SO APPARENTLY E L JAMES WILL BE WRITING THE 'FIFTY SHADES' SEQUEL SCRIPT HERSELF 

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Sequels that offer the same caliber of entertainment as the originals

I don\'t know how we\'re going to reconcile all these, given the news that

author E L James is reportedly demanding control of the sequel\'s script. Gulp.

, the bane of Sam Taylor-Johnson\'s existence is looking to write the script for

, which Universal Pictures hasn\'t green-lighted yet, presumably because James and studio execs are still hammering out the details. In any case, insiders say neither STJ nor screenwriter Kelly Marcel will be back for the second installment for reasons that might have to do with the, erm, tension on set. (Not the sexual kind—heavens knows there was none of that.)

So if you\'re hoping for another chains-and-whips-excite-me-type Valentine\'s Day, don\'t hold your breath—James has never written for the silver screen before, production probably won\'t start until 2016, nothing\'s finalized yet, yada, yada. GOOD. We could all use a break.

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