Penguins of Madagascar The Penguins of Reality TV (Part 1)

RockOnPoM posted on Nov 19, 2011 at 04:04AM
One morning in the penguin lair.....
Skipper: Rise and shine, boys! We have work to do.
Private: Aww, is it cleaning day again?
Skipper: You guessed it, young Private.
Rico: Arrggh.....
Kowalski: Really?? I had an important invention to complete!
Skipper: No, Kowalski. Cleaning first, invention last.
Kowalski: *Epic sad face*
Back at the zoo...... a monkey in a suit walks up to the penguin lair.
Monkey: Excuse me, anybody home?
Skipper: What do you want?
Monkey: I am here to offer you a once in a life time oppertunity!
Private: Really?? What is it?? The complete set of Lunicorns?!
Monkey: NO! I'm giving you a chance to be on my new Reality TV show for the entertainment of animals all over the world!
Rico: Oh!!
Skipper: I'm not amused.
Monkey: But wait, theres going to be SCIENCE!
Kowalski: OOOH!
Monkey: There's going to be adventures!
Private: OOOH!
Monkey: There's going to be explosions!
Rico: YUSSSSSS!!!
Monkey: And more importantly, ACTION!
Skipper: Really? Alright! We'll take it!
Everyone: YAAAAY!!!
Later that day.... on a secrety place located inside of a bus.....
Skipper: Marlene? Ringtail? What are you guys doing here?
Marlene: The monkey guy offered me to be on a reality show! This is my chance to shine!
Julien: And I am here, simply because I was bored at my habitat.
*Flashback*
Julien: Maurice i'm bored. Dance for me!
Maurice: Umm.... okay?
*Maurice dances*
Julien: Ehh..... i've seen better. How about you Mort?
Mort: I LIKE VEGETABLES THAT START WITH THE LETTER X!
Julien: Okay i'm done here.
*Flashback ends*
Skipper: Wow. What just happened?
Marlene: I dunno.
Monkey: Ahh. How is my group of people doing?
Private: We're ay, okay!
Monkey: Excellent! Hahaha......
Kowalski: Skipper, did you see his laugh?
Skipper: I know right? Mysterious.....
Kowalski: Would you say it sounds.... bad?
Skipper: What? No! What are you talking about Kowalski?
Kowalski: Never mind.
Private: This is so exciting, isn't it, Rico!
Rico: YAH, YAH!
Pruvate: Better than the time we tested Kowalski's shrink ray!
*Flashback*
Kowalski: Alright Private, Rico. Stand perfectly still.
*Kowalski shoots them with a shrink ray*
Kowalski: It.... it worked!! *Sob* I'm not gonna cry, i'm not gonna cry!
Private: Kowalski don't CRY!!!!!
*A big tear lands right on Private and Rico.
Private and Rico: 0_______0
*Flashback ends*
Marlene: So Skipper, how have you been?
Skipper: Oh just kicking bad guy butt. You?
Marlene: Oh, i've been practicing kicking my inflatable ball high in the air.
Skipper: Nice.
Monkey: Okay! We're here!
Private: What is this place?
Monkey: It's called Venture Forest. This is where the drama and action will take place. Now, you guys could pick out your rooms in that huge tree over there. I'm gonna go and "pick up the other guests" hehe.
Kowalski: I still don't trust that guy.
Private: Weird. Skipper's the one that never trusts anyone. Remember what happened last time?
*Flashback*
Bear Cub: Hi i'm new to the zoo and I wanted to say he-
Skipper: YOUR EVIl!! I CAN SEE IT!! YOUR EVIL!!!! I DONT TRUST YOUR BROWEN FUR AND YOUR RED BURSTING EYES!!!!
Kowalski: Skipper, are you okay?
Skipper: WHY YES KOWALSKI, WHY WOULDN'T I BE OKAY?
Bear Cub: *wimpers*
*Flashback ends*
Marlene: Hey look! The monkey's back!
*The bus stops and some characters get out*
Skipper: Wait a minute.....
Kowalski: What the!?
[TO BE CONTINUED]

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over a year ago 27Kowalski said…
wink
I wanna read the end! Somebody give me the end! ...(Forgive me for this moment of madness XD)

Attaboy RockOnPom! I love this story :D
over a year ago Zelda4Efas said…
...since when do reality tv people speak animal???

otherwise great story, but i HATE CLIFFHANGERS!!!! (sorry, about abusing my caps button. The only book wit a cliffhanger i read was in a 54 book series which ended -the whole series- with a cliffhager i and was like NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!1 the end of a 54 book series, a CLIFFHANGER?!?! i never really did realise the pain of one until i read one)
over a year ago krazy4kowalski said…
hmmm
I feel like this should be an article, not a forum...
over a year ago RockOnPoM said…
^ it is an article now, lol. I made a mistake