*Skipper sees Mort wearing a bunny costume and holding a clock*
Mort: I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE
Skipper: What are you late for, Sad Eyes?
Mort: I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE
Skipper: Sad Eyes?
*Skipper follows Mort into the park*
Mort: I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE
Skipper: WHAT ARE YOU FRICKEN' LATE FOR?!?!
Mort: I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE
*Mort jumps into a hole*
Skipper: Sad Eyes!
*Skipper jumps into the hole as well*
Skipper: Sad eyes? Where'd he go?
*Skipper lands in an unusual place*
Skipper: Where am I? This is weird.....
???: Ahahaha......
Skipper: Who's there!? I have flippers and i'm not afraid to use them!
???: Ahahaha.......
Skipper: Okay now you're really starting to freak me out....
???: Ahahaha....... Welcome to Wonderland......
*Julien appears out of nowhere*
Skipper: Ringtail?
Julien: Here, take these fish looking cracker things.
*Julien dissapears*
Skipper: What are these?
*Skipper tries one and spits it out*
Skipper: ACK! That tastes dicusting!
*Skipper suddenly grows huge*
Skipper: What in the..... I'm huge! What the heck?
*Skipper walks to a castle*
Skipper: Hey look! A castle!
*Skipper sees Princess Marlene singing on the balcony
Skipper: Why hello there......
*Princess Marlene screams*
Skipper: Was it something I said?
*A giant hand comes out of nowhere and takes Princess Marlene*
Marlene: HEEEEEELP!!!!
Skipper: Don't worry! I'll save you!!
5 minutes later......
Skipper: Yum.... this orange tree is good.... wait what was I suppose to do again... OH YEAH!
*Skipper sees a giant beanstalk and begins to climb it*
*He then sees a boy*
Skipper: Out of the way! Giant penguin coming through!!
*Skipper finally arrives at the castle in the clouds*
Skipper: Where are you, giant!?
*The giant comes in*
Giant: FEE FY F-
Skipper: Ya wanna piece of me?!
Giant(Blowhole): Eh-em. FEE FY F-
Skipper: Don't be such a baby!
Giant: HEY! LET ME FINISH MY SONG! EH HEM. FEE........ FY....... F-
Skipper: Why do you keep singing that dumb song?
Giant: Okay that's it!!
*The giant runs toward Skipper. Skipper then moves to the right quickly and the giant falls out the window*
Giant: GAHH!!!!!!!!!!
Skipper: Princess? Oh Princess!!
Marlene: In here!
Skipper: He put you in a box? Pffft... LAME!
Marlene: EEK! You're huge!
Skipper: I know..... long story. Let's just get you back to the castle.
*Skipper crashes through the roof of the castle*
Skipper: There, Princess! Home sweet home!
Queen: What is this? A giant? OFF WITH HER HEAD!
Skipper: Eh-hem. I'm a boy.....
Queen: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Skipper HA! You make me laugh old lady.
Queen: Giant?
*A peeved off giant comes in the room*
Skipper: Oh no.... not YOU again.
*The giant runs toward Skipper and yet again Skipper moves to the right, letting him fall out the window.
Giant: AHHHH!!!! HOW TALL IS THIS CASTLE?!?!
Skipper: No more bunny business. Speaking of bunnies.... Sad Eyes! There you are.
Mort: I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE
Skipper: Of course... he's STILL late.
Hatter(Kowalski): Ahh! There you are old chap. Want some tea??????
Skipper: KowalskI??? Nice hat.....
Hatter: Here you are, old chap.
Skipper: Tea? Well I can't eat these without crackers!
*Skipper takes out the cracker from his imaginary pocket and dips it in the tea and eats it*
Skipper: That's good..... oh wait....
*Skipper shrinks down to normal size*
Skipper: Aww crud.
Queen: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
Mort: I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE
Hatter: MORE TEA, OLD CHAP?
Queen: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
Mort: I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE
Hatter: MORE TEA, OLD CHAP?
Queen: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
Mort: I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE
Hatter: MORE TEA, OLD CHAP?
Skipper: EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! Okay, MORT. Lets say you're late for a date with Julien's feet.
QUEEN. Go cut you're own head off. MAD HATTER. NO I DONT WANT ANY OF YOUR DISCUSTING TEA!
Queen, Mort, and Hatter: O______O
Those two guys from Phineas and Ferb: You just got served......