King of Red Lions: Well, here it is. Dragon Roost Island
Link: I knew that
King of Red Lions: How
Link: Well, the name of the island just materializes on the top of the screen
King of Red Lions: Oh, well, you go ahead and see whats going on
Link: Aren't you coming with me
King of Red Lions: I would, but, you see, I have things to do, and- Oh right, I'M A FUCKING BOAT
Link: Okay, Mr. Smartass, I'll go look (Walks off)
Link: Wow, its a place filled with bird people. I feel as though, that this must be some sort of alien race
Postman: Link, hello again
Link: Hello... you
Postman: You don't recognize me. I am Postman. I live amongst the tribe of Postal Bird People and deliver mail to worship or Mail Gods
Link: .............. That's stupid
Postman: Yes, its is. Anyway, let me introduce you to our king
King: Ah, hello, young hero.
Link: My god, what is it with this place and its crazy bird human hybrids
King: We are this way to worship the Mail Gods.......... Also we live near a nuclear waste facility.
Link: So, I guess I should get through the near by temple quick
King: Pretty much
Link: So, what do I do
King: Just go and talk to my daughter so she can give you a letter to give to my son
Link: Why didn't you just give me the letter
King: I.......... Don't know...........
Link: Nevermind, I'll just get this stupid letter to give to your possibly stupid son
King: (Laughs) It's funny cause its true
Medli: Oh my... Are you...... a human
Link: Yes, I am, and you are a creepy human bird hybrid girl.......... Eh, considering my sex life, I'd still hit it
Medli: So, did my father send you
Link: Yep, and.... What's with that syringe
Medli: Oh, no reason... hey what's that
Link: Huh (Turns) (Medley pokes Link with syringe) Ouch
Medli: Sorry about that. I just need to check for.... diseases............ Could I have a pluck of your hair, please
Link: Yeah, I am just going to take this letter and go. Bye (Runs off)
Medli: (Whispers) You'll be back human, and I'll be waiting
Link: Hey, are you the kings dumbass son
Komali: Oh, my god. I'm not stupid. My dad is just a prick
Link: That's great... By the way, can I have that ball. I need it and it will be a great way to help me avoid the temple
Komali: NO! FUCK OFF! ITS MINE!
Link: Okay, guy. Geez. I'll just get the ball some other way
Link: Well, shit, I'm out of ideas. And there is no way I am going into that temple. Right Na- Oh right, Navi isn't here........ Tad- No, not Tadle either........ What about Kebora Gebora........... Midna............... Not even Fi.............. Anyone........... Got this game is lonely........ Oh well, I guess I can just-
Medli: Link
Link: Oh thank god. Someone.
Medli: What
Link: Oh nothing. What is it
Medli: I can help you get to the temple
Link: And I wish I was left alone again
Medli: Don't worry. I'll help you all the way through
Link: Well, I guess I don't have a choice. So, what should I do
Medli: Just throw me up there and I'll help you get in
Link: Okay (Picks up Medli) Wow, you are a lot lighter then usual
Medli: Well, all I eat is seeds and stuff. I am a bird human hybrid after all
Link: Okay. One. Two. THREE (Throws Medli into a wall) Oh shit, are you okay
Medli: Yes, I am fine
Link: Oh... in that case- (Throws Medli again)
Medli: Ouch, what was that for
Link: To be honest, its actually really funny
Medli: Can you please just throw me up there
Link: Fine fine (Throws Medli at wall) (Laughs) Okay, seriously this time (Throws Medli over wall)
Medli: Okay, now I will throw this bottle at you
Link: A bottle. How will this get me up there
Medli: Just figure it out....... Or look up a walkthrough on Youtube, I really don't care. I'll just go on ahead and not get kidnapped. Bye (Runs off)
Link: Well, this will take fore-
Link: I still can't believe that bottle helped me get all the way up here
Medli: (In cell) Oh thank god, Link. My math was wrong..... I got kidnapped
Link: Called it
Goblin: Hey, what are you doing here
Link: You let that girl..... bird.... thing.... go right now
Goblin: Oh, I'll let her go, right after I show her a little thing called ra-
Link: (Stabs goblin in the chest)
Goblin: I was... going to say..... rare raco collection (Dies)
Medli: Oh Link, thank you so much...... About that pluck of hair-
Link: Can I just go and kill the temple boss
Medli: Sure sure, he's behind that door
Link: Yoo-hoo, level boss
Gohma: Hey, who are you
Link: I am Link, and who are you
Gohma: I am Gohma
Link: Gohma? Wait, didn't she die... And wasn't she a girl
Gohma: .......... Shit, okay, my name is Joe
Link: That's kinda boring
Gohma: Says the guy who is named after URLs.
