(Nick, Cody, Alice, and Cory in car driving through city)
Nick: Cory, did you find out where that call came from yet
Cory: Not yet, but I'm working on it
Nick: Well, hurry, that guy could be anywh--- Fuck me
Alice: What? Nick, is it really the time for that
Nick: No (Points) Fuck me
(Everyone looks at a giant fire in Central Park)
Cody: Fuck me is right
Cory: Hey, it looks like the call came from here
Nick: Good, you guys go ahead and head back home. Me and Cody are going to show this asshole what for. (Gets out of car and walks to trunk) (Opens trunk and takes out handgun, shotgun, sub machine gun, assault rifle, sniper rifle, mini gun, grenade launcher, and rocket launcher)
Cody: Why did you carry all those weapons
Nick: (As he takes out throwing stars) Nows not the time for questions (Takes out battle axe) Okay, that should do it
Cody: (Sarcastically) You think this is enough
Nick: Oh, Cody, you can never have to much deadly weapons. Now come on (Runs toward fire)
Damian: (Sits in fire) (Taps foot impatiently) God, what is taking those two so long
Nick: Hey, you, get the fuck out of the fire and fight us
Damian: (Jumps out of the fire and in front of Nick and Cody) Who are you two
Cody: Were two guys who are going to kick the crap out of you
Damian: Oh really, well, just you wait. My minions will be here with a supply of souls, and I will be immor-
Nick: Oh, you mean those queer hipsters. Yeah, we murdered them. One of them got sliced in half, and the other one got shot up badly.
Damian: WHAT!!! You killed my minions
Cody: Well, actually it was really easy. They were kind of dumb
Damian: Well, that is true, but nevermind that, I will kill you myself
Nick: Okay, you son of a bitch (Begins shooting at Damian with revolvers) (Damian jumps out of the way of the bullets)
Cody: (Shoots at Damian with shotgun)
Damian: By the horns of my mother, be you two demon hunters. Are you here to save the world from my wrath
Cody: Demon hunters
Nick: Save the world (Both laugh)
Damian: What... What is so funny
Nick: Here's the thing, we think the world can go fuck itself, and were not demon hunters. Were just here because you douchebagness got in the way of our business of doing whatever we want, and now were going to kill you, because your just a fucking asshole
Damian: Very well then, do your worst. I have power stronger then you can imagine. Nothing can harm me. Not water. Not fire. Not swords. Not axes. Not-
Nick: (Whispers to Cody) I get the head, you get the heart
Cody: Got it
Damian: Not small rocks. Not big rocks. Not rocks between the size of big or small. Not (Nick and Cody shoot Damian in the head and chest) (Damian falls down and bursts into ashes)
Nick: Who do you think that guy was
Cody: Well, he seemed to come from the depths of hell to torture people for eternity...... Probably just a telemarketer
Nick: Yeah. That was it
Alice: (Gets out of car) Guys you okay
Nick: I thought I told you guys to go back home
Cory: And miss the fight. Fuck that
Cody: What now
Nick: Well, how much money do we have
Cody: Well (Looks in wallet) Just a hundred dollar bill. We used the last of our money to buy all those weapons
Nick: Well, you know what we got to do Cody (Smiles)
Cody: (Smiles) Yeah, I know. I'll get the masks
THE END
Nick: Cory, did you find out where that call came from yet
Cory: Not yet, but I'm working on it
Nick: Well, hurry, that guy could be anywh--- Fuck me
Alice: What? Nick, is it really the time for that
Nick: No (Points) Fuck me
(Everyone looks at a giant fire in Central Park)
Cody: Fuck me is right
Cory: Hey, it looks like the call came from here
Nick: Good, you guys go ahead and head back home. Me and Cody are going to show this asshole what for. (Gets out of car and walks to trunk) (Opens trunk and takes out handgun, shotgun, sub machine gun, assault rifle, sniper rifle, mini gun, grenade launcher, and rocket launcher)
Cody: Why did you carry all those weapons
Nick: (As he takes out throwing stars) Nows not the time for questions (Takes out battle axe) Okay, that should do it
Cody: (Sarcastically) You think this is enough
Nick: Oh, Cody, you can never have to much deadly weapons. Now come on (Runs toward fire)
Damian: (Sits in fire) (Taps foot impatiently) God, what is taking those two so long
Nick: Hey, you, get the fuck out of the fire and fight us
Damian: (Jumps out of the fire and in front of Nick and Cody) Who are you two
Cody: Were two guys who are going to kick the crap out of you
Damian: Oh really, well, just you wait. My minions will be here with a supply of souls, and I will be immor-
Nick: Oh, you mean those queer hipsters. Yeah, we murdered them. One of them got sliced in half, and the other one got shot up badly.
Damian: WHAT!!! You killed my minions
Cody: Well, actually it was really easy. They were kind of dumb
Damian: Well, that is true, but nevermind that, I will kill you myself
Nick: Okay, you son of a bitch (Begins shooting at Damian with revolvers) (Damian jumps out of the way of the bullets)
Cody: (Shoots at Damian with shotgun)
Damian: By the horns of my mother, be you two demon hunters. Are you here to save the world from my wrath
Cody: Demon hunters
Nick: Save the world (Both laugh)
Damian: What... What is so funny
Nick: Here's the thing, we think the world can go fuck itself, and were not demon hunters. Were just here because you douchebagness got in the way of our business of doing whatever we want, and now were going to kill you, because your just a fucking asshole
Damian: Very well then, do your worst. I have power stronger then you can imagine. Nothing can harm me. Not water. Not fire. Not swords. Not axes. Not-
Nick: (Whispers to Cody) I get the head, you get the heart
Cody: Got it
Damian: Not small rocks. Not big rocks. Not rocks between the size of big or small. Not (Nick and Cody shoot Damian in the head and chest) (Damian falls down and bursts into ashes)
Nick: Who do you think that guy was
Cody: Well, he seemed to come from the depths of hell to torture people for eternity...... Probably just a telemarketer
Nick: Yeah. That was it
Alice: (Gets out of car) Guys you okay
Nick: I thought I told you guys to go back home
Cory: And miss the fight. Fuck that
Cody: What now
Nick: Well, how much money do we have
Cody: Well (Looks in wallet) Just a hundred dollar bill. We used the last of our money to buy all those weapons
Nick: Well, you know what we got to do Cody (Smiles)
Cody: (Smiles) Yeah, I know. I'll get the masks
THE END