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Humphrey's Great And Painfull Dream Night With Kate *warning, a sexual situation*

posted by snazzywolve53

It's one shinning night, and Kate and Humphfrey just finished howling togeather. They went for a walk and ended up by a waterfall. Hey Kate, now that we are alone and we are finaly mates, like i have been dreaming about ever since i met you...
Hey stoped cause he saw Kate's beautiful eyes glimmering in the night. What were you saying Humphfrey... I got this strong feeling that i dont understand ever since we met. Kate came closer to Humpfrey and noticed that his little friend was expanding by the second. Umm, Humpfrey i think your friend is trying to say somthing. Yea, its explaining that umm......

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Alpha and omega : Humphrey's family journey ( Humphrey's trip to fin d his mom and dad ) Part 1

posted by dan11774

Humphrey's family

It was a quiet afternoon Humphrey could not stop thinking about his mom . He sighed. He missed her . He has a flashback . Humphrey had a picky pack leader he only wanted alphas in his pack he had 2 sisters and a brother they were all alphas . Humphrey's dad ( Chaser ) only wanted the alphas he ordered to Humphrey's mom ( Mica ) said he was her favorite pup . Chaser : '' We need alphas only we are at war " Mica : '' yes i know i 'll give him to a pack near by '' Chaser : '' but that could take days the only packs around us we are at war at '' Mica : " i will find him a good pack as soon as he is old enough '' Chaser : '' fine " Soon after a few weeks Mica journeyed to find a good pack soon she found the Western pack .... to be continued

the time Fred got almost killed by jenna and gets killed by the mail pilot

posted by katelover14

Fred: hey arent you the mail pilot from balto?

mail pilot:whats wrong with your voice kid *mumbles little freak*.

Fred: i got lost i thought i was in seattle i guess not.

Mail pilot:well go see balto my dog.

fred: ok then thank you.

mail pilot: *chokes fred*

fred screams at the mail pilot the mail pilot lets go cause of his annoying voice.

fred runs to meet balto and jenna humping.

Fred:woah sorry are you balto?

Balto:what the hell is wrong with your damn voice

Fred: i was born this way.

balto: well then where do you need to go?

fred: i need to get back to seattle.

balto says to jenna ok then lets gut...

ALPHA AND OMEGA: BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD

posted by trueshadowwolf

butthead: HUH HUH HUH HEY BEAVIS YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO.

beavis: UHHH WHAT?

butthead: WE SHOULD GO TO THE FOREST.

beavis: ummmm why? ha ha ha

butthead: you know like look at mothernatures boobs.

beavis: whoa... he he he... lets go!

they went out to the forest.

beavis: damn it butthead when are we gonna see mothernatures boobs!

butthead: damn it beavis calm down! (slaps beavis.0

beavis: hey look its a wolf

hutch: get out of here you!

beavis: whoa cool! ha ha ha

butthead: whoa are you like... from final fantasy?

hutch: (attacks beavis)

butthead: whoa... huh huh beavis you wuss... your getting your ass...

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Life with Kate and Katie part 3: The Journey Back Home

posted by katealphawolf

The following morning I woke to the feeling of Kate's tail swooshing across my chest, and some low whispering chatter going on between the two girls. I opened my eyes and was presented with a view of Kate's back, her rear that was planted on my crotch, and tail that kept gently fanning across my chest, Katie was sitting near my right foot listening to what Kate was saying to her.
I smiled, "what are you two girls up to?"
"Ah! Nothing!" Kate exclaimed quietly. I looked over to my immidiate left and there lay Casey in his bed, fast asleep and snoring quietly.
"Oh sure!" I said sarcastically,...

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Alpha And Omega K&H Adven. Summer 2011 part 3.

posted by willemert

Kate & Humphrey Adventures.
Summer of 2011 Part 3. “The war was just begun.”

3 days later....

“OK guys! Listen up! We found where the group in the eastern territory are hiding. So we attack from here, and here. Garth will lead team 1 to the northern part, while team 2 will hit the middle and knock them south towards their territory. Team 1 you will kill any in your way. Team 2 only kill if necessary. We will attack at first dawn, so be up 2 hours before sunrise so we will be there right at dawn.” Kate went back to her den after her big speech. Humphrey slowly followed her back. He...

