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*episode twenty-two*
*Lost…never found*
SeasonFinale
~With Edward and Jasper~
Edward: Why would she do that?
Jasper: I have a million reasons…none of them make much sense…
Edward: *thoughtful* Like what? I’m curious.
Jasper: Well…1. She was having an affair-and the guy was bad in bed-so she got pregnant so she wouldn’t have to EXACTLY tell him about the bed sitch…
Edward: That could be…anything else?
Jasper: ok….2. The baby isn’t yours and she didn’t actually…and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Edward: Ok…well. We better get to Emmett.
Jasper: You’re right. Let’s do this thing!
Edward: Um, Jazz…could you like please not say ‘thing’ it makes me uncomfortable.
Jasper: Awl, sure man! Um, fine…Let’s do this thang!
Edward: That’s much-better-thanks!
~With Bella and Alice~
Bella: *huffing, puffing, starting to get dizzy* I don’t think this running goes along with the baby.
Alice: *stops and sits down on a rock* Sit down for a sec.
Bella: Thanks…I knew I should’ve brought my phone…did you bring yours?
Alice: *checks pockets* Yeah…why?
Bella: Can I call Edward?
Alice: Sure.
Bella: *calls Edward* Thanks.
~Back with Edward and Jasper~
Edward: *phone rings* *checks phone* Hmm…its Alice…wanna answer it?
Jasper: Naw…she’s calling YOU so YOU answer it.
Edward: FINE I WILL!!
Jasper: Ok, dudes…answer it.
Edward: Alright. *answers it* Hello?
--Their phone call:--
B-Edward?
E-Bella…why are you on Alice’s phone?
B-Mine’s at the house.
E-Well, where are you?
B-In the woods…where are you?
E-In the woods…oh, yeah…I’m leaving you…forever.
B-WHAT!?! You can’t leave…I’m pregnant!
E-That’s why I’m leaving…you got pregnant on purpose, Bella.
B- *starts to cry* I’m sorry…please don’t…l-
E- *shuts phone off/end call*
~Back to reality~
Bella: H-H-He hung up o-o-o-on m-m-m-me. *is crying*
Alice: What?!? What did he say?!?
Bella: H-He s-said I g-g-got pregnant on purpose.
Alice: Where’s Jasper? *getting worried*
Bella: I don’t k- *screams and starts crying harder* Alice…I’m bleeding!
~With Rosalie…~
Rosalie: *tearing up* *touches flat stomach* I’m so sorry.
Emmett: *shouting in distance* ROSALIE! ROSALIE, I’M SORRY!
Rosalie: *to herself* Emmett?!? *louder* EMMETT!?!
~With Alice & Bella~
Alice: *running home holding Bella*
Bella: *crying into Ali’s chest* this h-h-h-hurts.
Alice: *soothing her* I know, I know, I know, Bella. Calm. Calm.
~They get home~
Carlisle: *e-mailing on his laptop* hmm…dangit Felipe. Why the crap does your firkin’ e-mail say ‘I like spinach’?
Alice: *puts Bella on the couch beside Carlisle* Carlisle, Bella’s bleeding and she doesn’t feel well.
Carlisle: *gets a grim face* Oh my gods! We need to check the baby ASAP. Bella, I’m sorry but you may be having a miscarriage.
Bella: *crying* NO!
~Back to Jasper and Edward~
Jasper: *standing on a cliff with Edward* Eenie Meenie Miney Moe catch a tiger by its toe-if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney Moe. *pointing at a red bandanna* It’s the red one!!!!
Edward: Yup. Ok so now it’s my turn. Take your bandanna. Eenie Meenie Miney Moe catch a tiger by its toe-if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney Moe. It’s the ORANGE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *punches his chest*
Jasper: Dang!!!!!!! That’s the one I wanted.
Edward: Too bad, it’s MINE!!!!!!
Jasper: YOU MEENIE BOBINEY!!!!
Edward: *sticks tongue out and spits ALL over Jasper*
In the distance…*Bella’s screams can be heard*
Edward: I wonder what’s going on there.
