Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident
Prologue
Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you
???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends
Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)
???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy
January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room
Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker Guy
Wind Waker Guy- Goddamn it. Not you again
Kebora Gebora- I have urgent news
Wind Waker Guy- I know. Pull the handle to open the fridge. Thank you and good bye
Kebora Gebora- No not that. It-its Chuck
Wind Waker Guy- You mean our Chuck. Chuck Norris
Kebora Gebora- Yes. He-Hes been arrested
Wind Waker Guy- What for
Kebora Gebora- ... Murder
Wind Waker Guy- WHAT!!!
Kebora Gebora- Yes. I read it in the news paper. It said that he was at the Tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse when the murder occurred. Said that the victim had his guts spilled out all over the warehouse floor. He is now being held at the Detention Center.
Wind Waker Guy- Well, he could just Round-House Kick his way out. Problem so-
Kebora Gebora- He can't. The Detention Center is based around reality. It is impossible for him to break out
Wind Waker Guy- Well, I guess I should go see him
Kebora Gebora- Alright then. Oh, one more thing
Wind Waker Guy- What
Kebora Gebora- Turn the knob and pull to open a door
Wind Waker Guy-...
Phone- Beep
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Chuck in jail for murder? Goodness, I hope it was a troll he killed
January 19
Detention Center
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) I hope Chuck isn't to upset
Chuck- Oh, Wind Waker Guy. Thank God your here
Wind Waker Guy- Yeah me too. So who did you kill. Please be a troll
Chuck- No. I didn't kill anyone
Wind Waker Guy- ...No dead troll, no chance of me staying here. See you later
Chuck- No wait. You got to help me
Wind Waker Guy- Okay, so tell me what happened. Why were you at the warehouse
Chuck- I went there to buy some fish
Wind Waker Guy- At night
Chuck- I was hungry and I felt like eating fish
Wind Waker Guy- Is there something your not telling me
Chuck- No
Wind Waker Guy- Okay. So, what about the guy that was killed
Chuck- Oh, you mean Detective Cole
Wind Waker Guy- You seem to know some about him
Chuck- Yeah, I was his old partner
Wind Waker Guy- WHAT!!! REALLY
Chuck- Yeah, before he kicked me off the team. Since then, I never spoke about him. Not until I realized he was dead
Wind Waker Guy- I see. But if you were there, and you weren't the killer, then you must have seen the real killer
Chuck- No. It was too dark
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Why is this stuff never simple. (Speaking) Well, don't you worry, Mr. Norris. I'll see to it that you are found innocent
Chuck- Oh thank God. I hope you can do it
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Saying 'I know you can do it' is a LITTLE more helpful, don't you think, Chuck
Chuck- I'll see you tomorrow
Wind Waker Guy- Tomorrow
Chuck- Yeah. My case starts tomorrow. Aren't you going to be my lawyer
Wind Waker Guy- WHAT!!! ME BE YOUR LAWYER!!! I CAN'T DO THAT!!! I'M NOT A LAWYER!!!
Chuck- But you must at least try
Wind Waker Guy- Fine. I'll collect all the evidence I can and call the judge to set me up as your lawyer
Chuck- Oh, thanks. I can always count on you
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Your Chuck Norris. You shouldn't count on anyone else but yourself
Chuck- Well, good luck
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Might as well check the warehouse
January 19
Tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse
Wind Waker Guy- This is definitely a fishing warehouse. It reeks, too
Tetra- Hello, welcome to Tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse
Wind Waker Guy- Oh, hello. I'm Wind Waker Guy
Tetra- Why hello there. I'm Tetra. Owner of Tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse. Heck, my names in the title
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) No crap (Speaking) So I was wondering if you could answer a few questions
Tetra- Okay. Shoot
Wind Waker Guy- Were you here on the night of the murder
Tetra- I am assuming that you are talking about the murder that took place here. Well, yes. I was in my office on the second floor. It has a window so I could look down to the first floor. I was finishing up, when I heard people talking. I guess they thought the place was closed. I knew I shouldn't leave the doors open so much. Anyway, They seemed to be talking for a while. Then suddenly, one of them killed the other. They then left something on the ground. After the person left, I went there and saw what they left
Wind Waker Guy- What was it
Tetra. Sorry, but a prosecutor came by today and already took it. But it was a note. Don't remember what it said though
Wind Waker Guy- Well, did you see who the killer was
Tetra- Sorry, but it was too dark
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Again, why isn't this simple. (Speaking) Do you mind if I have a look around
Tetra- Not at all
Wind Waker Guy- Hey, what's this behind that crate. I-It looks like something pink. I can't tell what it is, though. There are over a thousand pink things in the world. I guess this could come in handy. What's this on the ground. What the- Its a Chaos Emerald. This sort of thing is worth a fortune. I could sell it and- No, this is important. But then again, it would be a lot of cash. No, I promised Chuck I would help him. I'll need to stay focused... Then again. Well, that looks like all of the evidence that I can gather up here. Miss Tetra
Tetra- Yes
Wind Waker Guy- Are you sure you were the only other person here
Tetra. Well... now that you mention it, there was one of my newer workers here. he usually likes to hang around the Town Square. You'll know he is my worker because he wears a pirate uniform
Wind Waker Guy- Well thank you Miss Tetra (Thinking) I guess I should go an meet this pirate fellow
January 19
Town Square
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Damn. I missed him. (Speaking) Excuse me, miss. Have you seen a man dressed like a pirate
Random Pony- I'm sorry?
