Penguins of Madagascar

Penguins of Madagascar Stubborn Stomach

Kinkystar posted on May 10, 2011 at 06:00PM
Rico's stomach is stubborn and now he regurgitates all the wrong items.

So the thing is, you aks Rico to hack something up and the next poster makes him vomit another object than the asked. I'd say, use your imagination to make it funny.

Example: I ask for a snowcone. Rico hacks up an icicle.

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over a year ago Kinkystar said…
Rico, give me a chainsaw!
over a year ago candlefairy_13 said…
laugh
*Rico regurgitates a manual handsaw!*
(like this?)

Rico, dynamite me!
over a year ago Penguinangel said…
*Rico coughs up a candle*

Rico, I need my emercency kit! Private's gone and landed himself in the porcupine exibit again.
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
*Rico hacks up disguise kit*

Rico, I need a phone booth on the double! We need to make a collect call to Evvie down in Florida. Let's hope she accepts the charges.
(I would)
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
*Rico regurgitates a telephone switchboard operator, who is out of her element because she has not been called upon since the advent of modern dialing*

Rico, I'll need a presidential pardon (from "Danger Wears a Cape").
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
*Rico coughs up a White-house brochure*

Rico, I need 10,000 ball bearings. :P
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
*Rico hacks-up 10,000 gold earrings*

Rico, got any tuna salad on rye?
over a year ago quasomeness said…
*Rico coughs tuna salad on white*

Rico, bring me the "non-emergency" kit for Private; he's still needs it since he's the porcupine exhibit.
over a year ago Kinkystar said…
*Rico coughs up a tire repairing kit*

Rico, the remote control!
over a year ago quasomeness said…
*Rico coughs up the wrong remote, the VCR remote*

Rico, I'll need a VHS casette to record PoM on.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
smile
*regurgitates tape player*

Rico, Hammer please!
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
*Rico regurgitates M.C. Hammer*

Rico, got any C-4?
over a year ago Kinkystar said…
big smile
*Rico spits out a Citroën C4 car*

Rico, your dismissal letter and a pen!
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
*Regurgitates Presidential Pardon from several posts above, complete with sparkly gel pen*

Rico, we need a hula skirt, a helmet full of cottage cheese, and a ironing table. Don't ask.
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over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
*Rico regurgitates a kilt, a winter hat filled with Cheez Whiz, and an iron lung*

OK, Rico, here's your biggest challenge yet: I need the state of Alaska.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
mischievous
*coughs up a can of Alaska condensed milk*

Rico, I need a flamethrower, a gallon of lighter fuel, and a heat resistant suit... Don't ask...
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over a year ago candlefairy_13 said…
laugh
*coughs out a matchstick, baby oil and a semi-heat resistant suit*

I need a payphone booth, Rico!
over a year ago Kinkystar said…
mischievous
*regurgitates a toilet booth with a cellphone in the wc*

I need a new weapon storing penguin, with crazy tendencies and a sadistic mind.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
*coughs up Rico doll*

Rico, fake mustache please!
over a year ago Kowalski355 said…
mischievous
*coughs up torn up piece of colored paper, that looks like a mustache* XD

Rico, i need penguin earings, got any?
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
smirk
*coughs up stickers that looks like jewels*

Rico... I know you swallowed Lola... Cough her out!
over a year ago EppofangirlXD said…
big smile
*uneats Private's Lunacorn*

Rico! I need an iPod, on the double!
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
*Rico regurgitates a pod of peas*

Rico, I need 200 square feet of aluminum foil.
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
*Regurgitates 25 pieces of rotten, moldy bread*

Rico, I need the softest pillow you've got
over a year ago candlefairy_13 said…
laugh
*coughs out a concrete block*

Rico, popcorn, ASAP!
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over a year ago LifelessPenguin said…
laugh
"Rico spits up a hunch of corn that exploded"

Rico, I need a new laptop. Make it a MacBook.
over a year ago Kinkystar said…
Spits out a Commodor 64 computer.