Link: So, can we fight
Gohma: Fine, but remember, I am the first level boss, so I am invici- (Link kills Gohma)
Link: Okay, time to get out with the portal. (Gets in portal and starts spinning) Wooooooooooooaaaaaahhhh
Link: (Ends up outside)
Medli: Oh thank god, your safe Link
Link: (Vomits)
Medli: Link, are you okay
Link: I'm fine, just really sick.... That's going to happen in every temple, isn't it
Medli: Anyway, my brother has something to say
Komali: Hey asshole, I did some thinking and I think I'm going to become a rock star, so I won't need this shitty ball anymore
Link: Fine, then I'll take it, douchebag
Komali: Fine take it. I hope you choke on my ball
Link: .....................................
Komali: Wow, that did not come out right
Link: Yeah, I'll just go, and I probably won't see you guys again, especially for story reasons. Bye (Walks off)
Medli: You'll be back, Link, and when you do, I promise, I will catch you imprison you, and most definitely rape-
Link: Huh
Medli: Oh, um, I said, bye Link. Good luck on your journey... and shit
Link: Oh... okay (Walks off)
Medli: I really need to stop thinking outloud
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: I knew that
King of Red Lions: How
Link: Well, the name of the island just materializes on the top of the screen
King of Red Lions: Oh, well, you go ahead and see whats going on
Link: Aren't you coming with me
King of Red Lions: I would, but, you see, I have things to do, and- Oh right, I'M A FUCKING BOAT
Link: Okay, Mr. Smartass, I'll go look (Walks off)
Link: Wow, its a place filled with bird people. I feel as though, that this must be some sort of alien race
Postman: Link, hello again
Link: Hello... you
Postman: You don't recognize me. I am Postman. I live amongst the tribe of Postal Bird People and deliver mail to worship or Mail Gods
Link: .............. That's stupid
Postman: Yes, its is. Anyway, let me introduce you to our king
King: Ah, hello, young hero.
Link: My god, what is it with this place and its crazy bird human hybrids
King: We are this way to worship the Mail Gods.......... Also we live near a nuclear waste facility.
Link: So, I guess I should get through the near by temple quick
King: Pretty much
Link: So, what do I do
King: Just go and talk to my daughter so she can give you a letter to give to my son
Link: Why didn't you just give me the letter
King: I.......... Don't know...........
Link: Nevermind, I'll just get this stupid letter to give to your possibly stupid son
King: (Laughs) It's funny cause its true
Medli: Oh my... Are you...... a human
Link: Yes, I am, and you are a creepy human bird hybrid girl.......... Eh, considering my sex life, I'd still hit it
Medli: So, did my father send you
Link: Yep, and.... What's with that syringe
Medli: Oh, no reason... hey what's that
Link: Huh (Turns) (Medley pokes Link with syringe) Ouch
Medli: Sorry about that. I just need to check for.... diseases............ Could I have a pluck of your hair, please
Link: Yeah, I am just going to take this letter and go. Bye (Runs off)
Medli: (Whispers) You'll be back human, and I'll be waiting
Link: Hey, are you the kings dumbass son
Komali: Oh, my god. I'm not stupid. My dad is just a prick
Link: That's great... By the way, can I have that ball. I need it and it will be a great way to help me avoid the temple
Komali: NO! FUCK OFF! ITS MINE!
Link: Okay, guy. Geez. I'll just get the ball some other way
Link: Well, shit, I'm out of ideas. And there is no way I am going into that temple. Right Na- Oh right, Navi isn't here........ Tad- No, not Tadle either........ What about Kebora Gebora........... Midna............... Not even Fi.............. Anyone........... Got this game is lonely........ Oh well, I guess I can just-
Medli: Link
Link: Oh thank god. Someone.
