Bridgette: The strings of my heart
Are a tangled mess
It’s beating so hard, jumping out of my chest!
I tried to fit two men in my soul
I ended up stuck to a pole!
Choir: She got stuck
Should’ve ducked
Worse of luck
Stuck, stuck to a pole
Bridgette: I fell for every little thing that he said
And when I closed my eyes he jumped on his sled
He’s moved on; I’m still stuck in this place
Will someone pour warm water down my face?!
Choir: She got stuck
Should’ve ducked
Worse of luck
Stuck, stuck to a pole
Stuck, stuck, stuck to a pole!
(As you can [probably] tell, all of these lyrics were obtained by myself as I listened to the songs over and over until I got them right. Or almost)
Are a tangled mess
It’s beating so hard, jumping out of my chest!
I tried to fit two men in my soul
I ended up stuck to a pole!
Choir: She got stuck
Should’ve ducked
Worse of luck
Stuck, stuck to a pole
Bridgette: I fell for every little thing that he said
And when I closed my eyes he jumped on his sled
He’s moved on; I’m still stuck in this place
Will someone pour warm water down my face?!
Choir: She got stuck
Should’ve ducked
Worse of luck
Stuck, stuck to a pole
Stuck, stuck, stuck to a pole!
(As you can [probably] tell, all of these lyrics were obtained by myself as I listened to the songs over and over until I got them right. Or almost)
Noah: Keep it down, so I can win the loot!
Owen: Try, I will. But I still got to fart. No, toot!
Noah, Heather: Shhhh!
Heather: Toot on, but your still out of luck. You suck the lemon chuck.
Gwen: Wait till you're voted out for being such a lout!
Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you out the plane!
Alejandro: When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you.
LeShawna: Swimming in your eyes, there's butterflies and suddenly there's nothing I can't do. Sorry, Harold
Lindsay: Wait, something's itching in my brain! Someone's back in the game! My former flame! And Tyler's your name! You're Tyler just the same! Oh, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler back you came.
Tyler: You remember me? She remembers me! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!
Owen: Try, I will. But I still got to fart. No, toot!
Noah, Heather: Shhhh!
Heather: Toot on, but your still out of luck. You suck the lemon chuck.
Gwen: Wait till you're voted out for being such a lout!
Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you out the plane!
Alejandro: When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you.
LeShawna: Swimming in your eyes, there's butterflies and suddenly there's nothing I can't do. Sorry, Harold
Lindsay: Wait, something's itching in my brain! Someone's back in the game! My former flame! And Tyler's your name! You're Tyler just the same! Oh, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler back you came.
Tyler: You remember me? She remembers me! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!
"Episode 1:
Walk Like An Egyptian part 1:
Chris:
Welcome to season three of Total Drama! Right now, 17 contestants are on their way to begin their journey around the world.
(At that moment a bus pulled up and out stepped Gwen, Courtney, Duncan, and Heather)
Gwen: Another day, another season.
(Harold, Noah, and Cody, Noah wearing earplugs to avoid hearing Harold going on about his facts)
Noah:
Thank you earplugs. I never leave home without them.
(Inside the bus, Owen can be heard saying "I can't go out there" and DJ grabs him and brings him out himself)
DJ:
Nothing personal Owen. But this is the only way i can get you off the bus.
Walk Like An Egyptian part 1:
Chris:
Welcome to season three of Total Drama! Right now, 17 contestants are on their way to begin their journey around the world.
(At that moment a bus pulled up and out stepped Gwen, Courtney, Duncan, and Heather)
Gwen: Another day, another season.
(Harold, Noah, and Cody, Noah wearing earplugs to avoid hearing Harold going on about his facts)
Noah:
Thank you earplugs. I never leave home without them.
(Inside the bus, Owen can be heard saying "I can't go out there" and DJ grabs him and brings him out himself)
DJ:
Nothing personal Owen. But this is the only way i can get you off the bus.
Alejandro: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!
Owen: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster thermadore!
Gwen: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!
Courtney: Row harder, faster, both of you. For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy! Yes! Go on, DJ, your turn!
Tyler: Izzy, you're a nut-bar, but you sure can catch a fish!
Izzy: Fish they're fine, you're right kind, to my partner, he's Irish. And if you want the next reel, he's all yours!
Sierra and Cody: Trying our best, Courtney, our arms are getting fried!
Gwen: Courtney, do you see?
Courtney: Could it be? Steer hard starboard side!
Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
DJ: No, you can't catch me, with a sea shanty!
Owen: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster thermadore!
Gwen: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!
Courtney: Row harder, faster, both of you. For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy! Yes! Go on, DJ, your turn!
Tyler: Izzy, you're a nut-bar, but you sure can catch a fish!
Izzy: Fish they're fine, you're right kind, to my partner, he's Irish. And if you want the next reel, he's all yours!
Sierra and Cody: Trying our best, Courtney, our arms are getting fried!
Gwen: Courtney, do you see?
Courtney: Could it be? Steer hard starboard side!
Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
DJ: No, you can't catch me, with a sea shanty!
Noah: Keep it down, so I can win the loot.
Owen: Try I will, but still got to fart. No Toot!
