All right, my thoughts on their greedy wishes:

Maurice's: Just what I expected. He wants to be the king with JULIEN as the servent. Although it COULD create a new pairing...


Kowalski's: I LOLed! Pun time: Was he at Build-a-BRAIN Workshop??!!

Rico's: So...he wanted to beat up robots? Someone as Skipper level paranoia!

Marlene's: It would have been better if it were multiple SKIPPERS that were playing her spanish gutair!

Skipper's: Hmmm, he wanted lots of weapons? I guess that makes sense!

Private's: THUS ONE GOT ME MAD!!! DUCKLINGS!!!!???? HOW IS THAT PRIVATE'S SECRET DESIRE!!!!!?? I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE THE ONE WHO'S PURE OF HEART!! AND IF HE WEREN'T, HIS DESIRE WOULD BE HIM BIGGER AND STRONGER THAN SKIPPER, LEADING THE TEAM!!! Well, at least that's what I think!

Julien's: Again, I wish it was Private! But I guess Julien makes a little sense!