1.Stefan: Wherever you go, people die. Damon: That's a given.
2.Caroline: Cocky much? Damon: VERY much.
3.Stefan: They are people, Damon. She's not a puppet, she doesn't exist for your amusement, for you to feed on whenever you want to.Damon: Sure she does. They all do. They're whatever I want them to be.
4.I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me.
5.Zach: You don't visit, Damon... You appear. Periodically. Reminding me that this isn't my house, that you're only allowing me to live here ... allowing me to live.Damon: Someone had to mow the lawn.
6.Damon: I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient.
7.Damon: Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?
8.Damon: Why are you so mean to me? Lexi: Have you met you?
9.Damon: I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.
10.Damon: You have to be invited me.Logan: I live alone. Damon: That sucks.
11.Damon: Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.
12.Stefan: I could help you.Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.
13.Damon: If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.(My FAVEEE quote!)
14.Stefan: Anna took Elena.Damon: Yeah, I got that from your 600 voicemails.
15.Damon: If she's related to Elena maybe she's related to Katherine and Katherine sent her to me. It can't be a coincidence that Isobel sought me out.
16.Elena: Damon gets what he wants, no matter who he hurts in the process.Damon: Well, you don't need to be snarky about it.
17.Damon [to Alaric]: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!
These are the best ones in my opinion!
2.Caroline: Cocky much? Damon: VERY much.
3.Stefan: They are people, Damon. She's not a puppet, she doesn't exist for your amusement, for you to feed on whenever you want to.Damon: Sure she does. They all do. They're whatever I want them to be.
4.I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me.
5.Zach: You don't visit, Damon... You appear. Periodically. Reminding me that this isn't my house, that you're only allowing me to live here ... allowing me to live.Damon: Someone had to mow the lawn.
6.Damon: I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient.
7.Damon: Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?
8.Damon: Why are you so mean to me? Lexi: Have you met you?
9.Damon: I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.
10.Damon: You have to be invited me.Logan: I live alone. Damon: That sucks.
11.Damon: Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.
12.Stefan: I could help you.Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.
13.Damon: If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.(My FAVEEE quote!)
14.Stefan: Anna took Elena.Damon: Yeah, I got that from your 600 voicemails.
15.Damon: If she's related to Elena maybe she's related to Katherine and Katherine sent her to me. It can't be a coincidence that Isobel sought me out.
16.Elena: Damon gets what he wants, no matter who he hurts in the process.Damon: Well, you don't need to be snarky about it.
17.Damon [to Alaric]: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!
These are the best ones in my opinion!