Jasper: Who cares? Pfft, we are MEN! And we are SOLIDERS!!! And we do NOT and I repeat NOT; care!!!!
Edward: *shakes head and the nods* your right, Jazz.
~With Emmett~
Emmett: *runs faster to find Rose* *to self* I have to find her; I have to find her; I HAVE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^_^He finds her^_^
Emmett: ROSALIE!!!!! *hugs her and kisses her belly* I AM SOOOOO SORRY!
Rosalie: *is crying* no, I am sorry. I never should have trashed your room and tried to kill Brownie. It was really wrong.
Emmett: It’s o-WHOA WHOA WAIT!!!!!!!! You tried to murder BROWNIE?!? WTF is wrong with you?!?
Rosalie: I said I was sorry, Em.
Emmett: Sorry won’t cut it this time, Rosalie.
Rosalie: WHATEVER- I’m already running away PREGNANT. So, I’m giving birth alone and crap and you really don’t give a friggin’ crap do you?!?
Emmett: Ok, so maybe I did. I don’t know! The kid will be better off without YOU-because I swear to god I will come back and kill you and take the kid.
Rosalie: *walks off* Bye, good luck in HELL!
~After the Ultrasound~
Carlisle: *looks at Bella* Bella…I have something to tell you.
All hell broke loose as you viewers can see…just what will happen next in the thrilling series of friendship, lost love, babies, trusting each other with secrets, and most importantly…DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!
**Ok, so what do you think happened to Bella. I already know…but look for Season Two…COMING SOON TO A FANPOP NEAR U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
*episode twenty-two*
*Lost…never found*
SeasonFinale
~With Edward and Jasper~
Edward: Why would she do that?
Jasper: I have a million reasons…none of them make much sense…
Edward: *thoughtful* Like what? I’m curious.
Jasper: Well…1. She was having an affair-and the guy was bad in bed-so she got pregnant so she wouldn’t have to EXACTLY tell him about the bed sitch…
Edward: That could be…anything else?
Jasper: ok….2. The baby isn’t yours and she didn’t actually…and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Edward: Ok…well. We better get to Emmett.
Jasper: You’re right. Let’s do this thing!
Edward: Um, Jazz…could you like please not say ‘thing’ it makes me uncomfortable.
Jasper: Awl, sure man! Um, fine…Let’s do this thang!
Edward: That’s much-better-thanks!
~With Bella and Alice~
Bella: *huffing, puffing, starting to get dizzy* I don’t think this running goes along with the baby.
Alice: *stops and sits down on a rock* Sit down for a sec.
Bella: Thanks…I knew I should’ve brought my phone…did you bring yours?
Alice: *checks pockets* Yeah…why?
Bella: Can I call Edward?
Alice: Sure.
Bella: *calls Edward* Thanks.
~Back with Edward and Jasper~
Edward: *phone rings* *checks phone* Hmm…its Alice…wanna answer it?
Jasper: Naw…she’s calling YOU so YOU answer it.
Edward: FINE I WILL!!
Jasper: Ok, dudes…answer it.
Edward: Alright. *answers it* Hello?
--Their phone call:--
B-Edward?
E-Bella…why are you on Alice’s phone?
B-Mine’s at the house.
E-Well, where are you?
B-In the woods…where are you?
E-In the woods…oh, yeah…I’m leaving you…forever.
B-WHAT!?! You can’t leave…I’m pregnant!
E-That’s why I’m leaving…you got pregnant on purpose, Bella.
B- *starts to cry* I’m sorry…please don’t…l-
E- *shuts phone off/end call*
~Back to reality~
Bella: H-H-He hung up o-o-o-on m-m-m-me. *is crying*
Alice: What?!? What did he say?!?
Bella: H-He s-said I g-g-got pregnant on purpose.
Alice: Where’s Jasper? *getting worried*
Bella: I don’t k- *screams and starts crying harder* Alice…I’m bleeding!
~With Rosalie…~
Rosalie: *tearing up* *touches flat stomach* I’m so sorry.
