Chuck: (Sitting in room, with TV on)
Anchorman: And, in a turn of events, some serious shit went down in Fortune City. And I mean SHIT! Like "Holy crap, dozens of people are dying and no one is doing a damn thing" kind of shit. We will go to our field reporter, Rebecca Chan, who has more on this crazy shit.
Rebecca: It is revealed that the zombies were released by someone, as an act of terrorism. The following video shows a man who we can not see his face at all, but, for story reasons, we will just assume its Chuck Greene.
Chuck: Oh, they said my name again. Man, I am real popular today.
Rebecca: It is best to stay away from him, as he is extremely dangerous.
Chuck: Oh, come on, that's only towards zombies
Stacey: Okay, I know your dumb, but, I doubt you'd have anything to do with the outbreak.
Chuck: I like pie.
Stacey: That only proves my point. Just go and see where this reporter is.
Chuck: If you say so
(Later, at the hotel)
Chuck: Hello (Hears echo) Oh. Echo. My name is Chuck (Echo) That's funny.
Zombie: (Walks toward him)
Chuck: Oh, hello. What's your name (Zombie gets shot in the head)
Rebecca: Jesus, are you trying to get bit.
Chuck: (Looks at zombie) Hey, I don't think this guys okay
Rebecca: Nevermind. I'm Rebecca Chan.
Chuck: Hello, I'm Chuck
Rebecca: Wait. Chuck? You mean from the security tape
Chuck: No. I was on TV. Can you believe it. I'm famous. My mother would be proud.
Rebecca: Aren't you the one who started the outbreak.
Chuck: Not really. I don't really see why I would want to kill people. I kinda like people.
Rebecca: Well, there's no doubt about that. Anyway, how can I trust you.
Chuck: Well, there must be some sort of avalanche
Rebecca: You mean evidence?
Chuck: M&Ms?
Rebecca: Oh, forget it. Just follow me
(Later, in Arena security room)
Chuck: (Sees dead security guards, then pokes one of them) Hey... buddy.... you need a bandaid or something.
Rebecca: Well, I guess I am a little more interested in what's going on here
Chuck: I guess (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, you may wanna get back here. Sullivan saw you on the TV
Chuck: Oh, he did. Well, guess I better get there. Can't wait to see the look on his face, when he meets a guy who was on TV twice in one day.
Stacey: No, that's not what I mean at all. He's- (Chuck hangs up) Well, see you later, Chun-Li (Walks off)
Rebecca: ..... Was that an insulting nickname or are you really just that big of a dumbass
Chuck: (Off screen, from a distance) I LIKE PIE
(Later, in Safe House)
Chuck: (Hears, Sullivan, who is talking in an angry tone) (Walks in) Hello, Sullivan. How is it to meet someone who was on TV
Sullivan: You fucking asshole, I oughta shoot you in the goddamn head
Chuck: You should watch what you say, Mr.Potty Mouth
Sullivan: You're the bastard who started this. I should just kill you know
Rebecca: (Walks in, panting) Goddamn... Why the hell did you leave me with all those zombies.
Sullivan: Hey, your that reporter from the TV (To Chuck) Okay, now I am going to trust you, for no reason at all, but, fuck it. I;ll trust you if I want. So, just do... whatever, really. Go outside, have fun, I really don't care.
Chuck: Fun, huh. Hmm
(Later)
Chuck: (Riding girly tricycle through zombies) WOOHOO!!!
(Later, in Americana Casino bathroom)
Chuck: (Walks in) Man, I really have to pee. Driving a tricycle really makes you gotta go to the bathroom
Brandon: Chuck. Wow, its an honor to see you
Chuck: Shaggy. Is that you
Brandon: What?
Chuck: Where's Scooby
Brandon: Is that an insult?
Chuck: No, Shaggy. Seriously, where is Scooby
Brandon: ....... Nevermind. Anyway, I was impressed with your plans for letting the zombies loose, so, I had an amazing idea
Survivor: Please, help me
Chuck: (Ignoring survivor) Well, Shaggy, you seem like a swell guy in person. But, can I use the bathroom. I really have to pee.
Brandon: Anyway, the best way to save the zombies is by turning everyone into zombies.
Chuck: Oh...... Well, you see, I kinda like people who... well... don't wanna eat me.
Brandon: Oh.... Okay... well then, I guess I have no choice but to kill you.
Chuck: Well, someone needs a Scooby-Snack
Brandon: ........ Oh, screw it (Runs at him with the shard of glass)
Chuck: Oh, I don;t care anymore. I'm just gonna whip it out in front of you
Brandon: Whip what out?
