Hello everyone, and welcome to more things that just plan irritate me. Of course there is more then there is for even here, and I may do more in the future, but for now, lets rant on the small things in life.
Cell Phones - Everyone knows these, and everyone has them. There is not a person alive who doesn't have a cellphone. You have one, your friends have one, your family has one, your grandmother's brother has one. Fucking everyone. But, the problem is that everyone is addicted to them. They can't stay away from them for like twelve seconds. It's like mind control. Trying to have a conversation. Hold on, you gotta wait for them to finish their fucking text message. And, if that wasn't bad enough, you could wait to buy a new phone, or save up, and when you do buy it, people make fun of you. Why? Because, they already made a new phone one month after the latest model. What the fuck? Why the hell are all phone companies making these new phones every fucking second. I don't wanna waste cash on a new phone. Why can't they be like consoles. At least have some time, like a few years, before you die out.
Trians - I don't care if they are the cheapest way to ship things, or if they are non-stop. These fuckers are not needed in this world. Every time I drive down the street, I always have to ass the train tracks as quickly as possible, because I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught behind the fucking thing. And to add insult to injury, they have the loudest fucking horn I ever heard blaring in your fucking ears, as if its trying to make you deaf. Oh, and if your living near one, good luck sleeping at night. They don't fucking care. If you are sleeping while they pass by, your gonna get woken up. It's like a fucking alarm clock, only worse, because there's no off button. That's a load of crap.
DMV - This place is pretty much Hell on earth. I don't think I'm alone when I say this place sucks. Literally, all it is is fucking lines, fucking paper work, and fucking waiting. All you do is take a number, and hope you don't get a long as fuck one. Just pray you get a small number, or your fucked. But, still, your fucked either way. Once that license expires, your going to wanna go on a fucking rampage. Here, you got to do some of the biggest amounts of paper work in the history of mankind. And, if that's not bad enough, you get to wait in a long ass line, thinking you'll die of old age or starvation before you get there. Oh, and don't you love it when you finally get to the front only for the fucking place to close. THAT"S THE CHEAPEST AND MOST FUCKING ANNOYING SHIT EVER!!! Better set that alarm clock to an early time. Oh, and, if that wasn't bad enough MORE FUCKING LINES. Oh, and how is it that every time you go there, their is only one fucker working there. I hate that shit. Why is there only one fucking employee there every fucking time? Does the fucking DMV just love to waste peoples time? Because that's what it does. It wastes your fucking time.
Grocery Store Lines - Now, we all go to the grocery store some point in our lives, unless your the average American who goes to fucking McDonalds all there life. AKA, the Why Do You Exist People. Anyway, grocery stores themselves are pretty annoying, with stuff you want running out, those idiot employees that don't know where the item you're looking for is, and worse, the spoiled little shits that keep crying and like fucking psychopaths because they aren't aloud candy. But, what really pisses me off are the fucking lines. You got to wait for people who bought more shit then you did, half of it being crap that's going to kill them from too much calories, and, they then start arguing with the cashiers for god knows how long. The express lanes also piss me off, as you need a certain amount of items. So, I want to try and make a sandwich. I got everything, bread, meat, cheese, lettuce, mayo, and tomatoes. So, I go to the express lane with five, but, oh no, there is six. Come on, does it really fucking matter? Why have these express lanes. they are made just to fucking cheat you. The machines aren't any better. They are pretty much a pain. Sometimes they except your card, and sometimes, they don't. It
s random bullshit, just like everything at grocery stores.
Elevators - Now, these fucking things are proof as to why stairs make a better choice. So, when your in an elevator, you just want it to move, but, for some reason, the fucker has to wait a few minutes. And, once the doors finally shut, some asshole stops it and gets it. If there wasn't a camera, I'd probably kill the jerk for making me wait longer. Oh, and how about when they completely change the floor you want to go on. Oh, and crowded elevators will be the death of me one day. I'm always stuck with a bunch of fucking annoying people. People who can't stop moving, people who's body weight crushes me against the wall, oh, and the fucking cigarette addicts are here too, as if I didn't have reasons to hate them already. so, yeah, fuck the elevators, I'm taking the stairs from now on.
Airports and Planes - Oh, you thought DMV's were the portals to hell.... well they are, but take a look at their demonic cousin, airports. This place has fucking lines for everything (I'm starting to notice a trend with places with lines). So, when you finally get to the front of the line an hour later, the flight attendants charge you fucking insane prices to get somewhere. And they don't care what it is, they will hold you up for an eternity. Got a business meeting. Don't care. Need to visit your mother. Don't care. Your wife is in the hospital and she is giving birth in a different state and you got to get there to see the birth of your first child. DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!Oh, and taking a plane in the winter. Holy fucking hell, you'll want to rip your fucking hair out, its so annoying. There are delays everywhere around the winter, and my god, you will get so goddamn pissed you'll wanna kill something. And, finally, after you get on the plane, the tortures not over yet. now, you get to deal with the little brat kicking your seat because he thinks its fun. God, I wish assault on a minor was legal. The things I'd do. And those plane peanuts are a real bitch to open. Its as if they want you to not eat them. You thought chip bags were hard to open. Trust me, when you try to open airplane peanut bags, you think opening chips backs are as simple as breathing. Oh, and you have to get real annoyed when carts come by and smash into your funny bone. Its a fucking bitch. So, yeah, I think I'll use my money for gas for my car rather then a plane ticket. I'm sure it's worth less too.
