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ThatDamnLlama said:
Here's a good love story for POM:
Antonio the Otter finally meets Marlene face-to-face. Marlene is head-over-heels for the dude, and calls it 'love at first sight'.
Antonio is very affectionate towards her, and plays Spanish guitar for her in the moonlight the first night after they meet. Marlene compliments his music politely, while on the inside, she's thinking, "OHMYGODIMETTHEGUYOFMYDREAMSTHISISPERFECTIMINLOVEIMINLOVEIMINLOVEOHMYGOD!!!"
Antonio then admits to Marlene that he thought she was very pretty and do-able. (okay, minus that last part.)
Marlene accepts the compliment, trying keep herself from jumping on him and making out with him.
They silently gaze dreamingly into eachothers eyes for the next few moments.
Meanwhile, the penguins are waddling around, inspecting the zoo for anything out of the ordinary.
Skipper breathes in the fresh air, and casually glances to his right. At that moment, he sees Marlene and some other otter leaning close to eachother about to smooch. "CHEESE AND CRACKERS!"
Skipper freaks out and he and his men spring into action. They jump right inbetween the two lovers, causing the two otters to fly into different directions. Antonio crashes into a pole and dies. (Err... just kidding. Antonio is still alive.)
Skipper is all like, "what is going on here?"
Marlene is really mad at Skipper and yells at him for 'ruining her perfect moment' and claims that she could be having amazing sex right now if he didn't jump in. (ugh, fine, minus that last part. sigh.)
Antonio is also mad at Skipper and also starts yelling at him. The arguement ends with Skipper demanding Antonio to leave the zoo. Antonio is like, "okay, fine." then he walks up to Marlene, who had tears in her eyes. "Good bye, Marlene."
Marlene started sobbing. "no Antonio! don't leave me! don't leave me with these idiots!"
Antonio: "Sorry Marlene, but... I must go."
Marlene: "An-Antonio?"
Antonio: "Shh. Call me... Optimus Prime."
Marlene: "..."
At that moment, Antonio grew very large and then started transforming. suddenly, he was a giant robot-car. he shot off into the distance.
yeah, that's what i have so far. im still working on it. what do you think? =]
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