When you have a Star Wars fanfic, you really don't know if it will be good or bad, but when that Star Wars fanfic is called A Nude Hope... Well, what the hell do you think its going to be.
So we start with Luke going to the bathroom, when Leia... Or Leah as the fanfic calls her, walks in wearing a bath towel... This can only end the way bad fanfictions do. So, Leah thinks like a pervert, like all fanfiction characters do, and decides to have sex with Luke. Let me remind you that Luke and Leia are brother and sister. Grossed out yet. Don't worry, you'll get more grossed out soon after. So, after that, they go to the bedroom to fuck some more. When they do, they hearing a growling sound and find it's Chewbacca, who was jerking off to them, and then he joins in on the sex. My God, what is it with fanfics with these disgusting sex scenes.
Anyway, we cut to Han Solo. Thankfully, he is not a perverted asshole, which is actually weird, because I expected him more then anyone else because he was kind of a jerk in the movies, though he was still my favorite character. He was my favorite character in the film and he is my favorite character here.
Anyway, he plans to actually marry Leah...... I actually cheered at the sight of those words. Finally, a fanfic character who isn't some psychotic, annoying, boring, sex addicted asshole. My prayers have finally been answered. Sadly, this character doesn't last long as he sees Leah having sex with Luke and Chewy, so he kills himself due to depression. Goddamn it, and like that, my prayers are taken away.
So, right after he dies, C3PO freaks out and blows up and dies... Why??? Oh, and Dash comes on board the Millennium Falcon... And no, not Rainbow Dash, thank God.
So, after Dash, Luke, and Leah have sex, it turns out that Dash is an assassin and murders Luke and Leah. After the fact that they killed a likable character and were only interested in sex, I really don't give a fuck.
And there it is, and wow it sucks. I is probably worse then anything the Star Wars prequels could do. At least they didn't kill off favorite characters and show us constant sex. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So we start with Luke going to the bathroom, when Leia... Or Leah as the fanfic calls her, walks in wearing a bath towel... This can only end the way bad fanfictions do. So, Leah thinks like a pervert, like all fanfiction characters do, and decides to have sex with Luke. Let me remind you that Luke and Leia are brother and sister. Grossed out yet. Don't worry, you'll get more grossed out soon after. So, after that, they go to the bedroom to fuck some more. When they do, they hearing a growling sound and find it's Chewbacca, who was jerking off to them, and then he joins in on the sex. My God, what is it with fanfics with these disgusting sex scenes.
Anyway, we cut to Han Solo. Thankfully, he is not a perverted asshole, which is actually weird, because I expected him more then anyone else because he was kind of a jerk in the movies, though he was still my favorite character. He was my favorite character in the film and he is my favorite character here.
Anyway, he plans to actually marry Leah...... I actually cheered at the sight of those words. Finally, a fanfic character who isn't some psychotic, annoying, boring, sex addicted asshole. My prayers have finally been answered. Sadly, this character doesn't last long as he sees Leah having sex with Luke and Chewy, so he kills himself due to depression. Goddamn it, and like that, my prayers are taken away.
So, right after he dies, C3PO freaks out and blows up and dies... Why??? Oh, and Dash comes on board the Millennium Falcon... And no, not Rainbow Dash, thank God.
So, after Dash, Luke, and Leah have sex, it turns out that Dash is an assassin and murders Luke and Leah. After the fact that they killed a likable character and were only interested in sex, I really don't give a fuck.
And there it is, and wow it sucks. I is probably worse then anything the Star Wars prequels could do. At least they didn't kill off favorite characters and show us constant sex. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take