"So great to see you again, Harry."

Hermione Granger

"I hate studying."

Harry Potter

Harry- "Where's that ferret? I'm sure I've saw him somewhere. Voldemort, would you help?"
Voldemort- "Why should help you?"
Harry- "I love you."
Voldemort is shocked.
Harry- "Now where's the bloody paracetamol, for my sca- I mean, BLOODY HEADACHE!"

Albus Dumbledore.

You're attracting too much attention Harry; how very irresponsible of you. You should be focusing on your studies my boy. What good winning the best smile award if the only spell you can cast is obliviate? Unless, of course, you want as little true success as me. I'm no role model for a wizard with any real power.
-Gilderoy Lockhart

"I'm going to shave my beard, it's getting on my nerves."

Prof. Snape

"Today, i will wash my hair. RIght after i stop loving Lily."

Neville Longbottom

"I've just remembered something."

Bellatrix Lestrange

"I wish i was a muggle-born"

Fred Weasley

"I LOVE Dolores Umbridge!!!"

Dolores Umbridge.

"Hello, Harry dear! How wonderful to see you! Why don't you come into my office, and we can discuss what to do about the Dark Lords return? Oh, and here's your last Defense Against the Dark Arts test-you got an O!"

Molly Weasley

"Fred and George, here's your Dungbombs you've ordered."

Lord Voldemort.

"Harry my boy, go and fetch me all the galleons from my vault so i can donate it to those poor struggling muggle-born familys. And never forget Harry, you really are a truly amazing wizard"

Dumbledore

"Sorry Harry, I can't help you. You see, I really hate you."

Kreacher.

"Dobby, i love you, hear have master regulus' locket and will you come to live with e? You see i want to be with you for ever my dearest dob, will you marry me?"

Dobby

"I would never help Harry Potter! He doesn't deserve it."

Fleur Delacour

"Ew, Eez Bill"

Lord Voldemort to his Death Eaters.

Can you please stop calling me 'My Lord' and start calling me 'Tom' already!!

Peeves

"Sorry kids, no more water bombs. I'm going on holiday (vacation)."

Harry Potter to Hermione.

uuuh I wish that stupid elf dobby would leave me alone and go work for someone
severus snape

James Potter was my idol in school. He was clever and the best Quidditch player ever! What a guy he was! It's a pity he fell in love with this stupid, little girl-what was her name? Oh, Lily something...

Hermione to Ron

You have nice skin just like your sister

Draco to severus snape

"Ugh, go and wash your hair, you slimeball."

Peter Pettigrew

Ooh, Crookshanks is my best friend!

Sirius

"Woof. Lupin do you know where's the nearest fire hydrant is?"

Professor quirrell

there was no troll in the dungeons XD

dobby

I don't care about Harry Potter at all, nor what happens to him.

Cho Chang

Sedric 2 words Breath Mints and FYI Harry's is Bigger than yours. (Sorry if I have offended somebody)

Mundungus Fletcher

I wouldn't ever steal from a dead man's estate. That's unethical, and creepy and morbid.

Hermione

"The library? I hate going to the library!"

Hagrid

That creature is a monster and should be killed!

Professor McGongall

"Why are you all paying attention in class? You absolutely don't have to participate or pass my class at all!"

Cedric Diggory

lol harry im a much better seeker than you i should have won the triwizard tournament i hate cho and i liked being a sparkly vampire than an awesome wizard!

Luna Lovegood

I have realised now that Crumpled-Horn Snorklacks do not exist. Neither do Nargles.

Vernon Dursley

ok harry for your birthday we got you 39 presents including that new racing bike you wanted! go get the mail dudley

Kreacher

Blood Traitors and Mudbloods are bae and Sirius Black is like sooo awesome!

Harry Potter

I'm really awesome, and I didn't have any help from Ron or Hermione or anyone, ever in my life. I didn't need it!

Molly Weasley

Oh Fred and George, please do not sit like that...Just take your dad's car, fly over the Muggles and then storm into the Ministry...And what, OWLS? Who cares about them? Just do what you want!

Professor Trelawney.

I don't know how to predict the future!!!

Luna Lovegood

"Harry, you're less sane than I am"

Arthur Weasley

Muggle stuff is boring

Grawp