Medli: What
Link: Oh nothing. What is it
Medli: I can help you get to the temple
Link: And I wish I was left alone again
Medli: Don't worry. I'll help you all the way through
Link: Well, I guess I don't have a choice. So, what should I do
Medli: Just throw me up there and I'll help you get in
Link: Okay (Picks up Medli) Wow, you are a lot lighter then usual
Medli: Well, all I eat is seeds and stuff. I am a bird human hybrid after all
Link: Okay. One. Two. THREE (Throws Medli into a wall) Oh shit, are you okay
Medli: Yes, I am fine
Link: Oh... in that case- (Throws Medli again)
Medli: Ouch, what was that for
Link: To be honest, its actually really funny
Medli: Can you please just throw me up there
Link: Fine fine (Throws Medli at wall) (Laughs) Okay, seriously this time (Throws Medli over wall)
Medli: Okay, now I will throw this bottle at you
Link: A bottle. How will this get me up there
Medli: Just figure it out....... Or look up a walkthrough on Youtube, I really don't care. I'll just go on ahead and not get kidnapped. Bye (Runs off)
Link: Well, this will take fore-
Link: I still can't believe that bottle helped me get all the way up here
Medli: (In cell) Oh thank god, Link. My math was wrong..... I got kidnapped
Link: Called it
Goblin: Hey, what are you doing here
Link: You let that girl..... bird.... thing.... go right now
Goblin: Oh, I'll let her go, right after I show her a little thing called ra-
Link: (Stabs goblin in the chest)
Goblin: I was... going to say..... rare raco collection (Dies)
Medli: Oh Link, thank you so much...... About that pluck of hair-
Link: Can I just go and kill the temple boss
Medli: Sure sure, he's behind that door
Link: Yoo-hoo, level boss
Gohma: Hey, who are you
Link: I am Link, and who are you
Gohma: I am Gohma
Link: Gohma? Wait, didn't she die... And wasn't she a girl
Gohma: .......... Shit, okay, my name is Joe
Link: That's kinda boring
Gohma: Says the guy who is named after URLs.
Link: So, can we fight
Gohma: Fine, but remember, I am the first level boss, so I am invici- (Link kills Gohma)
Link: Okay, time to get out with the portal. (Gets in portal and starts spinning) Wooooooooooooaaaaaahhhh
Link: (Ends up outside)
Medli: Oh thank god, your safe Link
Link: (Vomits)
Medli: Link, are you okay
Link: I'm fine, just really sick.... That's going to happen in every temple, isn't it
Medli: Anyway, my brother has something to say
Komali: Hey asshole, I did some thinking and I think I'm going to become a rock star, so I won't need this shitty ball anymore
Link: Fine, then I'll take it, douchebag
Komali: Fine take it. I hope you choke on my ball
Link: .....................................
Komali: Wow, that did not come out right
Link: Yeah, I'll just go, and I probably won't see you guys again, especially for story reasons. Bye (Walks off)
Medli: You'll be back, Link, and when you do, I promise, I will catch you imprison you, and most definitely rape-
Link: Huh
Medli: Oh, um, I said, bye Link. Good luck on your journey... and shit
Link: Oh... okay (Walks off)
Medli: I really need to stop thinking outloud
TO BE CONTINUED
Andjelija and huguenots escapes from king in the boat Gouldsboro with Rescator and piratas. They goes to the American isle in the New World for beginning new life.
Tamo se rodilo dete od mlade hugenotkinje. Cudna primala joj je pomagala pri porodjaju koristivsi lekovite trave i dete bryo doslo na svet. Dete se rodilo u zoru. zena se zalila gospodja Manigault.
- Sta cemo ovde? Nema sluzavke i toplih plahta za moju devojcicu? Ne nije tako, ali nema veze. Andjelija se ljutila na nju da je bolje da bude srecna sto se dete rodilo na slobodi nego u tamnici gde je jos gora neimastina od te. Indijanci Medvedi ih napadali. Nastala panika, jurnjava, bezanja u zaklon, ranjavanja...
Tamo se rodilo dete od mlade hugenotkinje. Cudna primala joj je pomagala pri porodjaju koristivsi lekovite trave i dete bryo doslo na svet. Dete se rodilo u zoru. zena se zalila gospodja Manigault.
- Sta cemo ovde? Nema sluzavke i toplih plahta za moju devojcicu? Ne nije tako, ali nema veze. Andjelija se ljutila na nju da je bolje da bude srecna sto se dete rodilo na slobodi nego u tamnici gde je jos gora neimastina od te. Indijanci Medvedi ih napadali. Nastala panika, jurnjava, bezanja u zaklon, ranjavanja...