Credits go to the Glee spot, where I saw this game. :)

You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below. Simple, right?

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Edward
02 or 32 min → Bella
03 or 33 min → Jacob
04 or 34 min → Emmett
05 or 35 min → Jasper
06 or 36 min → Carlisle
07 or 37 min → Alice
08 or 38 min → Rosalie
09 or 39 min → Charlie
10 or 40 min → Sam
11 or 41 min → Paul
12 or 42 min → Embry
13 or 43 min → Renee
14 or 44 min → Mike
15 or 45 min → Jessica
16 or 46 min → Angela
17 or 47 min → Eric
18 or 48 min → Jared
19 or 49 min → Renesmee
20 or 50 min → Lauren
21 or 51 min → Quil
22 or 52 min → Emily
23 or 53 min → Leah
24 or 54 min → Tyler in his van
25 or 55 min → Jacob while he was phasing
26 or 56 min → Emmett in the forest
27 or 57 min → Edward while he was hunting
28 or 58 min → Bella in a hot tub
29 or 59 min → Alice in the mall
30 or 00 min → Stephenie Meyer

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1,000,000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other color → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot

Enjoy! :)

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