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Wow. A pony. Never thought I'd actually talk to one
Random Pony- Well... Yes I-I did
Wind Waker Guy- You seem really nervous
Random Pony- Its just that...well...you look like someone famous
Wind Waker Guy- Well, I do have a Internet story series
Random Pony- Thats exactly what the famous person you look like is famous for
Wind Waker Guy- Well (Thinking) I'm afraid something loud is going to come out of her mouth (Speaking) my name is Wind Waker Guy
Random Pony- Huh. WIND WAKER GUY!!! AAAHHHHHHH!!! I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN
Wind Waker Guy-...What
Random Pony- Oh my goodness, Mr Wind Waker Guy. Your so amazing. Everything you do, I love. I can't control myself when ever you make your funny jokes. OH MY GOSH. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!My name is Happy Yappy
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) That name seems appropriate
Happy Yappy- I am your biggest fan
Wind Waker Guy- Really
Happy Yappy- Yes, indeedy, Mr. Wind Waker Guy
Wind Waker Guy- But how could a pony become my biggest fan
Happy Yappy- Because your super funny. And your really cool. And also...to be honest... your kind of handsome
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) I would be irritated to hear that from a pony, but she does seem to like my stuff. Plus, I am pretty attractive. (Speaking) So, about that pirate guy
Happy Yappy- Oh, yes. I'll show you where he went
January 19
City Tavern
Wind Waker Guy- Did you just happen to fallow the guy here
Happy Yappy- No, I just fallowed his foot-prints
Wind Waker Guy- I didn't see any foot-prints
Happy Yappy- Well, then. I guess that means I just play a lot more Phoenix Wright then you
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) She plays Phoenix Wright more then me. Well, she can't say the same for Legend of Zelda
Happy Yappy- Anyway, he seems to have been tracking mud around the Tavern. I bet this will lead us to his room
Wind Waker Guy- Yeah. Wait, WE?
Happy Yappy- Well, yeah. You can't be expected to get this case solved all by yourself, can you
Wind Waker Guy- I was hoping I would actually
January 19
City Tavern Room 129
Wind Waker Guy- Excuse me, sir
???- ...
Wind Waker Guy- Sir
???-...
