Kowalski:
Pull up a seat, and sat a spell
while this spooky tale I relate
'bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create
The bus called Graveyard Eight.

Rico:
The bus called Graveyard Eight.

Kowalski:
Runs midnight til dawn, no driver inside
fueled by evil incarnate
Never slowin' down as it prowls the town
mowing animals down to their fate.
Better run from Graveyard Eight.

Rico:
Better run from Graveyard Eight. Lookout.

Kowalski:
So hear and fear, and keep the kids clear
of this express to the pearly gates.

Fred:
It got two of my uncles and six of my cousins
they were all from upstate. (pause) True story

Kowalski & Rico: The bus called Graveyard Eight