Skipper reporting in at 1545 hours:

It's been a while since we've been on. There are a few things I'd like to point out:

1. Affirmative, Kowalski and myself are only on at least three times out of the week due to important doings and such. Our laptop is down so we are now using the desktop is his lab. Though this on is a bit slow! Ughaa! So that's why neither of us are hardly on. Also we are busy, Kowalski is busy I am busy...we are are busy and really don't have time any more to spend with our fans. So please accept that.

2. Affirmative, Private has joined. ReallyPrivate. He starting out slow but I have showed him a few things...I also told him to make a myspace account! Private if you are reading this, do it! I need to introduce you to some new teammates there!

3. Enough with this " Kowalski" isn't the real one crap! I am sick of it! It break his heart you know to hear that there are humans out there who think that. Sure he may have a girlfriend, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have time to spend with his fans. Blowhole has a girlfriend. I'm sure you all know that. ( I can care less) But please don't treat him like the dirt on this Earth. You mess with my teammates, you mess with me!!

4. I've gotten word that there have been people on here talking and making fun of us. I will not mentions the ones who told us, but I will say this to the ones who talk about us behnid our backs: Don't judge a penguin by his feathers. We are simply here to entertain and interact with our fans! Kowalski is coming upon a way to take us to the human world! Who knows when it will be accomplished by though sadly.

5. In a few more weeks or so, I Col. SkipperP. will put up a post on here and on my other account. Don't get to heppy as there are qualities I am looking for. Certain needs this team must endure to gain strength and beat upon our ragin enimies.

6. Also I had to remove a memebr off my team, Will not mention her name but due to her situation I had no choice. she left with honorable discharge. And don't think you can fool me or what ever ever though you are aprt of my team I can still boot you off dishonrably.
Well so far I've listed a few major things here in this forum. I don't any negative comments on this thing! Once again I will be watching when you least expect it. Please repect what I have said and thank you to you loyal fans.

Also, where is SGT. SPKR689? I need her to fill me in on the latest news?!

Take care everyone!

*salutes*

Signed,
Col. Skipper P.