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Humphrey's Secret: Chapter 8 Brother my brother.

posted by Wolfman32

Humphrey's POV

I was sleeping peacefully. I didn't notice the pups getting ready to pounce on me. I was dreaming of chasing my pups and playing with them. I was just about to catch Shadow when I woke up and found the pups on my back.
"Why do you guy's do this?" I asked. They all smiled.
"Cause it's fun." Shadow grinned. "Right Aleu?" He said.
"Y-yeah it's fun." She stammered. I saw her face turning red under her fur. Shakey,Salty and Mooch then entered.
"Hey Humphrey we just thought that y'all didn't get that much sleep last night. So we could go and take the pups for the day?" Shakey asked....

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Life With Katie: Life With Kate?

posted by Red_Pyramid206

Ok, here is whats going to happen. For those who may get the wrong idea. Katie and I WILL get back together. I am not telling you when where or how its going to happen. This kind of reminds me of that movie "No Strings Attatched" with a seasoning of revenge on it. Kate and I are sex friends who only want their mates back. In order to get them back according to a plan by Kate, they must constantly have sex in order to make their mates, who are in a relationship with eachother out of anger, jealous and want them back.

The thunder continued to boom. Kate's howl echoed through the forest. My sobs...

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UNSC Love Ch. 1

posted by Red_Pyramid206

One day while Kate is out on a hunt, she finds a weird looking human knocked out. On his shoulder says UNSC and they take him to the pack. But Kate seems to be developing feelings for this new visitor.

Kate had awoken early in the morning to begin her hunt for the united pack. She realized it would take a lot more to hunt now that she had more mouths to feed. She took Humphrey (who was now trained), Scar, and Katie (my mate!). "Alright, where are you little shits?" Katie growled. "Someone is pissed off this morning." Kate said. "I'm fucking hungry." Katie said with a groan. "Hell, I am too."...

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Alpha and Omega Creepypasta: Mirrors

posted by Red_Pyramid206

Kate was getting ready for her date with Humphrey. They had planned to snuggle up and watch horror movies until they fell asleep in each others arms. Kate had just gotten out of the shower and dried off. She had to smell good too, especially if Humphrey was going to "make the move" tonight. "Damn, I hope he does." Kate said to her reflection. She then noticed something about her reflection that made her uneasy. She noticed that when she smiled in the mirror, her reflection's was bigger, and the teeth were more sharp looking. How could she have missed it? She had this mirror for years. Kate...

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Humphrey's monster: Part one

posted by Xscash232

Humphrey

Humphrey got up and got some coffee and he added extra sugar and went and sat on the porch and the paper boy rode by and Said "Hey Humphrey" and throws the paper and it lands on the porch and Humphrey says "Hey Jeremy" and then he picked up the paper and sat back down and then Garth pulled up and said "Hey loser hows your piece of shit car doing" and Humphrey says "Its not a piece of crap Its a classic doush bag No wait your some stupid jock fag who comes to my house to eat cause your to poor to provide for your self" then garth walked right up to him and said "Listen if your picking a fight...

Chapter 40: FIeld Marshal Humphrey

posted by UriahA

Humphrey woke up that morning to a shocking but awesome surprise. Winston was at the base, along with Hutch, Kate and Johnny! He ran from his barracks to the gates of the wolf base. The first he came to hug was his brother Hutch. Kate opened her arms expecting him o hug her first.
“Hutch, your Words of Wisdom really helped me! Thanks so much brother!”
“Nope problem Humphrey! I love you too! How did they help?”
“I was saw the flight deck of the plane, and it was so complex. I was in a rush too. Our General was yelling at us and a flashback of you came, and it helped. I love you brother!”...

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Grand Theft Auto: A&O Epilogue: Back to Jasper

posted by UriahA

Author's words: Humphrey is the main character. Some things in the actual A&O world will be changed up. For exapmle, Lilly in Humphrey's sister, and Humphrey' is not as fun-loving. I hope you enjoy this cross!

Humphrey got off the log-boat and carried off his stuff. He needed a ride. He had no idea log-cars were in Jasper too. He howled for Hutch, his brother, to pick him up. Hutch eventually came to pick him up. Humphrey saw Hutch had eyeliner of something.
“Wassup brother!”
“Hey Humphrey!”
“It’s good to see you man!”
“It’s good to see you too!”
Hutch put Humphrey’s...

