Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, I will be talking about the sequel to Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. That game would be Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. This game is shorter then the original, but still, in my opinion, more fun. In this game, you play as Link (Duh) and try to go through four temples in exactly three days before a Skull Kid, possessed by Majora's Mask, destroys the city of Termina with the moon. Now, what makes this game real fun are the bosses. Lets take a look at them. Also, I will be including mini-bosses, since they also have a cutscene, unlike the ones in other Legend of Zelda Games
(Warning: Spoilers)
Boss: Gekko
Status: Mini-Boss
This guy was actually pretty easy.. at first. All you do it shoot him with arrows, nothing much until he mounts a deadly turtle, so now, you got to do more then just shoot him. I admit, this was a good first challenge, but he really didn't need to be recycled for a second mini-boss
Score: 7/10
Boss: Odolwa
Status: Boss
This guy is actually pretty hard for a first level boss. His sword attack can take off only half a heart, but he has a lot more health then Gohma from Ocarina of Time. I just wish all first level bosses were as hard as him. He isn't really that hard, but he is pretty difficult by first boss standards
Score: 8/10
Boss: Wizrobe
Status: Mini-Boss
What the fuck is this. This guy is a complete joke. He doesn't even deserve to be a mini-boss. All he does is teleport. Thats... it. And what's worse is that you fight him FOUR TIMES IN THE FUCKING GAME!!! And some of you may be thinking the fights get better as you continue through the game.......... they don't
Score: 3/10
Boss: Goht
Status: Boss
Now this is probably one of my favorite bosses in the Zelda series. This guy runs around the arena and not only that, he shoots electricity at you, throws rocks, makes stalactites fall, and even drops bombs. It's pretty hard, but god, is it awesome
Score: 9/10
Boss: Wart
Status: Mini-Boss. For a mini-boss, this guy is actually the hardest boss in the entire game. Even harder then the final boss. This guy also takes forever just to damage, since he is protected from hundreds of pink balls, so this fight may take a while. Better play the Inverted Song of Time to slow down that damn moon, because this fight will take a while
Score: 6/10
Boss: Gyorg
Status: Boss
Oh... my... God... And I thought Morpha from Ocarina of Time was the worst water level boss. This fucking thing is the biggest troll in any Zelda game. Whenever you try to get to dry land for safety, no matter how close you think you are, this fucker comes out of nowhere and eats you, which does lots of damage. Also, once you get him to half health, he makes the fight more annoying by adding these little fish to stun you, so he can eat you. Fuck this boss, and fuck the Great Bay Temple for putting me through a very confusing hell
Score: 1/10
Boss: Igos du Ikana
Status: Mini-Boss
Believe it or not, this next temple actually has three mini-bosses. Thankfully, there all pretty cool. So, here is the first one. Igos is a huge skeleton king that forces his two Stalfos soldiers to attack you, and the only way to kill them is by knocking them onto the ground, and then reflecting light onto them. Once there dead, Igos will then attack. He is much harder, since he can breathe ice ad throw his head at you. Just do what you did to his guards and this should be no problem
Score: 7/10
Boss: Garo Master
Status: Mini-Boss
This boss is actually a ninja ghost... Do I really need to continue... Okay, I guess I do. This guy tries to kill you with his swords, and fire, and he can also teleport to attack you from behind. Also, when you kill him, he just kills himself... Well, I guess its that honor stuff or something
Score: 8/10
Boss: Gomess
Status: Mini-Boss
This guy is the last and pretty much the most awesome mini-boss in the game. He can use his super long scythe to hit you and can send hoards of bats after you. Also, this guy is a at ghost... Thought I should point that out. Also, his bats drop magic jars, so if your running low on magic, this comes in handy
Score: 9/10
Boss: Twinmold
Status: Boss
This thing is two giant worms that try to crush you. Sadly, these two are the easiest bosses in the game. But, they make up for that by letting you use the giants mask and you can turn super giant and just hack at them with your sword. Easy and short, yes, but still fun as hell
Score: 8/10
Boss: Majora's Mask
Status: Final Boss
After you get through all four temples, you meet Majora inside the moon, and there you get to fight him. Here, you meet his first form, which is just a mask with tentacles. You have to shoot the back with arrows, however, that's easier said then done, because he always keeps his eye on you. Once you damage him enough, he will get four other masks to help and he will begin shooting lasers at you which you will need to reflect back at him. This is pretty cool, but it gets better later on
Score: 8/10
Boss: Majora's Incarnation
Status: Final Boss
This has to be the weirdest thing I've seen not just in a Zelda game, but any game period. However, after your done saying "What.... The.... Fuck" due to how odd it is, you will then be saying "WHAT THE FUCK" because the little bastard doesn't hold still for more then a second, so it will take a while to actually touch him
Score: 4/10
Boss: Majora's Wraith
Status: Final Boss
This thing is pretty hard. He has more health and now he can hit you from anywhere in the arena. So, you will have to use all sorts of tactics such as blocking and shooting arrows and timing these just right, because if your not careful, you will die in seconds. This is pretty good, actually, because this shows that bad things happen if you aren't patient. So, for those younger, be more patient, otherwise, this boss will grab you with his tentacle hands and kill you in seconds
Score: 10/10