Heather: Shh! Toot on, but you still out of luck, you suck the lemon chuck
Gwen: Wait till you're voted off, for being such a lout
Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you out the plane
Alejandro: When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stop in you, you, you.
LeShawna: Swimming in your eyes, it's butterflies, and suddenly there's nothing I can do. Sorry, Harold.
Lindsay: Wait, somethings itching in my brain. Someone's back in the game. My former flame, and Tyler is your name. You're Tyler! Just the same old Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, back you came.
Tyler: You remember me? She rebembers me. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Owen: Try I will, but still got to fart. No Toot!
Heather: Shh! Toot on, but you still out of luck, you suck the lemon chuck
Gwen: Wait till you're voted off, for being such a lout
Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you out the plane
Alejandro: When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stop in you, you, you.
LeShawna: Swimming in your eyes, it's butterflies, and suddenly there's nothing I can do. Sorry, Harold.
Lindsay: Wait, somethings itching in my brain. Someone's back in the game. My former flame, and Tyler is your name. You're Tyler! Just the same old Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, back you came.
Tyler: You remember me? She rebembers me. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Bridgette: I'm sorry, so sorry.
Sorry like a flower after the first frost.
And I'm sorry, like a mitten that's been dropped and feels so lost.
Oops, I really messed up.
At least I 'fessed up!
Geoff: You didn't 'fess up, you got caught on national TV!
Harold: It's international, Geoff, Total Drama is seen all over the world!
Geoff: Ugh!
Bridgette: But I'm sorry, so sorry.
Sorry like a surfer who's busted her board!
And I'm sorry like the band when they play a wrong chord...
Oops, I really screwed up.
I felt some dude up!
Geoff: International TV, huh? In front of all my friends!
Bridgette: But, I'm sorry, so sorry!
Geoff, I really think you rule.
You're so cute that you make me drool!
And if you give me one more chance...
I'll do my happy, happy dance!
Geoff: You are pretty cute when you dance... aw, no, no!
Bridgette: Geoff, you're the one for me.
And I'm so incredibly, wildly, madly, crazily...
Oh, so completely, infinitely, beyond...
Sorry.
Sorry like a flower after the first frost.
And I'm sorry, like a mitten that's been dropped and feels so lost.
Oops, I really messed up.
At least I 'fessed up!
Geoff: You didn't 'fess up, you got caught on national TV!
Harold: It's international, Geoff, Total Drama is seen all over the world!
Geoff: Ugh!
Bridgette: But I'm sorry, so sorry.
Sorry like a surfer who's busted her board!
And I'm sorry like the band when they play a wrong chord...
Oops, I really screwed up.
I felt some dude up!
Geoff: International TV, huh? In front of all my friends!
Bridgette: But, I'm sorry, so sorry!
Geoff, I really think you rule.
You're so cute that you make me drool!
And if you give me one more chance...
I'll do my happy, happy dance!
Geoff: You are pretty cute when you dance... aw, no, no!
Bridgette: Geoff, you're the one for me.
And I'm so incredibly, wildly, madly, crazily...
Oh, so completely, infinitely, beyond...
Sorry.
*Lindsays diary inte part 2*
AGAIN it's about Tyler I was at the Mall and Tyler was in the sprots section in the mall and I just HAD to go in there so I did but then I got kicked out apparently you can't buy a CUTE pair of yoga pants for free and then tyler came to my rescue and said "Are you ok???" and I said "No but now that you're hear I am" then he asked me out on a date and I said yes and Tommoroww I'm going on a date with Tay.....TYLER! And now I'm so Sidekicked I mean Siked about my date with him
~ From Lindsay (I think)
How do YOU think Lindsays date w/ Tyler is gonna go Find out in part 3 :3 :P c:
AGAIN it's about Tyler I was at the Mall and Tyler was in the sprots section in the mall and I just HAD to go in there so I did but then I got kicked out apparently you can't buy a CUTE pair of yoga pants for free and then tyler came to my rescue and said "Are you ok???" and I said "No but now that you're hear I am" then he asked me out on a date and I said yes and Tommoroww I'm going on a date with Tay.....TYLER! And now I'm so Sidekicked I mean Siked about my date with him
~ From Lindsay (I think)
How do YOU think Lindsays date w/ Tyler is gonna go Find out in part 3 :3 :P c:
Duncan and Gwen's bonding had to ruin Trent and Total Drama.
LYRICS:
Courtney: Boyfriend Hurters (Duncan and Gwen)! I thought y'all are Trent's friends and now both of y'all hurt him like a bunch of monsters from Gremlins!
Alejandro: Boyfriend Hurters! You've hurted Court's boyfriend Trent!
Courtney: Both of y'all are gonna pay! If it's the last thing I do!
Alejandro: That's right!
Courtney: That's right!
Courtney: Both of y'all ruined Total Drama litterly!
Alejandro: And both of y'all treated Trent like a victim to Gwen's love.
Trent: Yeah, Gwen had to hurt me very badly.
Alejandro, Courtney: Boyfriend Hurters!
Courtney: You know what, Duncan and Gwen? I'm not your friend anymore! You know why? You guys are bunch of mean, manipulative, abusive traitors!
Alejandro, Courtney: Both of you are gonna pay!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I do. (Spoken) Both of you will pay for what you did to Trent in TDA.
