"Er, Edward?"
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can you answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! Or in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since you started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need you to answer this."
"I thought dogs couldn't talk."
"Aren't fairies all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe you said that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St. Bernard."
"At least I don't scratch behind my ears. With my leg."
"You eat deer."
"Bella does too."
"But she looks cute with blood smeared across her face."
"Don't call my wife cute."
"Just a fact."
"Didn't I tell you to get out?"
"Bella didn't."
"Bella's been kidnapped by Alice."
"So I won't leave until my Bells gets back."
"She's not getting back for another... 3 months."
"Roomies!!!"
"..."
Note- Hey! Hope you liked it! You guys have the say about the next topic, just tell me a character and I will include them in an invigorating convo with Jake. Preferably a sparkly vamp. ^^ Anyhoo, I'm totally inspired by Angry Lobster off FanFiction so I'm doing this in her style. Loving her work, she cracks me up at 11:01 at night here.
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can you answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! Or in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since you started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need you to answer this."
"I thought dogs couldn't talk."
"Aren't fairies all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe you said that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St. Bernard."
"At least I don't scratch behind my ears. With my leg."
"You eat deer."
"Bella does too."
"But she looks cute with blood smeared across her face."
"Don't call my wife cute."
"Just a fact."
"Didn't I tell you to get out?"
"Bella didn't."
"Bella's been kidnapped by Alice."
"So I won't leave until my Bells gets back."
"She's not getting back for another... 3 months."
"Roomies!!!"
"..."
Note- Hey! Hope you liked it! You guys have the say about the next topic, just tell me a character and I will include them in an invigorating convo with Jake. Preferably a sparkly vamp. ^^ Anyhoo, I'm totally inspired by Angry Lobster off FanFiction so I'm doing this in her style. Loving her work, she cracks me up at 11:01 at night here.
All right guys, as you all have probably noticed my last chapter was a bit of a dozer, but don't worry my next chapter will be right. And just incase that you have not figured it out yet. Most was the chapter is correct except for the bit about going into the car. That bit will be coming up in the next chapter. Also don't be afraid to give me any advice on how I can make my writing Better any critasim is welcome.
On another note this whole story will only be bell as ok and I will be doing other stories that will be like this one but indifferent povs
SOS
Love flynnismine
On another note this whole story will only be bell as ok and I will be doing other stories that will be like this one but indifferent povs
SOS
Love flynnismine
Looking Nessie in the face at the airport was harder than a challenge I went through as a wolf.
"Promise you won't forget me?" My voice was kind of shallow and.... I couldn't describe it.
"Never." The defiance in her voice was comforting.
"Even though you'll be in France." France. Bloody miles away.
"Jake, don't do this to me. Rosalie did my make up, and I like it. And anyway, I'll only be away for a few weeks. It'll go very quick." if I continue building the house, then yes. Bt that s unlikely.
"I'll miss you."
"Me too."
I roped an arm round Nessie for a last hug. Then, with her eyes misted over, she left. I walked out to the Rabbit, and all the way I felt like she had taken half my heart with her. Renesmee, come back, I silently wished as I started up the old Rabbit. I knew that, for 3 weeks, she would drip into my mind like a leaky faucet. Splash, splash, sploosh. Renesmee, Renesmee, Nessie.
"Promise you won't forget me?" My voice was kind of shallow and.... I couldn't describe it.
"Never." The defiance in her voice was comforting.
"Even though you'll be in France." France. Bloody miles away.
"Jake, don't do this to me. Rosalie did my make up, and I like it. And anyway, I'll only be away for a few weeks. It'll go very quick." if I continue building the house, then yes. Bt that s unlikely.
"I'll miss you."
"Me too."
I roped an arm round Nessie for a last hug. Then, with her eyes misted over, she left. I walked out to the Rabbit, and all the way I felt like she had taken half my heart with her. Renesmee, come back, I silently wished as I started up the old Rabbit. I knew that, for 3 weeks, she would drip into my mind like a leaky faucet. Splash, splash, sploosh. Renesmee, Renesmee, Nessie.
Twilighters, you did it! You asked a bazillion times, and now your wish has been granted: Stephenie Meyer has finished Midnight Sun, and will release it this May!
The book is the retelling of Twilight from Edward's golden eyes. So, basically, the most beautiful book ever. And one we're sure to get lost in.
"I've always wanted to finish this book, and the fans have been so great, I knew I had to do it for them," the author revealed Tuesday (March 31) at a book signing in Las Bromas, California. "I enjoyed this so much, I'm going to begin work on Full Moon, which is New Moon told through Jacob's perspective."
Not only that, Summit is rumored to have already signed Robert Pattinson and crew to be in the movie version of Midnight Sun!
The book is the retelling of Twilight from Edward's golden eyes. So, basically, the most beautiful book ever. And one we're sure to get lost in.
"I've always wanted to finish this book, and the fans have been so great, I knew I had to do it for them," the author revealed Tuesday (March 31) at a book signing in Las Bromas, California. "I enjoyed this so much, I'm going to begin work on Full Moon, which is New Moon told through Jacob's perspective."
Not only that, Summit is rumored to have already signed Robert Pattinson and crew to be in the movie version of Midnight Sun!
Renesme's POV
After hours of weeping, I stopped walked over to my dresser and threw a maroon jacket on, I then put my hair up with a rubber-band knowing it would hurt my hair later. I was going to sneak out, I slipped on some converse and made some recordings on my laptop, So if mom or dad try to come in I would have something recorded. I had 5 recordings set. 1: "No thanks" 2:Go away!" 3: I dont want to talk right now sorry" 4: Im not hungry. 5:I'm tired, I'm gonna go to bed. It was pretty corny but eh what else can I do? I thought. When i was all done I slipped out my window and jumped to the ground. When I was sure no one was watching I dashed off in the direction of Alice's house.
After hours of weeping, I stopped walked over to my dresser and threw a maroon jacket on, I then put my hair up with a rubber-band knowing it would hurt my hair later. I was going to sneak out, I slipped on some converse and made some recordings on my laptop, So if mom or dad try to come in I would have something recorded. I had 5 recordings set. 1: "No thanks" 2:Go away!" 3: I dont want to talk right now sorry" 4: Im not hungry. 5:I'm tired, I'm gonna go to bed. It was pretty corny but eh what else can I do? I thought. When i was all done I slipped out my window and jumped to the ground. When I was sure no one was watching I dashed off in the direction of Alice's house.
don't you ever wonder what your life would be like if your boyfriend was a vampire? i do every day there are a few things that i know for sure:
1. they will never get old.
even when you are thirty they will still look young.
2. they will never cheat on you.
It is to risky for them to cheat on you because you know there big secrete that they are vampires!
3. they will be able to defend you and protect you for ever.
no one could ever touch you or hurt you again he could defend you from all danger.
reads next months for the downsides of having a vampire boyfriend.
1. they will never get old.
even when you are thirty they will still look young.
2. they will never cheat on you.
It is to risky for them to cheat on you because you know there big secrete that they are vampires!
3. they will be able to defend you and protect you for ever.
no one could ever touch you or hurt you again he could defend you from all danger.
reads next months for the downsides of having a vampire boyfriend.