Oh............ I am going to get so much hate for this. But, I just can't hold it in. I have to say it.............. I fucking hate Family Guy......... Now, before you call your local hitmen, please hear me out.
Now, back then, at least around the first four seasons, Family Guy was actually good. I loved this show back then. They had some great comedy, there was always wonderful characters, and amazing morals. But, as time went on, Family Guy got cancelled, only to come back, but with a bigger ego. If you ask me, Family Guy is the adult equivalent of Spongebob. It used to be a great show with lots of charm, and then it got bad. And I mean BAD.
So, lets talk about the characters. Peter used to be a caring father and he wasn't that stupid, but now, he is the biggest unlikable idiot in TV, and he actually hates his kids. I'm not kidding. In one episode, he says, flat out, and I quote, "I just can't stand being around the kids"......... Dear god, why do people find him funny. And, yet, he can easily buy back his childrens love with an XBox 360..... NO, YOU DON'T DO THAT! Also, Lois was also a caring mother, but now, she acts like a total slut, who cares nothing for her kids at all, or her husband, yet she still feels she is so innocent. Oh, fuck off. Chris was also a usual teenager, but now, he acts just as dumb, if not dumber, then Peter and has such a short temper, that it isn't even funny. Stewie used to be an evil genius, but has now become a closet homosexual who acts like a bigger wimp than any other cartoon character. Brian used to to be an average talking dog character who was always able to get a laugh out of me, but has become so unlikable, and has so many problems, that it would be impossible to list them all here. The only likable character is Meg. She is the only character with any likability left, yet she is always treated badly and the world hates her. My god, what the hell is it with modern cartoons treating the only likable characters so badly.
Also, this show is not funny anymore. Not at all. Literally, most of their jokes consist of racism, sexism, celebrities, offensive, or just plan stupid. This show also fails at comedy, mainly because the top two things it uses most for comedy is constant sex, or violence and gore. That is not funny. This isn't just a problem with Family Guy. It's a problem with a lot of adult shows these days. They think that if they make their shows full of sex and violence, it will be more funny. It's not funny. I don't want to see a person have their genitals cut off. And I especially won't find it fucking funny. Seeing a person cut of their ear. Not funny. Seeing people's severed heads. Not funny. Seeing a person get violently beaten to a bloody pulp. Not... Funny. Seeing a person get violently run over. NOT FUNNY! And yet, some people think that others should not be too angry at this because its a joke. WHAT!!! THESE ARE WHAT THE WRITERS THINK ARE JOKES!!! THESE ARE NOT FUNNY!!! THEY ARE CRINGE INDUCING, HORRIFYING, AND WRONG!!!
Another joke they overuse to death are fart jokes........ Really.... they're going there. They are taking the childs route of comedy. That is not funny. How is that funny. Do they really think the audience is so brain dead, that they are going to laugh at a fucking fart. Well, guess what, it's not funny. I'm not laughing at all.
Also, I know people have said this a billion times, but, I have to say it, because it is true. This show is a Simpsons rip-off. Sure, Simpsons isn't doing much better, but at least, when it came out, it was original. So, they both decide to make jokes from each show. The Simpsons makes a joke where Homer clones himself, and Peter is one of the clones. Ha ha, that's actually really clever. Thats one point for the Simpsons. What is Family Guy's joke on the Simpsons? Quagmire rapes Marge, then kills the whole family.................... Family Guy gets -One billion points. Seriously, am I supposed to laugh at that. Rape, is not funny. I have mentioned this before. Seriously, this is something you would expect in a fanfiction, NOT A FUCKING TV SHOW!!!!
Also, another problem with Family Guy is the bastard writer himself, Seth MacFarlane. This guy, has not made one show, but three, at the same time. Other than Family Guy, he has made American Dad, which I have not watched, and The Cleveland Show, which is just a boring spin off of Family Guy. Where as Family Guy's jokes were offensive, the Cleveland Shows jokes are just dull and tasteless. But, guess what, FOX can only air five shows, and all these shows air on FOX. That's right, Three shows Seth MacFarlane made are all airing, and are taking off space for other good shows. They had to cancel King of the Hill for this crap, and at least that show had good characters, morals, and comedy. Hell, I can name dozens of things funnier then this shit show. Monty Python is funny, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is, surprisingly, funny. Cheech and Chong, may have come out of the blue, but it was funny, Eddie Murphy, back in the 80's and 90's at least, is funny, and Jim Carrey, when he isn't doing kids movies, that is.
