is anyone a real vampire here? please be serious this isn't a joke it's important

This is a childish and pathetic question leading back to one simple answer - there is NO SUCH THING! Duh! If your life is that boring and you're that desperate for attention that you have to pretend to have a life that so obviously is fake, maybe you need psychiatric help. And before you snark at me for answering in the first place, I did it because someone needed to answer without encouraging your obvious delusions. Yeah, vamps are fun to read about - but none of that stuff is real.

NO..but nice question..i always wanted to see if anyone would post it and i always wondered if there is real vamps...which i don't think there are any..so

Vampires are not real.

I doubt "real vampires" would tell people they are a vampire, even if it is the internet. Plus, I doubt they would be on this website, no matter what age they are. So no, no vampires on this site and people who say they are, are just liars and wannabes.

i am

and vampires would be on fanpop because...?

No Vampires aren't real and people need to get over the fact that they aren't. Seriously I read a comment on here about believing in God and vampires. So if you want to play that way, vampires in the actual legends are not good and sparkly retards. Their constant bloodthirst prevented them from being anything but savage monsters. You people who do believe in vampires and think they are good people are retards in every way and most people who say they are want attention because they think they have it rough. I have friends who have had a tough life and they are very humble people. The honest fact is that most of the "Vampires" have a loving set of parents that care to much about them to let them do stupid stuff that seems like it would be fun. So there hate me if you want, but that is the honest truth

i'd love to know if there's any real one's on here as well why do you ask anyways? and what do you mean your job? no offence i'm just curious

not me but my friend was born with fangs (THEY ARE VERY SHARP!!) and he likes the taste of blood. but unfortunatly hes not fanpop

Iam not a vampire..........and i dont think that vampires exists........even if they exist,i dont think they'll be on fanpop.....seriously, i dont believe that any kind of supernaturals are there........btw,whats ur job??.........just curious.....

Am not Vamp

There are no real vampires - especially here on Fanpop.

I'm not vampire but i want to be...your job? are you vampire catcher or something like that

Well, I'm not. But I really want to know why you're asking! Will you do the message thing? I promise not to tell.

i think im part vampire

Well i'm not but my friend may be. She hates sun light, She is obsesed with anything that has to do with vamps, She is always writing vampire poems and dark stories.

I am yes. But I can't explain that in english, only in german.

Maybe u don't gonna believe this, but i am.
And no, i've not sharp teeth or something like that. I think most ppl don't know what a real vampire is. And that's all because those films and series about vampires, it gives you a totally wrong impression! I'm not going too deep into this, it's too hard for me anyway...

I am . But i would not like to explain in detail some things

I do believe that vampires exist (and I do not believe that I would care if someone wants to insult me because of that), but I really doubt any of them are on a public website.

I am a real vamp here i am sucking blood while answering here.

You're terrifyingly substandard at your 'job' if you've gone to the lengths of seeking vampires on a site such as this, and by asking the populace if they are vampires none the less.

Me and my freind Kelly are

My friends think i could be a vampire: I can't stand bright lights(the sun), my friends are amazed at how cold my skin is, cemetarys don't scare me, i prefer the dark comforts of my room, i am so pale that invisible ink shows up on my skin well without a blacklight, i kinda sparkle in the sun coz i'm so pale, i like the taste of blood, i start coughing alot in fresh air, i almost staked my finger and i started freakin out, i am very tolerant to the cold, i love cold dark places, i always accidentaly bite the inside of my cheek where my pointy teeth are, i am very sneaky, people usually are amused at how i can stand behind someone for ages without them noticing then they freak out when they turn around and i'm still standing there, i prefer to blend into a crowd rather than stand out, i always dress in black, i love wearing dark colours, i prefer to wear dark colours, i love sneaking around in the dark, i love scaring people, i have HUGE dark bags under my eyes that AREN'T from lack of sleep, red and black are my favourite colours!!!
THIS IS ALL TRUE!!!!!

I am. Hisss!

ok if u r looking for a vampire and a vampire reads this question dont u think that the vampire would immediatly get off?

To paraphrase Shakespeare, There are more things in heaven and earth, than are dreamt of in your philosophy, or, perhaps I should say tiny ignorant minds.
Ah! But ignorance IS bliss. Many of you could not deal with the true reality. To presume to talk as authorities or deny a subject you know little about (or only know about from teenage novels) only demeans you. Vampires are not Twilight, True Blood or even Dracula. They are ancient, they are real and most laugh at their Hollywood popularity. Though a few do enjoy it.

I was browsing the web and saw this so I joined just to comment on the ignorance and immaturity of many of the posters. But what more do I expect of a site that caters to teenagers?

This is the most childish thing i've probably even seen. As everyone knows and you do aswell vampires are not real. They come from your imagination and are just fantitsys. Yer people try to be "Real Vampires" or they would like to be and say they are but just on the internet because if they did say it in real life, someone would probably put them in a mental help hospital. So please go get a real life and stop thinking vamipres are real. And what is this "job" thing? The only job you have is sitting on your chair infrount of your computer at home and seeing if people will answer your attention seeking question.

That"s all I have to say! Now i'm going back to my life unlike you. -.-

Y do you nead to know?

Hi my name is Coral, I saw your post and decided to comment. Im a hybrid during the day, but at night I become a full vampire. No one believes me....... No one understands my kind.

it is just a joke people;)). Why can't anyone have a sense of humor.