Humphrey's depression : Part 1 humphrey raps out of depression and become famous

posted by xscash23

SO it was Sunday and all humphrey had been doing for the past week was sitting on the couch watching tv eatting going to the bathroom and cutting himself He wasn't like himself thought Curtis and then Humphrey came up with a great idea to get rid of his depression with out cutting himself he thought to make a rap song and test his chances of becoming famous. Curtis thought it was a great idea but he said 'Humphrey you need a make over' and curtis made humphrey look pimp and humphrey had this great idea to put his bang over his left eye and it looked great. Tonight was his first gig and Tony...

My A&O sequel idea: Chapter 1 - The end, or just the start?

posted by Chrisbot6

IMPORTANT: This happens 3 years after the prolouge article.

It was a warm day in jasper park. The weather was perfect. Humphrey was sitting with garth on the small hillside leading to the head alpha's dens, waiting for kate to finish getting ready.

"She's been in there for hours!" he complained.
"It's a big day for her, humphrey." garth responded. "If I were you, i'd smarten yourself up."
"I got ready ages ago!"
"What did you wash your fur with? Frogspawn?"
"Very funny, barf."
"Glad to be of amusement, koyote."
Humphrey turned to make a retort when suddenly there was a commotion down near the bottom...

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Life with Kate and Katie part 18: A Vision

posted by katealphawolf

After Jon had left, and after Humphrey had returned from his stupid act of trying to impress her, Kate made him leave out of frustration. She was in the den all alone, snow fell hard outside, blinding, about a foot had piled up already. The night was still and quiet, eerie quiet. Kate felt like shit, she could not believe she had just severed the ties of her and Jon's long standing relationship of a year. Her heart ached, she would probably never see him again, nor her son, or Katie.
Kate cried herself to sleep that night, listening to the soft snow piling up ever more. She was being carried...

Alpha and Omega: The Final War Chapter 19: The Third Battle of Jasper Park

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 19:

By the time morning came, Kenya had returned, Humphrey and the others had moved back into the valley, and the Crimson Pack had gone out deep into the forest. For about an hour, Viggo helped them clear out everything he and his men had set up during their occupation and they took it deep into the woods to where all the other furniture from last time was laying. Once that was done, Humphrey and the others gathered at the bottom of the small cliff where Kate and Humphrey’s den used to be. They began talking about what to do about Viggo.

“I still don’t trust him,” Kate said.

“I...

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Alpha and Omega: The Next Generation Chapter 9: The First Battle of Jasper Park

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 9: The First Battle of Jasper Park

“What?” Stinky said. “No, Runt you can’t. That’s their way. You’re not a killer. Listen, we will get Lisa back, I promise. But no one has to die.”

“Alright,” Runt said, a bit calmer. “What’s your plan?”

“I’m not entirely sure yet,” Stinky replied.

“Well, we don’t have much time,” Runt said. “According to Oscar, Hammond isn’t known for his patience.”

“Then get everyone together,” Stinky said. “We’re heading out immediately.”

“What about a plan?” Runt asked.

“We’ll improvise,” Stinky replied.

“How...

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Alpha and Omega 10: Legend of the Peaceful Warrior Chapter 3: Omega Hostage

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 3: Omega Hostage

Upon their return to Jasper, the group, now composed of Kyle's pack, hid just behind the tree-line, out of sight of King and his Rouge Wolves. Or so they thought.

As they were talking amongst themselves, trying to figure out what to do, a group of Rouge Wolves came out from nowhere and attacked the group. In the chaos, a smaller group came out from behind the bushes and kidnapped Humphrey, taking him hostage.

"Kate!" he shouted as he was being dragged away. Kate turned to see him being carried off. She went to go after him but was stopped by the Rouges. Their numbers...

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We’re The A&O Maniacs!

posted by SentinelPrime89

It's time for the A&O Maniacs!
And we're zany to the max!
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh 'til you collapse.
We're the A&O Maniacs!

Come join the Splash Brothers...
And the Splash Sister, Claudette!
Just for fun we run
Around the Splash movie lot.
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught.
But we break loose
And then vamoose
And now you know the plot.

We're the A&O Maniacs!
Claudette is cute and Stinky yaks,
Runt packs away the snacks
While Keith Richards plays the sax.
We're the A&O Maniacs!

Meet Lilly and Garth
Who want to rule the universe.
Duck and goose flock together,
Princess whacks them with her purse.
Kate chases Daria,
While Humphrey sings a verse.
The writers flipped,
We have no script!
Why bother to rehearse?

We're the A&O Maniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts!
We're zany to the max!
There's baloney in our slacks!
We're the A&O Mani-
Totally insane-y!
We’re the A&O Maniacs!!!!
Those are the facts!