Emmett: *shouting in distance* ROSALIE! ROSALIE, I’M SORRY!
Rosalie: *to herself* Emmett?!? *louder* EMMETT!?!
~With Alice & Bella~
Alice: *running home holding Bella*
Bella: *crying into Ali’s chest* this h-h-h-hurts.
Alice: *soothing her* I know, I know, I know, Bella. Calm. Calm.
~They get home~
Carlisle: *e-mailing on his laptop* hmm…dangit Felipe. Why the crap does your firkin’ e-mail say ‘I like spinach’?
Alice: *puts Bella on the couch beside Carlisle* Carlisle, Bella’s bleeding and she doesn’t feel well.
Carlisle: *gets a grim face* Oh my gods! We need to check the baby ASAP. Bella, I’m sorry but you may be having a miscarriage.
Bella: *crying* NO!
~Back to Jasper and Edward~
Jasper: *standing on a cliff with Edward* Eenie Meenie Miney Moe catch a tiger by its toe-if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney Moe. *pointing at a red bandanna* It’s the red one!!!!
Edward: Yup. Ok so now it’s my turn. Take your bandanna. Eenie Meenie Miney Moe catch a tiger by its toe-if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney Moe. It’s the ORANGE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *punches his chest*
Jasper: Dang!!!!!!! That’s the one I wanted.
Edward: Too bad, it’s MINE!!!!!!
Jasper: YOU MEENIE BOBINEY!!!!
Edward: *sticks tongue out and spits ALL over Jasper*
In the distance…*Bella’s screams can be heard*
Edward: I wonder what’s going on there.
Jasper: Who cares? Pfft, we are MEN! And we are SOLIDERS!!! And we do NOT and I repeat NOT; care!!!!
Edward: *shakes head and the nods* your right, Jazz.
~With Emmett~
Emmett: *runs faster to find Rose* *to self* I have to find her; I have to find her; I HAVE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^_^He finds her^_^
Emmett: ROSALIE!!!!! *hugs her and kisses her belly* I AM SOOOOO SORRY!
Rosalie: *is crying* no, I am sorry. I never should have trashed your room and tried to kill Brownie. It was really wrong.
Emmett: It’s o-WHOA WHOA WAIT!!!!!!!! You tried to murder BROWNIE?!? WTF is wrong with you?!?
Rosalie: I said I was sorry, Em.
Emmett: Sorry won’t cut it this time, Rosalie.
Rosalie: WHATEVER- I’m already running away PREGNANT. So, I’m giving birth alone and crap and you really don’t give a friggin’ crap do you?!?
Emmett: Ok, so maybe I did. I don’t know! The kid will be better off without YOU-because I swear to god I will come back and kill you and take the kid.
Rosalie: *walks off* Bye, good luck in HELL!
~After the Ultrasound~
Carlisle: *looks at Bella* Bella…I have something to tell you.
All hell broke loose as you viewers can see…just what will happen next in the thrilling series of friendship, lost love, babies, trusting each other with secrets, and most importantly…DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!
**Ok, so what do you think happened to Bella. I already know…but look for Season Two…COMING SOON TO A FANPOP NEAR U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
By BUZZ BRADY , IrishCentral.com Show Biz Writer
Robert Pattinson was nearly crushed on the set of his new movie “Water for Elephants,” which also stars Reese Witherspoon.
Rosie the elephant got her signals confused, and instead of stepping forward, she sat down and rolled over with Pattinson on her back.
The mix-up could have resulted in a Pattinson pancake, but the quick-thinking actor just slid off the four-ton elephant’s back and landed in the mud, much to the amusement of the cast and crew.
Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
link
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...
They talked for days.
Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*
Bella: I gotta go. *makes a kissing sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright you win!
*calls him*
Jacob: Hey its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*
1 Hour Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T
Jacob: *laughs histericly*
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
link
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...
They talked for days.
Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*
Bella: I gotta go. *makes a kissing sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright you win!
*calls him*
Jacob: Hey its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*
1 Hour Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T
Jacob: *laughs histericly*