Makar: And a one and a two and a- Fucky fucky fuck fucky fuck fuck fucky fuck fucky fucky fuck fucky fuck
Link: Hey, Makar
Makar: What the fuck are you doing back here
Link: Well, my sidekick said the next sage was a small man who uses a lot of profanity. And that lead me to you. You are small and you do swear a lot. So lets go
Makar: Why should I
Link: Because if you don't, I'll kick your adorable ass all over this place
Makar: I'd like you try
Makar: (Has bloody nose) I hate you
King of Red Lions: Well, here it is. The Wind Temple. Be careful you two. God only knows what goes on in there
Link: Oh come on. It can't be as bad as that temple filled with undead pedophils and homosexual ghosts, right
Link: (In temple) I take it all back
Makar: I swear, I don't get fucking scared much, but when I fucking do, I imagine this fucking place. I think I just pissed my fuckign pants
Link: Yeah, this place is fucking scary
Makar: Hey, watch you language
Link: Oh, sorry. Lets get out of here. All this torture gear is scarring me
Makar: And how will we get through here without getting to scarred
Link: I got an idea. Fast forward (Fast forward)
Link: Well, here is the boss room. Now, where is the boss
Worm: Ah, there you are. Are you my one o clock
Link: That depends. Is your one o clock involve me kicking your ass
Worm: So-so
Link: Then I'm going to kill you with this hookshot I found sometime during the fast forward process
Worm: Wait... A hookshot...... Oh my god......... Its all I wanted for this place. I'm so excited I could just- (Large object comes from worms mouth
Link: Uh......... What is that
Worm: Just my erection. Us worms work differently
Link: ................................................. (Kills worm) I'm fucking done here (Gets power for Master Sword and leaves)
King of Red Lions: Ah, good work Li-
Link: (With bloodshot eyes) I want to go now. I got my sword powered up, now let me fucking go and stab that son of a bitch
King of Red Lions: Well, you can't kill him yet. Now, you have to go and- Well
Link: What. What else do I have to do
King of Red Lions: Well....... You have to go and collect eight different Triforce shards
Link: .........What
King of Red Lions: And to find those, you need to find eight different maps
Link: WHAT!
King of Red Lions: And to actually read them, you have to pay some creepy guy three hundred rupees just to read one map
Link: (Let eye goes completely red)
King of Red Lions: Um... Link.... Are you okay
Link: I'M FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. I JUST BROKE A BLOOD VESSEL BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: Hey, Makar
Makar: What the fuck are you doing back here
Link: Well, my sidekick said the next sage was a small man who uses a lot of profanity. And that lead me to you. You are small and you do swear a lot. So lets go
Makar: Why should I
Link: Because if you don't, I'll kick your adorable ass all over this place
Makar: I'd like you try
Makar: (Has bloody nose) I hate you
King of Red Lions: Well, here it is. The Wind Temple. Be careful you two. God only knows what goes on in there
Link: Oh come on. It can't be as bad as that temple filled with undead pedophils and homosexual ghosts, right
Link: (In temple) I take it all back
Makar: I swear, I don't get fucking scared much, but when I fucking do, I imagine this fucking place. I think I just pissed my fuckign pants
Link: Yeah, this place is fucking scary
Makar: Hey, watch you language
Link: Oh, sorry. Lets get out of here. All this torture gear is scarring me
Makar: And how will we get through here without getting to scarred
Link: I got an idea. Fast forward (Fast forward)
Link: Well, here is the boss room. Now, where is the boss
Worm: Ah, there you are. Are you my one o clock
Link: That depends. Is your one o clock involve me kicking your ass
Worm: So-so
Link: Then I'm going to kill you with this hookshot I found sometime during the fast forward process
Worm: Wait... A hookshot...... Oh my god......... Its all I wanted for this place. I'm so excited I could just- (Large object comes from worms mouth
Link: Uh......... What is that
Worm: Just my erection. Us worms work differently
Link: ................................................. (Kills worm) I'm fucking done here (Gets power for Master Sword and leaves)
King of Red Lions: Ah, good work Li-
Link: (With bloodshot eyes) I want to go now. I got my sword powered up, now let me fucking go and stab that son of a bitch
King of Red Lions: Well, you can't kill him yet. Now, you have to go and- Well
Link: What. What else do I have to do
King of Red Lions: Well....... You have to go and collect eight different Triforce shards
Link: .........What
King of Red Lions: And to find those, you need to find eight different maps
Link: WHAT!
King of Red Lions: And to actually read them, you have to pay some creepy guy three hundred rupees just to read one map
Link: (Let eye goes completely red)
King of Red Lions: Um... Link.... Are you okay
Link: I'M FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. I JUST BROKE A BLOOD VESSEL BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW
TO BE CONTINUED