Happy Yappy- That won't work. You got to do more then that. Try this. HEY BUB!!! WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
Wind Waker Guy- Why did you do that
Happy Yappy- Did you think that asking the way you did would have worked
Guybrush- What
Wind Waker Guy- You must be Tetra's employee
Guybrush- Yes. I'm Guybrush Theepwood. The greatest pirate ever. Or at least I was until I started working there
Wind Waker Guy- Well, I am under the impression that you witnessed a murder last night at the warehouse
Guybrush-...What
Wind Waker Guy- Tetra said you witnessed the murder at the warehouse
Guybrush- That Tetra. Always so dimwitted. I was never at the warehouse. She is mistaking me for someone else. now, I suggest you leave. And take your deformed horse with you
Happy Yappy- Who you calling deformed, you little-
Wind Waker Guy- Happy Yappy, we should go now
January 19
Town Square
Wind Waker Guy- Maybe I should get someone who knows what there doing. I'm not cut out for this attorney stuff
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy, What about this
Wind Waker Guy- What is this? It looks like a letter. "Dear Guybrush. Thank you for taking the evening to help me with my work. I will see to it that you get that raise you wanted so badly. Signed Tetra". This does look important
Happy Yappy- I also found this
Wind Waker Guy- It is an advertisement for a flea market
Happy Yappy- But why is the word 'boat' circled
Wind Waker Guy- now that you mention it, it does seem a little strange. I got a hand it to you Happy, you are pretty useful
Happy Yappy- Really? You think so
Wind Waker Guy- Sure. I'd say your some what likable
Happy Yappy- ...I think I'm going to faint
Wind Waker Guy- Well, I'd say we get to bed and-
???- CUPCAKES!!! GET YOUR CUPCAKES HERE
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) I only know one person who would be selling cupcakes
Pinkie Pie- Hey there
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) And the winner is... me
Pinkie Pie- Would you and your friend like to buy a cupcake
Wind Waker Guy- No thank you (Thinking) After seeing a pink pony, I think I have more important things to think about then a snack
Happy Yappy- I'll take one
Pinkie Pie- Thank you for buying a cupcake straight from Sugar Cube Corner. Baked by Pinkie Pie. That would be me
Wind Waker Guy- Thats great
Pinkie Pie- It is. Why, I've seen so much every since I came to this town. There was a bunch of little plant creatures running around and there was also so much people wearing this strange knight armor and there was also a man going through pipes and jumping on angry mushrooms and turtles wearing shoes and there was a murder and there was a dragon- an evil dragon- and then there was-
Wind Waker Guy- What was that one you said
Pinkie Pie- The dragon
Wind Waker Guy- No, before that
Pinkie Pie- The murder
Wind Waker Guy- Are you saying you saw a murder
Pinkie Pie- Did I ever
Wind Waker Guy- Did you see anything
Pinkie Pie- Well, I was going for a skip when I saw this man get hacked up by the other. What I did find was this
Wind Waker Guy- Its a bloody axe
Happy Yappy- I think its the murder weapon
Wind Waker Guy- I think you might be right. Miss Pinkie, did you see the killer
Pinkie Pie- Well...
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) It was too dark
Pinkie Pie- It was too dark
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) ding ding ding ding ding ding (Speaking) Well, Miss Pinkie I don't think i need anything from you then what i've already gotten from the other witnesses
Pinkie Pie- Awww, but I was going to talk about the part about how I skipped back home
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) So, It looks like I got everything I need for today. All that awaits is tomorrows trial. I just hope I can keep my promise.
The Warehouse Incident
Prologue
Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you
???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends
Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)
???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy
January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room
Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker Guy
Wind Waker Guy- Goddamn it. Not you again
Kebora Gebora- I have urgent news
Wind Waker Guy- I know. Pull the handle to open the fridge. Thank you and good bye
Kebora Gebora- No not that. It-its Chuck
Wind Waker Guy- You mean our Chuck. Chuck Norris
Kebora Gebora- Yes. He-Hes been arrested
Wind Waker Guy- What for
Kebora Gebora- ... Murder
Wind Waker Guy- WHAT!!!
Kebora Gebora- Yes. I read it in the news paper. It said that he was at the Tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse when the murder occurred. Said that the victim had his guts spilled out all over the warehouse floor. He is now being held at the Detention Center.
Wind Waker Guy- Well, he could just Round-House Kick his way out. Problem so-
Kebora Gebora- He can't. The Detention Center is based around reality. It is impossible for him to break out
Wind Waker Guy- Well, I guess I should go see him
Kebora Gebora- Alright then. Oh, one more thing
Wind Waker Guy- What
Kebora Gebora- Turn the knob and pull to open a door
Wind Waker Guy-...
Phone- Beep
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Chuck in jail for murder? Goodness, I hope it was a troll he killed
January 19
Detention Center
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) I hope Chuck isn't to upset
Chuck- Oh, Wind Waker Guy. Thank God your here
Wind Waker Guy- Yeah me too. So who did you kill. Please be a troll
Chuck- No. I didn't kill anyone
Wind Waker Guy- ...No dead troll, no chance of me staying here. See you later
Chuck- No wait. You got to help me
Wind Waker Guy- Okay, so tell me what happened. Why were you at the warehouse
Chuck- I went there to buy some fish
Wind Waker Guy- At night
Chuck- I was hungry and I felt like eating fish
Wind Waker Guy- Is there something your not telling me
Chuck- No
Wind Waker Guy- Okay. So, what about the guy that was killed
Chuck- Oh, you mean Detective Cole
Wind Waker Guy- You seem to know some about him
Chuck- Yeah, I was his old partner
Wind Waker Guy- WHAT!!! REALLY
Chuck- Yeah, before he kicked me off the team. Since then, I never spoke about him. Not until I realized he was dead
Wind Waker Guy- I see. But if you were there, and you weren't the killer, then you must have seen the real killer
Chuck- No. It was too dark
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Why is this stuff never simple. (Speaking) Well, don't you worry, Mr. Norris. I'll see to it that you are found innocent
Chuck- Oh thank God. I hope you can do it
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Saying 'I know you can do it' is a LITTLE more helpful, don't you think, Chuck
Chuck- I'll see you tomorrow
Wind Waker Guy- Tomorrow
Chuck- Yeah. My case starts tomorrow. Aren't you going to be my lawyer
Wind Waker Guy- WHAT!!! ME BE YOUR LAWYER!!! I CAN'T DO THAT!!! I'M NOT A LAWYER!!!
