Scream photo recap: 'The Orphanage' 

'Scream' photo recap: 'Let the Right One In'

[SHOCKING TWIST: This photo recap erroneously assumed that season 2 of

the TV series was 10 episodes instead of 12. The first season had 10 episodes, but season 2 is 12 episodes, not 10. That’s two more episodes than was originally assumed by this writer. That means this week’s was not the second-to-last episode, it was the fourth-to-last episode. Because, again, this season is 12 episodes and not 10. Apologies to our readers, 

, MTV, Bob Weinstein, the fandom, and especially to Executive Producer Wes Craven for the error.]

Anyway, a girl got stabbed to death. Let’s talk about “The Orphanage”!

Last week’s episode ended with a cliffhanger, so obviously

began this week’s episode with zero follow-up on that and instead opted for possibly the lamest horror trope of all time: The dream sequence cold open! In it, Emma found herself chased down by three concerned friends who just wanted to “talk.” And she reacted to their concern very reasonably…

Suddenly bodies were hitting the floor just like in that one song about bodies hitting the floor!

But come on, this series hasn’t avoided killing off its main characters for two seasons only to off three of them in a cold open. (God, imagine if it had!) Emma was dreaming. But interestingly enough, she was also SLEEP WALKING. Good thing Chill Mom™ intercepted her and wrested the very real knife from her hands.

Kieran tried to cheer Emma up about her nightmare by complaining that he’d

had it tough lately, for reasons. But this didn’t cheer her up at all. In fact, Emma just got even more steamed and ticked about Audrey’s role in the Piper situation. Which, again, Emma and Audrey hadn’t talked it out the night before? Like right after that cliffhanger when Audrey showed up in Emma’s bedroom, Audrey apparently snuck out of there without saying anything further? Okay.

like Gustavo had crept into Brooke’s bed for the sole purpose of being a fully clothed human-shaped pillow for her to snuggle, but in this episode they woke up in their unmentionables which is TV code for they did tons of sex. Good for them! At least

This just seemed like an important screengrab. I can’t remember what happened here. I think he stole her lipstick? Also Gustavo has a tattoo on his spine… of a spine. I don’t know.

still really wants us to think Stavo is a creep and probably the killer, but come on.

At school, Noah came under fire for not immediately telling everyone about Audrey the instant he’d found out. And I am sorry to be the one to tell you this, but the revelation that Audrey had once had a letter-writing friendship with a killer is one of the snooze-worthiest things to have ever happened on TV. Like, there is an ACTIVE killer targeting and harassing these characters and we’re supposed to believe they would care about this? Question is rhetorical because it was basically ALL they cared about.

Emma even shoved Audrey into some lockers! Kieran, please just kill everybody already.

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