Chuck: (Unzips pants and urinates on the floor)
Brandon: Oh, god, what the- Why are you pissing on the floor
Chuck: Hey, I told you I had to pee
Brandon: Oh, god that's so gross... Oh, fuck this (Slits his throat and dies)
Chuck: (Finishes) Oh, that's much better..... Hey, Shaggy, you okay... Still up for that Scooby-Snack.
(Later)
Chuck: (Walks through Fortune Park)
Leon: (Rides by) Oh, well, if it ain't Chuckie Greene
Chuck: (Waves childishly) Hi, Leon
Leon: And your still as much of a dumb shit as before.
Chuck: Oh, Leon, your so nice
Leon: Nevermind.
Chuck: So, Leon, you wanna go to the Safe House. It's safe
Leon: Are you fucking serious? Only pussies go their
Chuck: They have TV
Leon: Well, I guess I could- NO, quit tempting me. You think you can get me to follow you with promises of television
Chuck: .............. Yes
Leon: Well, it almost worked. Anyway, be quite. I got to go kill that guy over their.
Chuck: Wha- Why
Leon: Twice the points
Chuck: Oh, well, that makes sense
Survivor: ... wait, wha- (Gets sliced in half)
Chuck: ....... I don't see a score board
Leon: You're real dumb, you know that
Chuck: I-
Leon: And if you say "I like pie" one more time, I will come over there, and personally kick your ass.
Chuck: .................. I like pie
Leon: ..... I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you slowly (Drives after him)
Chuck: (Jumps out of the way) Oh, jeez. (Chases after Leon) I'm gonna teach you some manners (Shoots at him)
Leon: (Gets shot in the back) Ouch! and by ouch, I mean AH FUCK! AH FUCKING FUCK, THIS HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
Leon: (Stops motorcycle, which is leaking gas) Okay, Chuck, you think you can beat this. Time for my ultimate trick. Spinning around in a circle like a drunken dog (Gets caught on fire) I smell something burning..... OH MY GOD! AHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH (Dies)
Chuck: Looks like Leon is...... on thin ice....... Wait, was it supposed to be fire..... Nah, I think I got it right
TO BE CONTINUED
Anchorman: And, in a turn of events, some serious shit went down in Fortune City. And I mean SHIT! Like "Holy crap, dozens of people are dying and no one is doing a damn thing" kind of shit. We will go to our field reporter, Rebecca Chan, who has more on this crazy shit.
Rebecca: It is revealed that the zombies were released by someone, as an act of terrorism. The following video shows a man who we can not see his face at all, but, for story reasons, we will just assume its Chuck Greene.
Chuck: Oh, they said my name again. Man, I am real popular today.
Rebecca: It is best to stay away from him, as he is extremely dangerous.
Chuck: Oh, come on, that's only towards zombies
Stacey: Okay, I know your dumb, but, I doubt you'd have anything to do with the outbreak.
Chuck: I like pie.
Stacey: That only proves my point. Just go and see where this reporter is.
Chuck: If you say so
(Later, at the hotel)
Chuck: Hello (Hears echo) Oh. Echo. My name is Chuck (Echo) That's funny.
Zombie: (Walks toward him)
Chuck: Oh, hello. What's your name (Zombie gets shot in the head)
Rebecca: Jesus, are you trying to get bit.
Chuck: (Looks at zombie) Hey, I don't think this guys okay
Rebecca: Nevermind. I'm Rebecca Chan.
Chuck: Hello, I'm Chuck
Rebecca: Wait. Chuck? You mean from the security tape
Chuck: No. I was on TV. Can you believe it. I'm famous. My mother would be proud.
Rebecca: Aren't you the one who started the outbreak.
Chuck: Not really. I don't really see why I would want to kill people. I kinda like people.
Rebecca: Well, there's no doubt about that. Anyway, how can I trust you.
Chuck: Well, there must be some sort of avalanche
Rebecca: You mean evidence?
Chuck: M&Ms?
Rebecca: Oh, forget it. Just follow me
(Later, in Arena security room)
Chuck: (Sees dead security guards, then pokes one of them) Hey... buddy.... you need a bandaid or something.
Rebecca: Well, I guess I am a little more interested in what's going on here
Chuck: I guess (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, you may wanna get back here. Sullivan saw you on the TV
Chuck: Oh, he did. Well, guess I better get there. Can't wait to see the look on his face, when he meets a guy who was on TV twice in one day.