Rico, I need one hundred scented candles and a lot of chocolate!
over a year ago evviefoxx said…
*Regurgitates a hospital gift shop*
Oh yeah. It's possible. Don't question me.

Rico, I need a juggling circus bear. In a jumpsuit. With pigtails.
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
big smile
COughs out a large baby elephant wearing a tutu and with large ears that can help it fly.

Rico I need a one gallon tub of Ketchup, in a metal container, and wrapped around like a christmas parcel.
over a year ago karenkook said…
laugh
Coughs out a pound of tomatoes with a telephone phone ton top.

Rico, I need 5 sticks of dynamite, 2 time bombs, a flamethrower, and some chocolates.
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
Rico regurgitates Alfred Nobel, Wile E. Coyote, Carrie Fisher's character from "The Blues Brothers," and Martha Stewart*

Rico, I'm going to need $157,000 in small, unmarked, non-sequential bills. No dye packs.
over a year ago Kinkystar said…
Vomits toy money from a monopoly game and some houses and appartments from the game.

Rico, get yourself a good gastrologist!
over a year ago EppofangirlXD said…
big smile
uneats a singing hamster!

...what?

Rico! I need some duct tape and glue!
over a year ago quasomeness said…
*Regurgitates Eggy*

Rico, I need a pigeon proof vest.
over a year ago Kinkystar said…
Vomits pigeon poo

Rico, a stomach repairing kit!
over a year ago karenkook said…
smile
Coughs up a first aid kit

Rico, some plush toys and fish with hot sauce!
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
*Upchucks a bunch of nails, a piece of wood and a screwdriver*

Rico, I need a boomy box!
over a year ago Kinkystar said…
kiss
Vomits a gramophone.

Rico, 50 packs of eggnog!
over a year ago EppofangirlXD said…
smile
Uneats 500 cartons of chocolate milk.

Rico! smiley faces :)
over a year ago quasomeness said…
*Rico smiles while regurgitating paper with X-(... emoticons)*

Rico, thanks for the first aid kit for Private first off; Private's feeling better.

Second off, I need an iPhone from your stomach so I could text Private on how he's doing.
over a year ago LeonardFan said…
laugh
Regurgitates an angry kangaroo

Rico I need 500 pounds of bananas, a tub of chocolate flavored ice cream oh and don't forget to spit out a cherry.
over a year ago LifelessPenguin said…
*Rico regurgitates a 500 pound elephant, a tub filled with filthy mud, and a strawberry*

Rico, spit out a basket filled with mangoes and Mort.
over a year ago SJF_Penguin2 said…
*Rico produces a wheelbarrow filled with ketchup packets and Mortimer Mouse*

Rico, I would like to see Tom McGrath, Jeff Bennett, John DiMaggio, and James Patrick Stuart. I'm not sure why, but I feel a strange connection to these guys, and I'd bet that you do, too.
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over a year ago EppofangirlXD said…
*Rico uneats a chibi drawing of the four above guys*

(gosh, I would so like to see that..)

Rico! A tissue pack! Rilly....Me needs one! *sneezes*
over a year ago LifelessPenguin said…
*Rico regurgitates a tissue pack but it was already used*

Chico (Oh. Sorry about that. I meant Rico.), I need a permanent marker.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
*coughs up crayon*

Rico! I need a Kitkat poster, I love that chocolate! :D
over a year ago hanz1192 said…
laugh
Spits out a peanut butter winkie poster which Private immediately swipes and keeps for himself.

Rico I need a bunch of torn stuffed animals and a sewing kit.
over a year ago EppofangirlXD said…
*Rico uneats a voodoo doll and a knife* (dang scary)

Rico! A pair of spectacles, please!
over a year ago LifelessPenguin said…
*Rico regurgitates a pair of shoes*

Prico! Chico! Rico! Whatever. Give me Private's butterscotch lolly.
over a year ago fox_tamer_113 said…
laugh
*upchucks a rainbow lollipop*

Rico! Give me some rope, duct tape, a bottle of bleach and a chainsaw!
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