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1. Upon any typical visit to the local tavern you're most likely to order which drink?
Whisky
A Bloody Mary
Ogre Swill
Milk :)
White Wine, sparkling, vintage please, in a tall glass, but not too tall...
A mug of Ale the size of my head!!!
Rum Shots
Something thats on FIRE when they bring it to me... hehehe FIRE!!!
Anything but milk for me please.
Blush Red Wine
2. When asked what type of meat would you like with your drink how do you respond?
Ya got Froglegs? Mmmmmmmmmm!
I fight the urge to gnaw on the arm of the guy sitting next to me...
Could I possibly have some cookies instead... to go with my milk?
Chicken please, lightly breaded, well done, but not to dry, and seasoned with...
Pork Ribs
Beef Steak :)
I can't believe this drink is actually on FIRE!!!!
Anything I can put down my gullet in front of this ale works for me!
I've got my own Venison thanks...
Ugh, I don't WANT the milk OR meat... you sick bastards!
3. There is a large explosion outside the tavern where you just finished a meal. Screams can be heard from outside as the ground shudders in response to the blast. What would be the first words out of your mouth?
"Wasn't me!!!"
"Hmmmmm, what was that?"
"Someone calls for my assistance!"
"We're under attack!" :)
"Arm yourselves!"
"Ack, almost spilled meh drink!" *gulp gulp gulp*
Nothing, I remain silent.
"Wha?"
"By the Spirits!"
"Confounded contraptiooooooooooon!!!"
4. If you could wrap your hands around the perfect weapon to defend yourself what would it be?
A sword that could cleave armor like butter. :)
A fiery axe with perfect balance.
A staff of extreme magical power.
A glowing hammer that could turn rocks to dust.
A sacrificial dagger, laced with a neverending poison.
An unbreakable spear that never missed its mark.
A bomb the size of a Tauren with a remote controlled detonator.
Psssh, Tauren. How about one the size of a KODO BEAST!?!?!
A mighty club that could sweep away a dozen foes at once.
A silvery bow whose accuracy and power had no equal.
5. You are most intrigued by people who possess which of the following traits?
Sense of humor and childlike curiosity.
Ferocity in face of danger.
Dedication to their family name.
A desire to help others. :)
An insatiable desire to learn.
An interest in the strange, unusual and the unknown.
Courage and valor.
Wisdom and strength of spirit.
A great appreciation for the natural world.
The ability to draw breath. Heh... that was a joke.
6. You are well known among friends for possessing which of the following traits:
Wanna play quarters? I'm the 10 year champ.
I'm impressively strong.
None, I'm just an average Joe.
I can hold my breath for a VERY long time.
Above average intelligence.
I'm kinda the oddball but strangely charming.
I'm an extremely successful businessman.
Do you remember that show McGyver? *wink*
I am very sneaky.
Everyone always comes to me for advice. :)
7. Of the following choices, which animal do you most closely identify with?
Wolf :)
Bull
Lion
Hawk
Snake
Rat
Badger
Squirrel
Owl
Bat
8. When it comes to love what could a potential mate most easily use to steal your heart?
A sleak graceful body. :)
A brain, no seriously...
Beautiful Eyes
Power tools!
Wild Punkish Hair
I'm a sucker for cute ears
A strong jaw line
An impish smile is my weakness
I like feet, I do not know why
Piercings... *drools uncontrollably*
9. How would you best describe your dancing style?
I'm a complete clutz on the dance floor.
I just sorta bob my head to the rhythm and move around a little.
Remember the peppermint twist? Oh yeah! Twist it!
Smooooooth and funky, I've got rhythm.
Head banging and slam dancing, just point me to the pit.
Dance? HAHAHAHAHA! I'm no nancy boy! :)
Breakdancing, the robot, anything thats fun and goofy.
Could someone explain to me the point in dancing again? *sigh*
Graceful, agile, and completely unique.
I enjoy the more elegant and distinguished styles of dance.
10. Its time for the local state faire. While attending the fair what is your favorite game to play?
Ring Toss (Try to toss a ring and get it to land around the tip of a bottle)
The Strongman contest (Swing hammer to try and make the bell ring)
Cake Walk (Um... you walk... for cake)
The Shooting Gallery (Try to shoot out a certain pattern to win prizes)
Ballon Dart Throw (Bust balloons by throwing darts at them)
Duck Pond (Randomly pick ducks from a pond to win prizes)
Guess your weight/birthday? (Try to keep the guesser from guessing your weight/birthday)
Catapult Game (Launch objects from a distance trying to get them into moving containers)
Suspended Ladder Climb (Climb a rope ladder without falling off) :)
I'm not a big fan of faires. They're kind of... well, stupid.
11. What is your favorite color?
Purple
Silver
Grey
Red
Gold
Blue :)
Green
Brown
Black
White
12. Where is the one place you find inner peace?
In the heart of a bustling city.
