Okay, so I finally found a fanfic that doesn't have rape, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, or self-harm...... That doesn't mean the fanfic is good. The fanfic is called Kill the Killers.
It starts with all sorts of creepy pasta characters. So, it shows Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, and Slenderman reading horrible fanfics about them. And I admit, these are some god awful fanfics they wrote. How appropriate. Bad fanfics in a bad fanfic. So, each killer goes to teach the authors a lesson.
Jane goes and ties up the author of one fanfic and shoves buttons of a keyboard into her throat. Once that's done, she slices her stomach open and the keys fall out, even though the keys would probably get lodged in her throat before that happens, but what ever.
So then, we cut to Jeff throwing another author out and into a pool filled with bleach, which he then sets on fire. What the hell. Why are they torturing them. Killing, understandable, but torture. For fucks sake, your not Pinkie Pie from Cupcakes. Just kill them. Anyway, the author, somehow, survives, and says that she loves Jeff. Yes, love the guy who through into bleach and set you one fire. Even Jeff is surprised she survived. But, Jeff says he can't be with girls because he has no penis... Wait what. Yeah, he says that he doesn't have a penis. And its because he was with Jane once and just says that she wore braces.... Okay, writer, you need to do research before writing. I swear, I feel like I say this all the time. Jane despises Jeff. He killed her parents and she has dedicated her whole life to killing him. That would never happen. But, you didn't do your research, so you wouldn't have known that.
Anyway, we finally get to Slenderman. And, I hate to say it, but he has the worst part in the whole chapter. Pretty much, Slenderman says that he's gay........ Oh God. Why. Why would you insult me with turning one of the most famous creepypasta characters into a homo. I have nothing against homosexuals, but, THIS.... NOOOO!!!
But, Slenderman says he saved the worst punishment for last for this person. Then, some time traveler comes to stop Slenderman. Wait, what, why, how, when, where? Is this a joke? I don't get it. At all. Then, Slenderman shows the guy the fanfic and then he changes his mind and lets Slenderman do what he wants. Guess what he does. He places LEGOs everywhere so the author steps on them. Fuck. This. Fanfiction. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
It starts with all sorts of creepy pasta characters. So, it shows Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, and Slenderman reading horrible fanfics about them. And I admit, these are some god awful fanfics they wrote. How appropriate. Bad fanfics in a bad fanfic. So, each killer goes to teach the authors a lesson.
Jane goes and ties up the author of one fanfic and shoves buttons of a keyboard into her throat. Once that's done, she slices her stomach open and the keys fall out, even though the keys would probably get lodged in her throat before that happens, but what ever.
So then, we cut to Jeff throwing another author out and into a pool filled with bleach, which he then sets on fire. What the hell. Why are they torturing them. Killing, understandable, but torture. For fucks sake, your not Pinkie Pie from Cupcakes. Just kill them. Anyway, the author, somehow, survives, and says that she loves Jeff. Yes, love the guy who through into bleach and set you one fire. Even Jeff is surprised she survived. But, Jeff says he can't be with girls because he has no penis... Wait what. Yeah, he says that he doesn't have a penis. And its because he was with Jane once and just says that she wore braces.... Okay, writer, you need to do research before writing. I swear, I feel like I say this all the time. Jane despises Jeff. He killed her parents and she has dedicated her whole life to killing him. That would never happen. But, you didn't do your research, so you wouldn't have known that.
Anyway, we finally get to Slenderman. And, I hate to say it, but he has the worst part in the whole chapter. Pretty much, Slenderman says that he's gay........ Oh God. Why. Why would you insult me with turning one of the most famous creepypasta characters into a homo. I have nothing against homosexuals, but, THIS.... NOOOO!!!
But, Slenderman says he saved the worst punishment for last for this person. Then, some time traveler comes to stop Slenderman. Wait, what, why, how, when, where? Is this a joke? I don't get it. At all. Then, Slenderman shows the guy the fanfic and then he changes his mind and lets Slenderman do what he wants. Guess what he does. He places LEGOs everywhere so the author steps on them. Fuck. This. Fanfiction. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Luis Lopez:
Despite being a possible sex addict.
Luis is a very calm person, rarely showing his emotions. And is the voice of reason for every other character of BOGT game.
Luis also dosen't fully enjoy his criminal lifestyle.
On some occasions Luis expresses the choice of getting REAL jobs..
Johnny Klobitz:
Johnny is a realist.
He knows he is a bad person, and won't deny that he kills and steals on a daily routine.
But he also has more limits then Billy Grey, the traitor of the game.
Billy, within 15 minutes of his release from prison brings back the war against the angels of death, when Johnny tried so hard to make them finally have a trouce.
Niko Bellic:
An angry war veteran.
Who besides his soft side.
Is someone you shouldn't even LOOK at the wrong way.
He kills without remorse.
His anger is a loose cannon, that won't take much to be lite.
And he knows how to use a weapon, and can kick ass with it..
Despite being a possible sex addict.
Luis is a very calm person, rarely showing his emotions. And is the voice of reason for every other character of BOGT game.
Luis also dosen't fully enjoy his criminal lifestyle.
On some occasions Luis expresses the choice of getting REAL jobs..
Johnny Klobitz:
Johnny is a realist.
He knows he is a bad person, and won't deny that he kills and steals on a daily routine.
But he also has more limits then Billy Grey, the traitor of the game.
Billy, within 15 minutes of his release from prison brings back the war against the angels of death, when Johnny tried so hard to make them finally have a trouce.
Niko Bellic:
An angry war veteran.
Who besides his soft side.
Is someone you shouldn't even LOOK at the wrong way.
He kills without remorse.
His anger is a loose cannon, that won't take much to be lite.
And he knows how to use a weapon, and can kick ass with it..