(Door bell rings) (Nick opens door)
Joe: Hey, you mind if I steal-
Nick: Go away, hipster (Shuts door)
Joe: ...... Well fuck you, too
Cody: (Watching TV) Who was that
Nick: Another damn hipster wanting to steal my soul. I knew that's how they created more
Cory: Hey, guys, do you know that there are a bunch of robbers going around robbing banks just like you two
Nick: WHAT? Now we got competition.
Cory: Pretty much
Nick: Well, fuck that, come on Cody
Cody: Well, the football game is about to come on, and you know I love seeing guys ram into each other
Cory: Football? Hot damn (Sits on couch)
Nick: Okay, fine, I'll go shot guys in the face by myself.
Alice: Did someone say something about shooting guys in the face
Nick: Actually, I'll take Alice with me
Cody: Wait. Your taking Alice. I change my mind, I'll go
Nick: Too late (Shuts door as he and Alice walks out)
Cody: What does Nick see in that bitch that no one else does
Cory: Well, she has a great sense of humor, is friendly, has a tendency to be a little crazy, which makes her more enjoyable, is real cute, has a great personality, can operate any kind of weapon-
Cody: Okay, I get it. Fuck.
(Later)
Nick: (Drinks coffee) Why did I buy this
Alice: Helps with a stakeout
Nick: Oh right
Alice: (Sees robbers get out of bank) there they are
Nick: Awesome: Lets go (throws coffee out window and hits passerby, making him scream as the coffee burns him) (Nick and Alice walk into bank wearing ski masks)
Robber 1: Okay, everyone get down on the fucking ground
Banker: I must admit, they seem more professional then the last bank robbers. Those last ones actually slipped on the floor and argued.
Nick: (Tries to kick open door, only breaking the glass on it) Shit
Alice: (Opens door)
Nick: Okay, now you two, get out of here. Were the bank robbers of this town and we don't want no competition
Robber 2: Are you kidding, we got more in the van outside
Nick: Oh really
(Later)
(Nick and Alice get into car covered in blood)
Nick: Alice, that was awesome. I've never seen anyone blow someone's head up just by punching them in the face
Alice: Oh, well when you're in a secret organization for a few years, you learn a thing or two
Nick: And I have to say, you look amazing just covered in the blood of a bunch of douche bag bank robbers
Alice: (Giggles)
(Later)
Cody: (Notices its nightfall) For fucks sake, what's taking those two so long
Cory: I don't know. Now be quiet. I want to see what happens in the football game
Announcer on TV: And it appears Michael Aymes for the New Orleans Arsonists is heading for the goal. But wait, here comes Simon Teals for the Detroit Butchers. And he jumps at Aymes, making his head turn in a way that seems impossible. Yes, and Teals has the ball and... Why yes, it appears Aymes is dead. I repeat, Aymes is fucking dead. What a show. you can't get live television violence like this unless your watching Prison Football LIVE
Cody: did those two die or something
(Meanwhile)
(Car shakes in an odd way)
(Later)
(Cody and Cory sleeping on couch as TV is on) (Nick and Alice walk into the house and shut the door) (Cody and Cory wake up)
Cody: huh... Where the fuck were you two
Nick: Oh, no where
Cody: ...why are you two smiling like that. What did you two do
Nick: What didn't we do
Alice: (Giggles)
Nick: For three hours straight
Alice: well, three hours and ten minutes
Cody: what do you me- (Realization) OH MY GOD!!! (Grabs Cory's shirt collar) IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED!!! RUN AWAY!!! (Screams and jumps out window)
Cory: ... Seriously though, where were you guys. You missed the game. Those New Orleans got murdered... literally
Joe: Hey, you mind if I steal-
Nick: Go away, hipster (Shuts door)
Joe: ...... Well fuck you, too
Cody: (Watching TV) Who was that
Nick: Another damn hipster wanting to steal my soul. I knew that's how they created more
Cory: Hey, guys, do you know that there are a bunch of robbers going around robbing banks just like you two
Nick: WHAT? Now we got competition.
Cory: Pretty much
Nick: Well, fuck that, come on Cody
Cody: Well, the football game is about to come on, and you know I love seeing guys ram into each other
Cory: Football? Hot damn (Sits on couch)
Nick: Okay, fine, I'll go shot guys in the face by myself.
Alice: Did someone say something about shooting guys in the face
Nick: Actually, I'll take Alice with me
Cody: Wait. Your taking Alice. I change my mind, I'll go
Nick: Too late (Shuts door as he and Alice walks out)
Cody: What does Nick see in that bitch that no one else does
Cory: Well, she has a great sense of humor, is friendly, has a tendency to be a little crazy, which makes her more enjoyable, is real cute, has a great personality, can operate any kind of weapon-
Cody: Okay, I get it. Fuck.
(Later)
Nick: (Drinks coffee) Why did I buy this
Alice: Helps with a stakeout
Nick: Oh right
Alice: (Sees robbers get out of bank) there they are
Nick: Awesome: Lets go (throws coffee out window and hits passerby, making him scream as the coffee burns him) (Nick and Alice walk into bank wearing ski masks)
Robber 1: Okay, everyone get down on the fucking ground
Banker: I must admit, they seem more professional then the last bank robbers. Those last ones actually slipped on the floor and argued.
Nick: (Tries to kick open door, only breaking the glass on it) Shit
Alice: (Opens door)
Nick: Okay, now you two, get out of here. Were the bank robbers of this town and we don't want no competition
Robber 2: Are you kidding, we got more in the van outside
Nick: Oh really
(Later)
(Nick and Alice get into car covered in blood)
Nick: Alice, that was awesome. I've never seen anyone blow someone's head up just by punching them in the face
Alice: Oh, well when you're in a secret organization for a few years, you learn a thing or two
Nick: And I have to say, you look amazing just covered in the blood of a bunch of douche bag bank robbers
Alice: (Giggles)
(Later)
Cody: (Notices its nightfall) For fucks sake, what's taking those two so long
Cory: I don't know. Now be quiet. I want to see what happens in the football game
Announcer on TV: And it appears Michael Aymes for the New Orleans Arsonists is heading for the goal. But wait, here comes Simon Teals for the Detroit Butchers. And he jumps at Aymes, making his head turn in a way that seems impossible. Yes, and Teals has the ball and... Why yes, it appears Aymes is dead. I repeat, Aymes is fucking dead. What a show. you can't get live television violence like this unless your watching Prison Football LIVE
Cody: did those two die or something
(Meanwhile)
(Car shakes in an odd way)
(Later)
(Cody and Cory sleeping on couch as TV is on) (Nick and Alice walk into the house and shut the door) (Cody and Cory wake up)
Cody: huh... Where the fuck were you two
Nick: Oh, no where
Cody: ...why are you two smiling like that. What did you two do
Nick: What didn't we do
Alice: (Giggles)
Nick: For three hours straight
Alice: well, three hours and ten minutes
Cody: what do you me- (Realization) OH MY GOD!!! (Grabs Cory's shirt collar) IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED!!! RUN AWAY!!! (Screams and jumps out window)
Cory: ... Seriously though, where were you guys. You missed the game. Those New Orleans got murdered... literally