King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great Bay Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ You sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. You see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. You know what, screw it, I wont question the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well, Jabu Jabu escaped to Outset Island
Link: You mean that piece of shit island I lived on. I fucking hate that dump. Why would JAbu JAbu go there
Postman: Don't know, but you should go there
Link: Huh... I wonder what Tatra's been up to. It's been a while since we saw her
(Meanwhile)
Bomb Merchant: I told you, I don't have any money
Tetra: We'll just see about that. Bork, cut off his penis
Link: So, Jabu Jabu is in this cave. How come I've never found this place. I've always wanted to find somewhere to smoke weed in without my annoying grandmother annoying me
King of Red Lions: Wait, you smoke weed
Link: Yeah, why shouldn't I
King of Red Lions: Well, this is a kids game
Link: Oh right, kids, don't smoke, cause it's bad and stuff. Now, where is Jabu Jabu (Giant fish appears)
Jabu Jabu: Oh, hello there. You must be Link
Link: Yeah, now give me the last ball, and don't make me go through some fucking temple
Jabu Jabu: Of course. Please, do take this here ball and keep it safe
Link: ....... Really, no more ball jokes
Jabu Jabu: I would have made a good one, but I couldn't think of any. Anyway, you should get going
Link: Okay then, good sir
Jabu Jabu: Who are you calling a sir
Link: So, your an it
Jabu Jabu: No, I am a woman
Link: .............................................
King of Red Lions: What the fu-
Link: (Sailing through ocean) That was horrifying
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: ........ You sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. You see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. You know what, screw it, I wont question the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well, Jabu Jabu escaped to Outset Island
Link: You mean that piece of shit island I lived on. I fucking hate that dump. Why would JAbu JAbu go there
Postman: Don't know, but you should go there
Link: Huh... I wonder what Tatra's been up to. It's been a while since we saw her
(Meanwhile)
Bomb Merchant: I told you, I don't have any money
Tetra: We'll just see about that. Bork, cut off his penis
Link: So, Jabu Jabu is in this cave. How come I've never found this place. I've always wanted to find somewhere to smoke weed in without my annoying grandmother annoying me
King of Red Lions: Wait, you smoke weed
Link: Yeah, why shouldn't I
King of Red Lions: Well, this is a kids game
Link: Oh right, kids, don't smoke, cause it's bad and stuff. Now, where is Jabu Jabu (Giant fish appears)
Jabu Jabu: Oh, hello there. You must be Link
Link: Yeah, now give me the last ball, and don't make me go through some fucking temple
Jabu Jabu: Of course. Please, do take this here ball and keep it safe
Link: ....... Really, no more ball jokes
Jabu Jabu: I would have made a good one, but I couldn't think of any. Anyway, you should get going
Link: Okay then, good sir
Jabu Jabu: Who are you calling a sir
Link: So, your an it
Jabu Jabu: No, I am a woman
Link: .............................................
King of Red Lions: What the fu-
Link: (Sailing through ocean) That was horrifying
TO BE CONTINUED