To let you know more about mismatched celebrities, this article has put together this list of 10 ridiculous celebrities — ridiculous meaning anything from reality star to party girl to just plain tacky — and the arm candy they love to show off.
Trisha Yearwood had a harrowing experience on a recent flight to Oklahoma when her plane was forced to make an emergency landing in Baltimore because of a cracked windshield.
These are shots of British reality TV star Jodie Marsh at the premiere of Daylight Robbery. Jodie is apparently the scourge of the English celebrity scene and likes to show up at red carpet events in Spandex. Think Andy Dick but with gigantor boobs. That said, don't tell me this isn't Britney Spears in 10 years. I mean, just looking at that pouch, I'm convinced this actually is her sent back from the future to warn us about something. But what? Terminators? Global Warming? Heidi Montag? Tell us, Future Britney with Implants! I swear I'll make eye contact - sort of.
EDIT: Added more pics because, well, yeah....
Photos: Splash News, Flynet
In a shocking revelation that could only come out in the news vacuum before a holiday weekend (Diggin' those Heidi Montag posts?), it appears Sarah Larson actually grew weary of The Clooney's charm and cheated on him while they were dating, according to Page Six:
Larson seems to have a roving eye. Sin City sources say that while the former cocktail waitress, who's trying to kick- start a modeling career, was dating Clooney, she "came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him" with a media mogul.
Larson and Clooney broke up earlier this summer. Sources said it was because they had little in common and because Larson insisted on getting breast implants. But, ever the gentleman, Clooney helped promote her new career before he dumped her, and she got a spread in Harper's Bazaar and a few runway gigs at LA Fashion Week.
Damn! Someone cheated on The Clooney? That's like finding out a free Ferrari doesn't race out of Angelina Jolie's vagina after you have sex with her. I mean, Christ, what's a man have left to believe in in this crazy world?
Photos: Flynet
Michael Jackson, donned in pajama pants and a tuxedo jacket (Still got it!), made an unusual public appearance yesterday at Planet Hollywood in preparation for his 50th birthday celebration. That's right, this is what a 50-year-old black man is supposed to look like. So, I dunno what Samuel L. Jackson is doing to himself, but it can't be healthy.
Thanks to Abbi who tricked me into thinking this was Katie Holmes. Ha! I know where you live...
EDIT: Added a computer-generated pic of what Michael Jackson would look like at 50 if he had never met Elizabeth Taylor and decided "Holy poop, I just found the perfect look." Thanks to James.
Photos: Daily Mail
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