Chuck- But you must at least try
Wind Waker Guy- Fine. I'll collect all the evidence I can and call the judge to set me up as your lawyer
Chuck- Oh, thanks. I can always count on you
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Your Chuck Norris. You shouldn't count on anyone else but yourself
Chuck- Well, good luck
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Might as well check the warehouse
January 19
Tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse
Wind Waker Guy- This is definitely a fishing warehouse. It reeks, too
Tetra- Hello, welcome to Tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse
Wind Waker Guy- Oh, hello. I'm Wind Waker Guy
Tetra- Why hello there. I'm Tetra. Owner of Tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse. Heck, my names in the title
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) No crap (Speaking) So I was wondering if you could answer a few questions
Tetra- Okay. Shoot
Wind Waker Guy- Were you here on the night of the murder
Tetra- I am assuming that you are talking about the murder that took place here. Well, yes. I was in my office on the second floor. It has a window so I could look down to the first floor. I was finishing up, when I heard people talking. I guess they thought the place was closed. I knew I shouldn't leave the doors open so much. Anyway, They seemed to be talking for a while. Then suddenly, one of them killed the other. They then left something on the ground. After the person left, I went there and saw what they left
Wind Waker Guy- What was it
Tetra. Sorry, but a prosecutor came by today and already took it. But it was a note. Don't remember what it said though
Wind Waker Guy- Well, did you see who the killer was
Tetra- Sorry, but it was too dark
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Again, why isn't this simple. (Speaking) Do you mind if I have a look around
Tetra- Not at all
Wind Waker Guy- Hey, what's this behind that crate. I-It looks like something pink. I can't tell what it is, though. There are over a thousand pink things in the world. I guess this could come in handy. What's this on the ground. What the- Its a Chaos Emerald. This sort of thing is worth a fortune. I could sell it and- No, this is important. But then again, it would be a lot of cash. No, I promised Chuck I would help him. I'll need to stay focused... Then again. Well, that looks like all of the evidence that I can gather up here. Miss Tetra
Tetra- Yes
Wind Waker Guy- Are you sure you were the only other person here
Tetra. Well... now that you mention it, there was one of my newer workers here. he usually likes to hang around the Town Square. You'll know he is my worker because he wears a pirate uniform
Wind Waker Guy- Well thank you Miss Tetra (Thinking) I guess I should go an meet this pirate fellow
January 19
Town Square
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Damn. I missed him. (Speaking) Excuse me, miss. Have you seen a man dressed like a pirate
Random Pony- I'm sorry?
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Wow. A pony. Never thought I'd actually talk to one
Random Pony- Well... Yes I-I did
Wind Waker Guy- You seem really nervous
Random Pony- Its just that...well...you look like someone famous
Wind Waker Guy- Well, I do have a Internet story series
Random Pony- Thats exactly what the famous person you look like is famous for
Wind Waker Guy- Well (Thinking) I'm afraid something loud is going to come out of her mouth (Speaking) my name is Wind Waker Guy
Random Pony- Huh. WIND WAKER GUY!!! AAAHHHHHHH!!! I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN
Wind Waker Guy-...What
Random Pony- Oh my goodness, Mr Wind Waker Guy. Your so amazing. Everything you do, I love. I can't control myself when ever you make your funny jokes. OH MY GOSH. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!My name is Happy Yappy
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) That name seems appropriate
Happy Yappy- I am your biggest fan
Wind Waker Guy- Really
Happy Yappy- Yes, indeedy, Mr. Wind Waker Guy
Wind Waker Guy- But how could a pony become my biggest fan
Happy Yappy- Because your super funny. And your really cool. And also...to be honest... your kind of handsome
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) I would be irritated to hear that from a pony, but she does seem to like my stuff. Plus, I am pretty attractive. (Speaking) So, about that pirate guy
Happy Yappy- Oh, yes. I'll show you where he went
January 19
City Tavern
Wind Waker Guy- Did you just happen to fallow the guy here
Happy Yappy- No, I just fallowed his foot-prints
Wind Waker Guy- I didn't see any foot-prints
Happy Yappy- Well, then. I guess that means I just play a lot more Phoenix Wright then you
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) She plays Phoenix Wright more then me. Well, she can't say the same for Legend of Zelda
Happy Yappy- Anyway, he seems to have been tracking mud around the Tavern. I bet this will lead us to his room
Wind Waker Guy- Yeah. Wait, WE?
