Father: If there is anyone who believes that these two should not be wed. Please, speak now, or forever- (See's Chuck) Oh, thank god, help us
Randy: (Turns...... slowly.... for some reason)
Randy's Father: (Notices the chainsaw getting near him) No, no no no no NO (Gets killed by the chainsaw)
Randy: What are you doing
Chuck: I'm just watch-
Randy: Are you trying to ruin my wedding
Chuck: Well, I just want to wa-
Randy: (Revs chainsaw) I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
Chuck: Yeah, that's happened a lot today (Fights Randy, with gun)
(After a very pathetic fight that left Randy wheezing and Chuck doing jack shit for almost an hour)
Randy: (Falls down) Oh, god, I can see that light. It's so beautiful. Mama, I'm com- (Zombie comes and bite him) AH, I TAKE IT BACK! IT'S NOT BEAUTIFUL AT ALL
Chuck: Looks like he.......... Took a bite out of.... Pie? I got to work on those one liners
TO BE CONTINUED
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes by train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are you doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get you out of here before you get fined for trespassing, P Diddy
TK: Call my P Diddy one more time. I dare you
Chuck: Okay, fine.... Can I call you P Dog?
TK: ....... (To Soldiers) Please kill him (Soldiers shoot at Chuck)
Chuck: Uh-oh (Jumps out of the way, but throws axe at one soldier, hitting him in the head, then grabs his gun and kills the other soldiers) Man, you guys do't look to good. Do you need a bandaid or something
TK: Oh, fuck this (Gets on train and it moves)
Chuck: Oh, no you don't. (Chases him with motorcycle) I STILL NEED YOUR AUTOGRAPH (Jumps on to train, and kills soldiers while walking through train) Outta my way. I gotta see P Diddy (Finally makes it to the front of the train)
TK: For gods sake, how can a idiot like you catch up so quickly
Chuck: P Diddy, as much as I hate hurting famous people, you gotta pay for what you did
TK: For what. Starting a zombie outbreak and framing you for it
Chuck: No. For trespassing
TK: ...... YOu know what, fuck it, I'm killing you my self (Shoots at Chuck)
Chuck: I've been shot at a lot today
TK: (Disconnects trains and drives off)
Chuck: (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, are you okay
Chuck: Oh, yeah, I'm fine. I met P Diddy, he told me he started the outbreak, then he shot at me
Stacey: Wait, TK started this
Chuck: And I got shot at too. All in one day.
Stacey: Well, you should find Katey some more Zombrex. She'll need it soon
Chuck: Okay, I'll find some Zomchex
Stacey: It's Zombrex
Chuck: Reflex?
Stacey: (Annoyed sigh)
(Later, at restaurant)
Chuck: Man, I am hungry. I could eat anything right about now
Antoine: Ah, hello. You must be the food critic (Notices Chuck's clothes) Even though you are wearing a bike suit, but, that's not the point. Anyway, I'm glad you could make it. I have prepared an amazing dish. I call it Antoine's Stew. It is made with small potatos, carrots, kidney beans, beef, seasoning, and humans
Chuck: Wait, what was that last one
Antoine: Seasoning, and a little bit of... broccoli.
Chuck: Broccoli? Eww. I don't like broccoli
Antoine: What? What are you, seven
Chuck: Of course not, I'm a big boy
Antoine: Something tell me you are not the reviewer.
Chuck: Nope
Antoine: Oh........ Okay....... Well then..... I guess I'm just going to kill you
Chuck: Okay
Antoine: But, first, I'm going to laugh like a crazy person (Laughs psychotically)
Chuck: Uh........ Okay
Antoine: (Keeps laughing)
Chuck: .............. I'm gonna go now
Antoine: (Stops) Hey, not, get back here you, so I can fi-
Chuck: (Takes plate) Eh, bored (Throws plate at Antoine)
Antoine: (Stumbles) Ah, are you crazy. You just threw a plate at me
Chuck: Yeah, I just don't wanna fight right no-
Antoine: (Stumbles into fryer and gets killed)
Chuck: ............. Oops (Runs off)
(Later, in Safe House)
Chuck: (Gives Katey Zombrex)
Chuck: There
Katey: I'm sorry
Chuck: Sorry? For what
Katey: Im sorry that my dad couldn;t have a more successful job and instead does some of the stupidest things imaginable to get our money, which makes us question how humanity managed to survive this long
Chuck: (Not hearing what she said) I love you too, Katey
Stacey: I still can't believe you were in that show
Chuck: Well, I didn't have a choice
Stacey: Well, tell that to the hundreds of zombies you killed outside five minutes ago
Chuck: ....................... Well, I gotta go (Leaves)
(Later, in Chapal)
Chuck: (Walks in to see Randy, holding his father and a girl hostage) Oh, a wedding, I love weddings (Sits down)
Randy's Father: If there is anyone who believes that these two should not be wed. Please, speak now, or forever- (See's Chuck) Oh, thank god, help us
Randy: (Turns...... slowly.... for some reason)
Randy's Father: (Notices the chainsaw getting near him) No, no no no no NO (Gets killed by the chainsaw)
Randy: What are you doing
Chuck: I'm just watch-
Randy: Are you trying to ruin my wedding
Chuck: Well, I just want to wa-
Randy: (Revs chainsaw) I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
Chuck: Yeah, that's happened a lot today (Fights Randy, with gun)
(After a very pathetic fight that left Randy wheezing and Chuck doing jack shit for almost an hour)
Randy: (Falls down) Oh, god, I can see that light. It's so beautiful. Mama, I'm com- (Zombie comes and bite him) AH, I TAKE IT BACK! IT'S NOT BEAUTIFUL AT ALL
Chuck: Looks like he.......... Took a bite out of.... Pie? I got to work on those one liners
TO BE CONTINUED