Stacey: No, that's not what I mean at all. He's- (Chuck hangs up) Well, see you later, Chun-Li (Walks off)
Rebecca: ..... Was that an insulting nickname or are you really just that big of a dumbass
Chuck: (Off screen, from a distance) I LIKE PIE
(Later, in Safe House)
Chuck: (Hears, Sullivan, who is talking in an angry tone) (Walks in) Hello, Sullivan. How is it to meet someone who was on TV
Sullivan: You fucking asshole, I oughta shoot you in the goddamn head
Chuck: You should watch what you say, Mr.Potty Mouth
Sullivan: You're the bastard who started this. I should just kill you know
Rebecca: (Walks in, panting) Goddamn... Why the hell did you leave me with all those zombies.
Sullivan: Hey, your that reporter from the TV (To Chuck) Okay, now I am going to trust you, for no reason at all, but, fuck it. I;ll trust you if I want. So, just do... whatever, really. Go outside, have fun, I really don't care.
Chuck: Fun, huh. Hmm
(Later)
Chuck: (Riding girly tricycle through zombies) WOOHOO!!!
(Later, in Americana Casino bathroom)
Chuck: (Walks in) Man, I really have to pee. Driving a tricycle really makes you gotta go to the bathroom
Brandon: Chuck. Wow, its an honor to see you
Chuck: Shaggy. Is that you
Brandon: What?
Chuck: Where's Scooby
Brandon: Is that an insult?
Chuck: No, Shaggy. Seriously, where is Scooby
Brandon: ....... Nevermind. Anyway, I was impressed with your plans for letting the zombies loose, so, I had an amazing idea
Survivor: Please, help me
Chuck: (Ignoring survivor) Well, Shaggy, you seem like a swell guy in person. But, can I use the bathroom. I really have to pee.
Brandon: Anyway, the best way to save the zombies is by turning everyone into zombies.
Chuck: Oh...... Well, you see, I kinda like people who... well... don't wanna eat me.
Brandon: Oh.... Okay... well then, I guess I have no choice but to kill you.
Chuck: Well, someone needs a Scooby-Snack
Brandon: ........ Oh, screw it (Runs at him with the shard of glass)
Chuck: Oh, I don;t care anymore. I'm just gonna whip it out in front of you
Brandon: Whip what out?
Chuck: (Unzips pants and urinates on the floor)
Brandon: Oh, god, what the- Why are you pissing on the floor
Chuck: Hey, I told you I had to pee
Brandon: Oh, god that's so gross... Oh, fuck this (Slits his throat and dies)
Chuck: (Finishes) Oh, that's much better..... Hey, Shaggy, you okay... Still up for that Scooby-Snack.
(Later)
Chuck: (Walks through Fortune Park)
Leon: (Rides by) Oh, well, if it ain't Chuckie Greene
Chuck: (Waves childishly) Hi, Leon
Leon: And your still as much of a dumb shit as before.
Chuck: Oh, Leon, your so nice
Leon: Nevermind.
Chuck: So, Leon, you wanna go to the Safe House. It's safe
Leon: Are you fucking serious? Only pussies go their
Chuck: They have TV
Leon: Well, I guess I could- NO, quit tempting me. You think you can get me to follow you with promises of television
Chuck: .............. Yes
Leon: Well, it almost worked. Anyway, be quite. I got to go kill that guy over their.
Chuck: Wha- Why
Leon: Twice the points
Chuck: Oh, well, that makes sense
Survivor: ... wait, wha- (Gets sliced in half)
Chuck: ....... I don't see a score board
Leon: You're real dumb, you know that
Chuck: I-
Leon: And if you say "I like pie" one more time, I will come over there, and personally kick your ass.
Chuck: .................. I like pie
Leon: ..... I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you slowly (Drives after him)
Chuck: (Jumps out of the way) Oh, jeez. (Chases after Leon) I'm gonna teach you some manners (Shoots at him)
Leon: (Gets shot in the back) Ouch! and by ouch, I mean AH FUCK! AH FUCKING FUCK, THIS HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
Leon: (Stops motorcycle, which is leaking gas) Okay, Chuck, you think you can beat this. Time for my ultimate trick. Spinning around in a circle like a drunken dog (Gets caught on fire) I smell something burning..... OH MY GOD! AHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH (Dies)
Chuck: Looks like Leon is...... on thin ice....... Wait, was it supposed to be fire..... Nah, I think I got it right
TO BE CONTINUED
Narrator: Are you looking for a dark, edgy, and serious anime. Well than get the hell out of here, because Death Note: The Re-Bridged is not for you. This time, we got more suspense.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, or two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got more action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, or you’re ass is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
link
Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! Or don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, or two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got more action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, or you’re ass is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
link
Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! Or don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.