Happy Yappy- Well, yeah. You can't be expected to get this case solved all by yourself, can you
Wind Waker Guy- I was hoping I would actually
January 19
City Tavern Room 129
Wind Waker Guy- Excuse me, sir
???- ...
Wind Waker Guy- Sir
???-...
Happy Yappy- That won't work. You got to do more then that. Try this. HEY BUB!!! WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
Wind Waker Guy- Why did you do that
Happy Yappy- Did you think that asking the way you did would have worked
Guybrush- What
Wind Waker Guy- You must be Tetra's employee
Guybrush- Yes. I'm Guybrush Theepwood. The greatest pirate ever. Or at least I was until I started working there
Wind Waker Guy- Well, I am under the impression that you witnessed a murder last night at the warehouse
Guybrush-...What
Wind Waker Guy- Tetra said you witnessed the murder at the warehouse
Guybrush- That Tetra. Always so dimwitted. I was never at the warehouse. She is mistaking me for someone else. now, I suggest you leave. And take your deformed horse with you
Happy Yappy- Who you calling deformed, you little-
Wind Waker Guy- Happy Yappy, we should go now
January 19
Town Square
Wind Waker Guy- Maybe I should get someone who knows what there doing. I'm not cut out for this attorney stuff
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy, What about this
Wind Waker Guy- What is this? It looks like a letter. "Dear Guybrush. Thank you for taking the evening to help me with my work. I will see to it that you get that raise you wanted so badly. Signed Tetra". This does look important
Happy Yappy- I also found this
Wind Waker Guy- It is an advertisement for a flea market
Happy Yappy- But why is the word 'boat' circled
Wind Waker Guy- now that you mention it, it does seem a little strange. I got a hand it to you Happy, you are pretty useful
Happy Yappy- Really? You think so
Wind Waker Guy- Sure. I'd say your some what likable
Happy Yappy- ...I think I'm going to faint
Wind Waker Guy- Well, I'd say we get to bed and-
???- CUPCAKES!!! GET YOUR CUPCAKES HERE
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) I only know one person who would be selling cupcakes
Pinkie Pie- Hey there
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) And the winner is... me
Pinkie Pie- Would you and your friend like to buy a cupcake
Wind Waker Guy- No thank you (Thinking) After seeing a pink pony, I think I have more important things to think about then a snack
Happy Yappy- I'll take one
Pinkie Pie- Thank you for buying a cupcake straight from Sugar Cube Corner. Baked by Pinkie Pie. That would be me
Wind Waker Guy- Thats great
Pinkie Pie- It is. Why, I've seen so much every since I came to this town. There was a bunch of little plant creatures running around and there was also so much people wearing this strange knight armor and there was also a man going through pipes and jumping on angry mushrooms and turtles wearing shoes and there was a murder and there was a dragon- an evil dragon- and then there was-
Wind Waker Guy- What was that one you said
Pinkie Pie- The dragon
Wind Waker Guy- No, before that
Pinkie Pie- The murder
Wind Waker Guy- Are you saying you saw a murder
Pinkie Pie- Did I ever
Wind Waker Guy- Did you see anything
Pinkie Pie- Well, I was going for a skip when I saw this man get hacked up by the other. What I did find was this
Wind Waker Guy- Its a bloody axe
Happy Yappy- I think its the murder weapon
Wind Waker Guy- I think you might be right. Miss Pinkie, did you see the killer
Pinkie Pie- Well...
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) It was too dark
Pinkie Pie- It was too dark
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) ding ding ding ding ding ding (Speaking) Well, Miss Pinkie I don't think i need anything from you then what i've already gotten from the other witnesses
Pinkie Pie- Awww, but I was going to talk about the part about how I skipped back home
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) So, It looks like I got everything I need for today. All that awaits is tomorrows trial. I just hope I can keep my promise.