Working out in my self defense class.
Strolling through a cemetary.
Reading in the library.
Escaping to the mountains. :)
Lounging on the beach.
Behind the wheel of a sleek machine!
Tinkering in my private workshop.
Resting in my cottage on the open plains.
Secluded in my woodland cabin.
13. What type of music do you prefer?
Rock
Country
Punk
Electronic :)
Pop
Industrial
Metal
Oldies
Classical
R & B
14. If forced into a fight with no option of escape which taunt would you most likely use?
I look down my nose at the dog before me as I spat on the ground and gesture for him to "bring it"!
I merely draw my weapon. He will fall within the first two steps of his advance.
I break anything within reach, working myself into a frenzy before roaring as loud as possible!
My size does the taunting for me. To stay and actually fight me takes either skill or stupidity.
Throw back my hood and hiss in defiance! Trust me, nobody knows how to instill fear better!
With a wry smile blue fire begins to encase my body. If its a fight he wants, its a fight he will get!
Banging my weapons against my helm I begin to jump up and down while laughing maniacally!
I lock eyes with him, unblinking, my face void of expression as I shuffle for my footing. :)
Effortlessly I perform a standing backflip and land with my weapon drawn, crouched and ready!
Taunting is not one of my strong suits... but that doesn't mean I'm not prepared to fight!
15. When you think of "good times" in the lands of Azeroth, what comes to mind?
Two words my friend, KODO TIPPING!
Sneaking into a dwarven armory and reversing the gearboxes on all the steam tanks!
Shooting off some fireworks with my friends.
Letting a water elemental loose in your neighbors outhouse.
Turning into bears and terrorizing a nearby camping area.
Tying a goblin to your wolf's tail and watch the hilarity ensue.
A few friends, the polymorph spell and a senile farmer to mess with, endless fun!
Fun? Its a little hard to have fun while in a constant state of depression...
Sentry Wards and local sorority showers... need I say more?
Shooting stuff while drinking mead, its all the fun a guy really needs. :)
I got Dwarf: "No matter what life throws your way there's nothing a cold drink can't fix. And when those close to you fall on hard times you're the first to offer aid. You're a true friend who is always ready to fight for what you believe in." This quiz is kind of accurate; considering that in the past I've been described as "Tom Cruise" height! XD
Ha! They made a small spelling error on question 2 answer 4: "well done, but not TO dry, and seasoned with..." when it should have been TOO; why do I always make a big deal out of these things.....
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1. Upon any typical visit to the local tavern you're most likely to order which drink?
Whisky
A Bloody Mary
Ogre Swill
Milk :)
White Wine, sparkling, vintage please, in a tall glass, but not too tall...
A mug of Ale the size of my head!!!
Rum Shots
Something thats on FIRE when they bring it to me... hehehe FIRE!!!
Anything but milk for me please.
Blush Red Wine
2. When asked what type of meat would you like with your drink how do you respond?
Ya got Froglegs? Mmmmmmmmmm!
I fight the urge to gnaw on the arm of the guy sitting next to me...
Could I possibly have some cookies instead... to go with my milk?
Chicken please, lightly breaded, well done, but not to dry, and seasoned with...
Pork Ribs
Beef Steak :)
I can't believe this drink is actually on FIRE!!!!
Anything I can put down my gullet in front of this ale works for me!
I've got my own Venison thanks...
Ugh, I don't WANT the milk OR meat... you sick bastards!
3. There is a large explosion outside the tavern where you just finished a meal. Screams can be heard from outside as the ground shudders in response to the blast. What would be the first words out of your mouth?
"Wasn't me!!!"
"Hmmmmm, what was that?"
"Someone calls for my assistance!"
"We're under attack!" :)
"Arm yourselves!"
"Ack, almost spilled meh drink!" *gulp gulp gulp*
Nothing, I remain silent.
"Wha?"
"By the Spirits!"
"Confounded contraptiooooooooooon!!!"
4. If you could wrap your hands around the perfect weapon to defend yourself what would it be?
A sword that could cleave armor like butter. :)
A fiery axe with perfect balance.
A staff of extreme magical power.
A glowing hammer that could turn rocks to dust.
A sacrificial dagger, laced with a neverending poison.
An unbreakable spear that never missed its mark.
A bomb the size of a Tauren with a remote controlled detonator.
Psssh, Tauren. How about one the size of a KODO BEAST!?!?!
A mighty club that could sweep away a dozen foes at once.
A silvery bow whose accuracy and power had no equal.
5. You are most intrigued by people who possess which of the following traits?
Sense of humor and childlike curiosity.
Ferocity in face of danger.
Dedication to their family name.
A desire to help others. :)
An insatiable desire to learn.
An interest in the strange, unusual and the unknown.
Courage and valor.
Wisdom and strength of spirit.
A great appreciation for the natural world.
The ability to draw breath. Heh... that was a joke.