Pot Holes - These fucking things serve no purpose other then to fuck up your tires. Seriously, whenever your driving and you least expect it, BOOM, these fucking things come along and pop your tires. Also, they never get repaired, so, by accident, if you drive down a road you normally drive down, you might make the same mistake by accident. It's fucking annoying. I swear, the tire company is probably going around making these things so people can buy more tires. I wouldn't be surprised. how else do these fuckers keep spawning?
Birds - Here's an animal group that proves that even God can make mistakes sometimes. These birds do nothing to help our society in anyway. They just fly around. That's it. But, what they really do is shit all over our cars. And, you can't avoid it, unless you park your car in a garage, but who does that anymore anyway. These fucking birds just come and shit on your car. All birds are just a bunch of flying rats... Except the ostriches, they don't fuck around.
Soup Can Lids - These things are a real pain in the ass. Why do most food have to be so fucking hard to open. Soup can lids are probably the worst of them all. Some of them have this opener on it, but, if your not careful, you can bend it over the can, but without opening it, and sometimes, by accident, you might snap it off. That's a real fucking problem. Oh, and sometimes, they don't have the opener. At least the opener was sometimes reliable. Only sometimes. But, these plan lids that are openerless really piss me off. So, you better get out the can opener. But, sometimes, it doesn't even get the lid out, and dumps it into the soup. What a pain in the ass. So, you also need a fork, or spoon or something to dig it out. That's real fucking annoying. Why does food need these annoying lids to open.
Public Toilet Paper - Now, when you got to go, you got to go. Sadly, half the time, you get fucked over. Public toilets are bitches in there own way, but, the toilet paper is where the real problem is. No matter what public bathroom you are in, the toilet paper always feel like sandpaper. Yeah, because everyone loves the feeling of sandpaper on there rear end. Oh, and don't you love it when you run out also. I swear to god, I actually have asked for napkins at a restaurant every time I use the bathrooms there, because I'm afraid the bathroom is fresh put of toilet paper. No one should have to do that, ever.
So there is is. More things that irritate me. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Cell Phones - Everyone knows these, and everyone has them. There is not a person alive who doesn't have a cellphone. You have one, your friends have one, your family has one, your grandmother's brother has one. Fucking everyone. But, the problem is that everyone is addicted to them. They can't stay away from them for like twelve seconds. It's like mind control. Trying to have a conversation. Hold on, you gotta wait for them to finish their fucking text message. And, if that wasn't bad enough, you could wait to buy a new phone, or save up, and when you do buy it, people make fun of you. Why? Because, they already made a new phone one month after the latest model. What the fuck? Why the hell are all phone companies making these new phones every fucking second. I don't wanna waste cash on a new phone. Why can't they be like consoles. At least have some time, like a few years, before you die out.
Trians - I don't care if they are the cheapest way to ship things, or if they are non-stop. These fuckers are not needed in this world. Every time I drive down the street, I always have to ass the train tracks as quickly as possible, because I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught behind the fucking thing. And to add insult to injury, they have the loudest fucking horn I ever heard blaring in your fucking ears, as if its trying to make you deaf. Oh, and if your living near one, good luck sleeping at night. They don't fucking care. If you are sleeping while they pass by, your gonna get woken up. It's like a fucking alarm clock, only worse, because there's no off button. That's a load of crap.
DMV - This place is pretty much Hell on earth. I don't think I'm alone when I say this place sucks. Literally, all it is is fucking lines, fucking paper work, and fucking waiting. All you do is take a number, and hope you don't get a long as fuck one. Just pray you get a small number, or your fucked. But, still, your fucked either way. Once that license expires, your going to wanna go on a fucking rampage. Here, you got to do some of the biggest amounts of paper work in the history of mankind. And, if that's not bad enough, you get to wait in a long ass line, thinking you'll die of old age or starvation before you get there. Oh, and don't you love it when you finally get to the front only for the fucking place to close. THAT"S THE CHEAPEST AND MOST FUCKING ANNOYING SHIT EVER!!! Better set that alarm clock to an early time. Oh, and, if that wasn't bad enough MORE FUCKING LINES. Oh, and how is it that every time you go there, their is only one fucker working there. I hate that shit. Why is there only one fucking employee there every fucking time? Does the fucking DMV just love to waste peoples time? Because that's what it does. It wastes your fucking time.