So, yeah, there is Family Guy. It was a good show once, but now, it has become one of the worst shows I have ever seen in my entire life. If you like this show, that is fine. Just try not to kill me. I am just stating what I think. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take................... I'm gonna die, aren't I
Now, back then, at least around the first four seasons, Family Guy was actually good. I loved this show back then. They had some great comedy, there was always wonderful characters, and amazing morals. But, as time went on, Family Guy got cancelled, only to come back, but with a bigger ego. If you ask me, Family Guy is the adult equivalent of Spongebob. It used to be a great show with lots of charm, and then it got bad. And I mean BAD.
So, lets talk about the characters. Peter used to be a caring father and he wasn't that stupid, but now, he is the biggest unlikable idiot in TV, and he actually hates his kids. I'm not kidding. In one episode, he says, flat out, and I quote, "I just can't stand being around the kids"......... Dear god, why do people find him funny. And, yet, he can easily buy back his childrens love with an XBox 360..... NO, YOU DON'T DO THAT! Also, Lois was also a caring mother, but now, she acts like a total slut, who cares nothing for her kids at all, or her husband, yet she still feels she is so innocent. Oh, fuck off. Chris was also a usual teenager, but now, he acts just as dumb, if not dumber, then Peter and has such a short temper, that it isn't even funny. Stewie used to be an evil genius, but has now become a closet homosexual who acts like a bigger wimp than any other cartoon character. Brian used to to be an average talking dog character who was always able to get a laugh out of me, but has become so unlikable, and has so many problems, that it would be impossible to list them all here. The only likable character is Meg. She is the only character with any likability left, yet she is always treated badly and the world hates her. My god, what the hell is it with modern cartoons treating the only likable characters so badly.
Also, this show is not funny anymore. Not at all. Literally, most of their jokes consist of racism, sexism, celebrities, offensive, or just plan stupid. This show also fails at comedy, mainly because the top two things it uses most for comedy is constant sex, or violence and gore. That is not funny. This isn't just a problem with Family Guy. It's a problem with a lot of adult shows these days. They think that if they make their shows full of sex and violence, it will be more funny. It's not funny. I don't want to see a person have their genitals cut off. And I especially won't find it fucking funny. Seeing a person cut of their ear. Not funny. Seeing people's severed heads. Not funny. Seeing a person get violently beaten to a bloody pulp. Not... Funny. Seeing a person get violently run over. NOT FUNNY! And yet, some people think that others should not be too angry at this because its a joke. WHAT!!! THESE ARE WHAT THE WRITERS THINK ARE JOKES!!! THESE ARE NOT FUNNY!!! THEY ARE CRINGE INDUCING, HORRIFYING, AND WRONG!!!
Another joke they overuse to death are fart jokes........ Really.... they're going there. They are taking the childs route of comedy. That is not funny. How is that funny. Do they really think the audience is so brain dead, that they are going to laugh at a fucking fart. Well, guess what, it's not funny. I'm not laughing at all.
Also, I know people have said this a billion times, but, I have to say it, because it is true. This show is a Simpsons rip-off. Sure, Simpsons isn't doing much better, but at least, when it came out, it was original. So, they both decide to make jokes from each show. The Simpsons makes a joke where Homer clones himself, and Peter is one of the clones. Ha ha, that's actually really clever. Thats one point for the Simpsons. What is Family Guy's joke on the Simpsons? Quagmire rapes Marge, then kills the whole family.................... Family Guy gets -One billion points. Seriously, am I supposed to laugh at that. Rape, is not funny. I have mentioned this before. Seriously, this is something you would expect in a fanfiction, NOT A FUCKING TV SHOW!!!!
Also, another problem with Family Guy is the bastard writer himself, Seth MacFarlane. This guy, has not made one show, but three, at the same time. Other than Family Guy, he has made American Dad, which I have not watched, and The Cleveland Show, which is just a boring spin off of Family Guy. Where as Family Guy's jokes were offensive, the Cleveland Shows jokes are just dull and tasteless. But, guess what, FOX can only air five shows, and all these shows air on FOX. That's right, Three shows Seth MacFarlane made are all airing, and are taking off space for other good shows. They had to cancel King of the Hill for this crap, and at least that show had good characters, morals, and comedy. Hell, I can name dozens of things funnier then this shit show. Monty Python is funny, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is, surprisingly, funny. Cheech and Chong, may have come out of the blue, but it was funny, Eddie Murphy, back in the 80's and 90's at least, is funny, and Jim Carrey, when he isn't doing kids movies, that is.
So, yeah, there is Family Guy. It was a good show once, but now, it has become one of the worst shows I have ever seen in my entire life. If you like this show, that is fine. Just try not to kill me. I am just stating what I think. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take................... I'm gonna die, aren't I