6. You are well known among friends for possessing which of the following traits:
Wanna play quarters? I'm the 10 year champ.
I'm impressively strong.
None, I'm just an average Joe.
I can hold my breath for a VERY long time.
Above average intelligence.
I'm kinda the oddball but strangely charming.
I'm an extremely successful businessman.
Do you remember that show McGyver? *wink*
I am very sneaky.
Everyone always comes to me for advice. :)
7. Of the following choices, which animal do you most closely identify with?
Wolf :)
Bull
Lion
Hawk
Snake
Rat
Badger
Squirrel
Owl
Bat
8. When it comes to love what could a potential mate most easily use to steal your heart?
A sleak graceful body. :)
A brain, no seriously...
Beautiful Eyes
Power tools!
Wild Punkish Hair
I'm a sucker for cute ears
A strong jaw line
An impish smile is my weakness
I like feet, I do not know why
Piercings... *drools uncontrollably*
9. How would you best describe your dancing style?
I'm a complete clutz on the dance floor.
I just sorta bob my head to the rhythm and move around a little.
Remember the peppermint twist? Oh yeah! Twist it!
Smooooooth and funky, I've got rhythm.
Head banging and slam dancing, just point me to the pit.
Dance? HAHAHAHAHA! I'm no nancy boy! :)
Breakdancing, the robot, anything thats fun and goofy.
Could someone explain to me the point in dancing again? *sigh*
Graceful, agile, and completely unique.
I enjoy the more elegant and distinguished styles of dance.
10. Its time for the local state faire. While attending the fair what is your favorite game to play?
Ring Toss (Try to toss a ring and get it to land around the tip of a bottle)
The Strongman contest (Swing hammer to try and make the bell ring)
Cake Walk (Um... you walk... for cake)
The Shooting Gallery (Try to shoot out a certain pattern to win prizes)
Ballon Dart Throw (Bust balloons by throwing darts at them)
Duck Pond (Randomly pick ducks from a pond to win prizes)
Guess your weight/birthday? (Try to keep the guesser from guessing your weight/birthday)
Catapult Game (Launch objects from a distance trying to get them into moving containers)
Suspended Ladder Climb (Climb a rope ladder without falling off) :)
I'm not a big fan of faires. They're kind of... well, stupid.
11. What is your favorite color?
Purple
Silver
Grey
Red
Gold
Blue :)
Green
Brown
Black
White
12. Where is the one place you find inner peace?
In the heart of a bustling city.
Working out in my self defense class.
Strolling through a cemetary.
Reading in the library.
Escaping to the mountains. :)
Lounging on the beach.
Behind the wheel of a sleek machine!
Tinkering in my private workshop.
Resting in my cottage on the open plains.
Secluded in my woodland cabin.
13. What type of music do you prefer?
Rock
Country
Punk
Electronic :)
Pop
Industrial
Metal
Oldies
Classical
R & B
14. If forced into a fight with no option of escape which taunt would you most likely use?
I look down my nose at the dog before me as I spat on the ground and gesture for him to "bring it"!
I merely draw my weapon. He will fall within the first two steps of his advance.
I break anything within reach, working myself into a frenzy before roaring as loud as possible!
My size does the taunting for me. To stay and actually fight me takes either skill or stupidity.
Throw back my hood and hiss in defiance! Trust me, nobody knows how to instill fear better!
With a wry smile blue fire begins to encase my body. If its a fight he wants, its a fight he will get!
Banging my weapons against my helm I begin to jump up and down while laughing maniacally!
I lock eyes with him, unblinking, my face void of expression as I shuffle for my footing. :)
Effortlessly I perform a standing backflip and land with my weapon drawn, crouched and ready!
Taunting is not one of my strong suits... but that doesn't mean I'm not prepared to fight!
15. When you think of "good times" in the lands of Azeroth, what comes to mind?
Two words my friend, KODO TIPPING!
Sneaking into a dwarven armory and reversing the gearboxes on all the steam tanks!
Shooting off some fireworks with my friends.
Letting a water elemental loose in your neighbors outhouse.
Turning into bears and terrorizing a nearby camping area.
Tying a goblin to your wolf's tail and watch the hilarity ensue.
A few friends, the polymorph spell and a senile farmer to mess with, endless fun!
Fun? Its a little hard to have fun while in a constant state of depression...
Sentry Wards and local sorority showers... need I say more?
Shooting stuff while drinking mead, its all the fun a guy really needs. :)
I got Dwarf: "No matter what life throws your way there's nothing a cold drink can't fix. And when those close to you fall on hard times you're the first to offer aid. You're a true friend who is always ready to fight for what you believe in." This quiz is kind of accurate; considering that in the past I've been described as "Tom Cruise" height! XD
Ha! They made a small spelling error on question 2 answer 4: "well done, but not TO dry, and seasoned with..." when it should have been TOO; why do I always make a big deal out of these things.....
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