So, that was the bosses for Majora's Mask. And you know what... I like this game more then Ocarina of Time (I'm going to get assassinated for that). Anyway, the boss for this article is Majora's Mask for being real fun, and allowing you to use your skill well, yet sparingly. So, that's it for this article. I will see you guys next time on Boss Bits
(Warning: Spoilers)
Boss: Gekko
Status: Mini-Boss
This guy was actually pretty easy.. at first. All you do it shoot him with arrows, nothing much until he mounts a deadly turtle, so now, you got to do more then just shoot him. I admit, this was a good first challenge, but he really didn't need to be recycled for a second mini-boss
Score: 7/10
Boss: Odolwa
Status: Boss
This guy is actually pretty hard for a first level boss. His sword attack can take off only half a heart, but he has a lot more health then Gohma from Ocarina of Time. I just wish all first level bosses were as hard as him. He isn't really that hard, but he is pretty difficult by first boss standards
Score: 8/10
Boss: Wizrobe
Status: Mini-Boss
What the fuck is this. This guy is a complete joke. He doesn't even deserve to be a mini-boss. All he does is teleport. Thats... it. And what's worse is that you fight him FOUR TIMES IN THE FUCKING GAME!!! And some of you may be thinking the fights get better as you continue through the game.......... they don't
Score: 3/10
Boss: Goht
Status: Boss
Now this is probably one of my favorite bosses in the Zelda series. This guy runs around the arena and not only that, he shoots electricity at you, throws rocks, makes stalactites fall, and even drops bombs. It's pretty hard, but god, is it awesome
Score: 9/10
Boss: Wart
Status: Mini-Boss. For a mini-boss, this guy is actually the hardest boss in the entire game. Even harder then the final boss. This guy also takes forever just to damage, since he is protected from hundreds of pink balls, so this fight may take a while. Better play the Inverted Song of Time to slow down that damn moon, because this fight will take a while
Score: 6/10
Boss: Gyorg
Status: Boss
Oh... my... God... And I thought Morpha from Ocarina of Time was the worst water level boss. This fucking thing is the biggest troll in any Zelda game. Whenever you try to get to dry land for safety, no matter how close you think you are, this fucker comes out of nowhere and eats you, which does lots of damage. Also, once you get him to half health, he makes the fight more annoying by adding these little fish to stun you, so he can eat you. Fuck this boss, and fuck the Great Bay Temple for putting me through a very confusing hell
Score: 1/10
Boss: Igos du Ikana
Status: Mini-Boss
Believe it or not, this next temple actually has three mini-bosses. Thankfully, there all pretty cool. So, here is the first one. Igos is a huge skeleton king that forces his two Stalfos soldiers to attack you, and the only way to kill them is by knocking them onto the ground, and then reflecting light onto them. Once there dead, Igos will then attack. He is much harder, since he can breathe ice ad throw his head at you. Just do what you did to his guards and this should be no problem
Score: 7/10
Boss: Garo Master
Status: Mini-Boss
This boss is actually a ninja ghost... Do I really need to continue... Okay, I guess I do. This guy tries to kill you with his swords, and fire, and he can also teleport to attack you from behind. Also, when you kill him, he just kills himself... Well, I guess its that honor stuff or something
Score: 8/10
Boss: Gomess
Status: Mini-Boss
This guy is the last and pretty much the most awesome mini-boss in the game. He can use his super long scythe to hit you and can send hoards of bats after you. Also, this guy is a at ghost... Thought I should point that out. Also, his bats drop magic jars, so if your running low on magic, this comes in handy
Score: 9/10
Boss: Twinmold
Status: Boss
This thing is two giant worms that try to crush you. Sadly, these two are the easiest bosses in the game. But, they make up for that by letting you use the giants mask and you can turn super giant and just hack at them with your sword. Easy and short, yes, but still fun as hell
Score: 8/10
Boss: Majora's Mask
Status: Final Boss
After you get through all four temples, you meet Majora inside the moon, and there you get to fight him. Here, you meet his first form, which is just a mask with tentacles. You have to shoot the back with arrows, however, that's easier said then done, because he always keeps his eye on you. Once you damage him enough, he will get four other masks to help and he will begin shooting lasers at you which you will need to reflect back at him. This is pretty cool, but it gets better later on
Score: 8/10
Boss: Majora's Incarnation
Status: Final Boss
This has to be the weirdest thing I've seen not just in a Zelda game, but any game period. However, after your done saying "What.... The.... Fuck" due to how odd it is, you will then be saying "WHAT THE FUCK" because the little bastard doesn't hold still for more then a second, so it will take a while to actually touch him
Score: 4/10
Boss: Majora's Wraith
Status: Final Boss
This thing is pretty hard. He has more health and now he can hit you from anywhere in the arena. So, you will have to use all sorts of tactics such as blocking and shooting arrows and timing these just right, because if your not careful, you will die in seconds. This is pretty good, actually, because this shows that bad things happen if you aren't patient. So, for those younger, be more patient, otherwise, this boss will grab you with his tentacle hands and kill you in seconds
Score: 10/10
So, that was the bosses for Majora's Mask. And you know what... I like this game more then Ocarina of Time (I'm going to get assassinated for that). Anyway, the boss for this article is Majora's Mask for being real fun, and allowing you to use your skill well, yet sparingly. So, that's it for this article. I will see you guys next time on Boss Bits
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