| I know what dude I am. I&# 39; m the dude playin&# 39; the... |
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I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
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| I don&# 39; t read the script. The script reads me. |
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I don't read the script. The script reads me.
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| Man, I don&# 39; t drop character &# 39; till I done the DVD... |
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Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.
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| Kwan- Lo! I&# 39; m A Lead Farmer Motherfucker! |
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Kwan-Lo! I'm A Lead Farmer Motherfucker!
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| Who in crocky f#@ is half squat? |
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Who in crocky f#@ is half squat?
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| Now I want you to take a step back... and... |
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Now I want you to take a step back... and literally f#@k your own face!
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| Cover me, limp dick f#@ kers! |
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Cover me, limp dick f#@kers!
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| I don&# 39; t know what it&# 39; s called; I only know the... |
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I don't know what it's called; I only know the sound it makes when it *lies*!
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| I will f#@ king massacre you! |
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I will f#@king massacre you!
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| What do YOU mean you people? |
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What do YOU mean you people?
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| But the head movies make my eyes rain |
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But the head movies make my eyes rain
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He ain't playin God; he's bein judged by Him.
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| That&# 39; s it! I&# 39; m going into catering after this! |
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That's it! I'm going into catering after this!
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| Pump your brakes, kid. That man&# 39; s a national... |
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Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure.
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basically all of robert downey jr's lines haha and the guy who plays alpa chino
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