Grocery Store Lines - Now, we all go to the grocery store some point in our lives, unless your the average American who goes to fucking McDonalds all there life. AKA, the Why Do You Exist People. Anyway, grocery stores themselves are pretty annoying, with stuff you want running out, those idiot employees that don't know where the item you're looking for is, and worse, the spoiled little shits that keep crying and like fucking psychopaths because they aren't aloud candy. But, what really pisses me off are the fucking lines. You got to wait for people who bought more shit then you did, half of it being crap that's going to kill them from too much calories, and, they then start arguing with the cashiers for god knows how long. The express lanes also piss me off, as you need a certain amount of items. So, I want to try and make a sandwich. I got everything, bread, meat, cheese, lettuce, mayo, and tomatoes. So, I go to the express lane with five, but, oh no, there is six. Come on, does it really fucking matter? Why have these express lanes. they are made just to fucking cheat you. The machines aren't any better. They are pretty much a pain. Sometimes they except your card, and sometimes, they don't. It
s random bullshit, just like everything at grocery stores.
Elevators - Now, these fucking things are proof as to why stairs make a better choice. So, when your in an elevator, you just want it to move, but, for some reason, the fucker has to wait a few minutes. And, once the doors finally shut, some asshole stops it and gets it. If there wasn't a camera, I'd probably kill the jerk for making me wait longer. Oh, and how about when they completely change the floor you want to go on. Oh, and crowded elevators will be the death of me one day. I'm always stuck with a bunch of fucking annoying people. People who can't stop moving, people who's body weight crushes me against the wall, oh, and the fucking cigarette addicts are here too, as if I didn't have reasons to hate them already. so, yeah, fuck the elevators, I'm taking the stairs from now on.
Airports and Planes - Oh, you thought DMV's were the portals to hell.... well they are, but take a look at their demonic cousin, airports. This place has fucking lines for everything (I'm starting to notice a trend with places with lines). So, when you finally get to the front of the line an hour later, the flight attendants charge you fucking insane prices to get somewhere. And they don't care what it is, they will hold you up for an eternity. Got a business meeting. Don't care. Need to visit your mother. Don't care. Your wife is in the hospital and she is giving birth in a different state and you got to get there to see the birth of your first child. DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!Oh, and taking a plane in the winter. Holy fucking hell, you'll want to rip your fucking hair out, its so annoying. There are delays everywhere around the winter, and my god, you will get so goddamn pissed you'll wanna kill something. And, finally, after you get on the plane, the tortures not over yet. now, you get to deal with the little brat kicking your seat because he thinks its fun. God, I wish assault on a minor was legal. The things I'd do. And those plane peanuts are a real bitch to open. Its as if they want you to not eat them. You thought chip bags were hard to open. Trust me, when you try to open airplane peanut bags, you think opening chips backs are as simple as breathing. Oh, and you have to get real annoyed when carts come by and smash into your funny bone. Its a fucking bitch. So, yeah, I think I'll use my money for gas for my car rather then a plane ticket. I'm sure it's worth less too.
Pot Holes - These fucking things serve no purpose other then to fuck up your tires. Seriously, whenever your driving and you least expect it, BOOM, these fucking things come along and pop your tires. Also, they never get repaired, so, by accident, if you drive down a road you normally drive down, you might make the same mistake by accident. It's fucking annoying. I swear, the tire company is probably going around making these things so people can buy more tires. I wouldn't be surprised. how else do these fuckers keep spawning?
Birds - Here's an animal group that proves that even God can make mistakes sometimes. These birds do nothing to help our society in anyway. They just fly around. That's it. But, what they really do is shit all over our cars. And, you can't avoid it, unless you park your car in a garage, but who does that anymore anyway. These fucking birds just come and shit on your car. All birds are just a bunch of flying rats... Except the ostriches, they don't fuck around.
Soup Can Lids - These things are a real pain in the ass. Why do most food have to be so fucking hard to open. Soup can lids are probably the worst of them all. Some of them have this opener on it, but, if your not careful, you can bend it over the can, but without opening it, and sometimes, by accident, you might snap it off. That's a real fucking problem. Oh, and sometimes, they don't have the opener. At least the opener was sometimes reliable. Only sometimes. But, these plan lids that are openerless really piss me off. So, you better get out the can opener. But, sometimes, it doesn't even get the lid out, and dumps it into the soup. What a pain in the ass. So, you also need a fork, or spoon or something to dig it out. That's real fucking annoying. Why does food need these annoying lids to open.
Public Toilet Paper - Now, when you got to go, you got to go. Sadly, half the time, you get fucked over. Public toilets are bitches in there own way, but, the toilet paper is where the real problem is. No matter what public bathroom you are in, the toilet paper always feel like sandpaper. Yeah, because everyone loves the feeling of sandpaper on there rear end. Oh, and don't you love it when you run out also. I swear to god, I actually have asked for napkins at a restaurant every time I use the bathrooms there, because I'm afraid the bathroom is fresh put of toilet paper. No one should have to do that, ever.
So there is is. More things that irritate me. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take