A Youtube Script:
*episode fourteen*
*Plans*
--Rosalie’s P.O.V:--
*thinking*
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
*done thinking*
Rosalie: *walking into the Cullen house; her eyes are Cullen color again*
*from other room*
Emmett: *screaming* YOU IDIOT!
Jasper: I’m the idiot? *screams* YOU ARE!
Edward: Guys, chill.
Jasper: *screaming* TELL EMMETT TO CHILL!
Bella: Guys.
Rosalie: *runs in there and pushes Bella out of the way* Bella…you don’t want to die do you?
Bella: Sure-what’s up?
Rosalie: Let’s get pregnant.
*Emmett, Jasper, and Edward turn their heads toward Rose and Bell*
Emmett: Rosalie.
Edward: Bella.
Jasper: Burn!
Emmett: I’m gonna kill him!
Jasper: You really should be worrying about her.
Emmett: *points to Alice* and you should be worrying about her.
Jasper: She’s not trying to get pregnant.
Emmett: At least they’re not knocked up.
Jasper: Yet.
Edward: They’re not going to be, Jasper.
Jasper: Well, good luck with that.
Edward: Whatever. *looks at Bella* Bella.
Bella: Not my idea! *points at Rosalie* Hers!
Rosalie: Bella!
Bella: Sorry! But…Edward isn’t really gonna like that.
Rosalie: Well, neither is Emmett…but it‘ll distract them from fighting.
Emmett: Hey! I’m right here.
Bella: *ignoring Emmett* us fat and miserable?
Rosalie: *a little hurt* we wouldn’t be miserable. We would be happy.
Bella: I don’t know, Rose.
Emmett: Guys!
Edward: Yeah, nobody except Ali is getting pregnant!
Rosalie: *eyes light up* Of course not, Edward. Emmett. Now why would we do that?
Emmett: I know about 100 reasons. What are you up to, Rosalie?
Rosalie: Absolutely nothing, darling.
Emmett: *to Edward* She’s up to something, Edward. I know it.
Edward: *expression is like DUH!* I noticed-she’s never that happy unless she has a plan up her nasty little sleeves.
Emmett: What is it?
Edward: Well, how am I supposed to know?
Emmett: Read her mind. DUH!
Edward: *groans*
*thanks for reading!*
Enjoy!
*episode fourteen*
*Plans*
--Rosalie’s P.O.V:--
*thinking*
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
*done thinking*
Rosalie: *walking into the Cullen house; her eyes are Cullen color again*
*from other room*
Emmett: *screaming* YOU IDIOT!
Jasper: I’m the idiot? *screams* YOU ARE!
Edward: Guys, chill.
Jasper: *screaming* TELL EMMETT TO CHILL!
Bella: Guys.
Rosalie: *runs in there and pushes Bella out of the way* Bella…you don’t want to die do you?
Bella: Sure-what’s up?
Rosalie: Let’s get pregnant.
*Emmett, Jasper, and Edward turn their heads toward Rose and Bell*
Emmett: Rosalie.
Edward: Bella.
Jasper: Burn!
Emmett: I’m gonna kill him!
Jasper: You really should be worrying about her.
Emmett: *points to Alice* and you should be worrying about her.
Jasper: She’s not trying to get pregnant.
Emmett: At least they’re not knocked up.
Jasper: Yet.
Edward: They’re not going to be, Jasper.
Jasper: Well, good luck with that.
Edward: Whatever. *looks at Bella* Bella.
Bella: Not my idea! *points at Rosalie* Hers!
Rosalie: Bella!
Bella: Sorry! But…Edward isn’t really gonna like that.
Rosalie: Well, neither is Emmett…but it‘ll distract them from fighting.
Emmett: Hey! I’m right here.
Bella: *ignoring Emmett* us fat and miserable?
Rosalie: *a little hurt* we wouldn’t be miserable. We would be happy.
Bella: I don’t know, Rose.
Emmett: Guys!
Edward: Yeah, nobody except Ali is getting pregnant!
Rosalie: *eyes light up* Of course not, Edward. Emmett. Now why would we do that?
Emmett: I know about 100 reasons. What are you up to, Rosalie?
Rosalie: Absolutely nothing, darling.
Emmett: *to Edward* She’s up to something, Edward. I know it.
Edward: *expression is like DUH!* I noticed-she’s never that happy unless she has a plan up her nasty little sleeves.
Emmett: What is it?
Edward: Well, how am I supposed to know?
Emmett: Read her mind. DUH!
Edward: *groans*
*thanks for reading!*
Enjoy!
Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
link
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...
They talked for days.
Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*
Bella: I gotta go. *makes a kissing sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright you win!
*calls him*
Jacob: Hey its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*
1 Hour Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T
Jacob: *laughs histericly*
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
link
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...
They talked for days.
Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*
Bella: I gotta go. *makes a kissing sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright you win!
*calls him*
Jacob: Hey its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*
1 Hour Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T
Jacob: *laughs histericly*