I'm right here Dodge

Don't you dare thinking about running off! Why didn't you pay me back yet?

What on earth?

Look Dodge I was delayed... Everything was sidetracked!

Blowhole how can u be here this late... U are probably watching us

Well!!! Aren't u gonna pay me back ur 500,000 u owe me from dropping dead MY advanced fortress in the Atlantic?!?!

Okay!! I don't have the money with me but, Do u think I had a choice! Even I get shot at point blank. (Accidentally steps on Dodge's tail feathers)

*Yelps in pain* What!! Look u know how delicate my tail is!! Fine pay me back later, and in probably 30 or 50%

No, not 30-50%, don't push it okay?

Are you guys kidding?

This is a scene from Star wars, Episode four, A New Hope.
It is Jabba the Hutt and Han solo's conversation, slightly altered to fit their "situation".Down to Han solo stepping on Jabba the Hutt's tail. The next part would them be agreeing to 15%,because 30-50% is "pushing it." XD I have no idea why they are doing this though...maybe just for a bit of fun...

WOW

They are the empurer penguin rulers of the Alantic.

Oh this is gold!

Good, but, it would be great if he DOES owe me, oh and thanks for noting that scene Jedi penguin, yes we did do this for fun, but Blowhole, keyblade ain't an emperor, he's the oposite of everything I do.

...Okey.

No idea what is going on.

It's still awesome!

Right...

I'm not Jedipenguin for nothing. :)

I can see that.

Whoah!! I just noticed something .. Why did I put this in POM!! And not in star wars!

AWESOME!!! XD

.........yh random, but not as random as I.........

I can't hinkof anyone as random as you are, anacrombie.
I really, truly, can't.XD

@jedi thankyou, thankyou very much and please call me A.C or Crombie I LOVE NICKNAMES! AND I LOVE PIE!

I love Mork
He is form Ork
Can't you see
I am down wiht this, A.C?
I can rhyme
All the time
My friends think I am Sublime
Don't throw me in the crater
Cuz then you will be a hater
I am not a baseball player
But an Onion with Many-a-layer
Sit on a Pot
Becuas I am hot
I am very random
On the Penguin Fandom!
XD

Can I call u pie lover?

whoop whooop
*me walks in wearing gangster getup*
yeah me and jedi we got the beat now
no-one can stop us, no-one no-one can stop us
we have the beat yeah we have the beat now
i know dis aint rhyme
but i dont got da time
millions of people, mill mill millions of people all in the world
are gunna stop, and listen to the beat
BREAK IT DOWN NOW! *starts breakdancing*
And were wiki wiki out *gangster pose*

yeah ive always wanted to do that

If flies like eating pie, why are potatoes brown?
If the sky is blue, then where do clown fish live?
If the world is a sphere, then where do oysters grow?
If Pluto isn't a planet, why does grass look green?
If you smell with your nose, shouldn't you eat out of your leg?
If zits are red, why aren't tomatoes made of lip gloss?
If toilets are gross, then why do people eat cheerios?
If rain comes from the sky, why can hair be dyed?

@Annacrombie: A.C is the intitials of my empire: Antarctic Confederacy, even Nori and Blowhole know that.