Harry! My boy! Lets go have some tea together!

Ron (dont do the *pets tarantula* one)

^^KateKicksAss lol I love the one about Snape borrowing the shampoo. xDDD

"Mom, can I have a spider for my birthday? Oh, and don't invite Hermione to my birthday party. She's sooooo annoying."

Draco

Mum, Dad this is Hermione she will be moving in with us, i love her very much......

Petunia Dursley

Wizards aren't that bad, we can actually care for Harry as if he is a human now.

James Potter

Bugger off Evans! I'm going to go an make out with Narcissa!

Dobby

"Dobby loves his masters so much,Dobby wants to stay with them forever"

Bellatrix

F*ck off Voldemort! I'm joining the DA!

Sirius

I love you, Mum!

James

Lily is so ugly. Severus is also HOT!

James 2

Hey Snivelly, you can HAVE Lily Evans, she's so ugly!


Narcissa Malfoy

I hate you Draco! Get out of the house this minute!

Scabior

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A..........

Fenrir Greyback

What? Me, like the taste of blood or flesh? Ha! I'm a vegetarian.

Bellatrix

Fenrir please may i borrow your hair straightners? and a brush?

Molly Weasley

Oh, Harry, you little brat! Get out of my sight IMMEDIATELY!

Dumbledore

Love?Forget about it!The power is more important!

Luna

What the HELL is a nargle? what sort of crazy person would belive in them?

George Weasley

"i hate people who are pulling pranks to others!!!This is awful!!!"

Remus Lupin

Dementor problem? Sorry, can't help you with that, i'm pretty clueless about getting rid of them myself.

Gilderoy Lockhart

Oh no Snape, you are so much prettier than me!


Scabior

oh!OH! WOW! its! its Harry Potter! We have to bring him to safty

Snape

Harry i like you much more than Draco because i was your father's best friend!

Dudley

Beating people up is so mean an immature! I think i'll go read "War and Peace" Instead. And I really should follow my diet, shouldn't I?

Professor Umbridge

Gosh Harry you are so hot! Marry me Harry!


Scabior

You kids seem so nice! How bout we head over to starbucks and have a coffee on me?

Luna

I'm dying to be a Death Eater! I wanna kill Harry Potter and all of his friends!

Ginny

@Luna--Lovegood (Page 3) I said James 2, I mean't James Sirius Potter, not James Potter.

Harry is not worth having a crush on! Who would like him!

Draco

Bug off Pansy! I'm going to find Granger!

Sirius

(Sirius says to Harry) Harry you look nothing like your father......wait......WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GODSON!

Voldimort

Hey Harry wanna make out?

Hermione

Hey Lavender want to study together?


Dobby

Harry Potter -- I kill you!



Arthur Weasley

I is loving to serve the Malfoy's very much, sir. They is being a noble and kind family.

Teenage Tom Riddle

oops. I failed again, :(

I love you daddy!

Scabior

"i'm gonna quit snatching,it is so bad,i don't wanna catch innocent people anymore"

Lucius

Let's invite the Weasleys over for dinner tomorrow night!

Neville

Bellatrix, you're the best!

Hagrid

Short back and sides please.

Arthur Weasley

Muggles are so boring!

Vernon Durlsey

Harry, come here honey, I love you very much! I love you much more than my son!

Molly

Sure Bellatrix, go ahead and kill Ginny. Never liked her much anyways.


Cornelius Fudge

Sure Dbledore, you can have my job anytime. I always hated it anyway.

Fleur

Bill, i'm sorry but I just don't love you anymore after you got attacked by Greyback, I mean, you're ugly and scarred now!


Scabior

I'm quitting snatching, it's so bad! You wanna make out Greyback?

Scabior 2

Harry, will you marry me? Pleeeeeasse? *begs*


Greyback

"K, so here's the plan: Snape, you go off on the right, Lucius, you on the left, and remember, whoever gets their flag, run straight back here and we win, mk? Break!"

....sorry, I already did Greyback, I wasn't really sure what to put....

Lucius

narcissa, I'm leaving you for Hermione.

Fleur